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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Finally a cell phone for Rusty...

https://twitter.com/engadget/status/1226366153725038592?s=21

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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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bobjr posted:

They had the Mr. Big episode on tonight, so they're leading off strong.

And airport Thanksgiving.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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namlosh posted:

Lmao
And in front of his wife and kid, Dale says that the “only thing that sustained me was my will to smoke again”

Admiral

Admiral

And an Alitalia ashtray.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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Hank, remember what I told the doctor!

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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THAT'S MY PURSE!

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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Dang ole Hank loooves hookers, man!

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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Cemetry Gator posted:

That episode isn't funny!

I had the same thing happen to me. They had my gender wrong on some official form, and it took a lot of work to get it straightened out.

I'm not prepared to be Hank. I have the intelligence of a Luanne with the future prospects of a Bill.

The lesson of that episode is that you need to be Dale to fight the bureaucracy.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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Detective No. 27 posted:

Forgive me for double postin' here. Good Hank is gonna be interesting. A twenty something year old son of a long dead WW2 veteran.

So King of the Hill has three characters named Hank. Can anyone remember the third?

Henry Winkler

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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Hank: Luanne, please go home before I tell you you're acting like an idiot and make you cry.

All right, I gave you fair warning. Luanne, you're acting like an idiot.

Luanne: *crying* Oh, no! Oh, Uncle Hank!

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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Peepee money is not an employment history.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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Another Bill posted:

But then you'll have to suffer through Can-Tex-Mex. The tortillas are made from government subsidized rapeseed!

BWAAAAA!

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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Luanne-

You really suck at beauty school. Drop out.

Love,
Jesus

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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The family keeps making references to Luanne and Lucky being dead but at the end of the season it turns out they just moved to California and Hank considers them dead to him.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

The flood episode. Where Bill took control since he was the only ranking military. Hank had to make an important decision about flood gates and was correct.

Kahn was also involved in the shelter situation.

Bobby had childish issues.

I've described many episodes here but you know the one I mean.

Bobby was fine. Peggy reverted to a child.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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A promise means *nothing* when a junkie tricks you into smoking a joint, when you think it's a cigarette, which you shouldn't smoke either, now promise me! Promise me, Bobby!

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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Oh yeah?! Well my child is God to billions of Asians!

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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Ging-ging, it's your Bing-bing!

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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Ornery and Hornery posted:

Cotton loves Bobby

He’d take a bullet for him

Just not in the face

"Want to listen to music, Ging Ging?"

"Okay"

"Want to watch me dance, Ging Ging?"

"Okay"

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
We recently got a new team member at work who has the same name as another teammate.

I have successfully convinced everyone to refer to them as "Chris" and "Good Chris".

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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Iron Crowned posted:

Hopefully the new team member is "Good Chris"

Yes they are.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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Pump jockey! Works for tips!

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Plus like 6 or 7 Christmases.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Happy Birthday Chuck Mangione

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Fun fact. Niefko is his first name. It should be Christmas with the Lubeckis.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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I know it's a Thanksgiving episode but I can't help but think about the airport episode with the huge storm today.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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Who's ready for some delicious gerbster?

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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naem posted:

you can put little pieces of wood in the propane smoker to make it smokier even

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OElebR8iWAc

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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Dusty old bones. Full of green dust.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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"Remember what I told the doctor "

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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I love that Cotton knew immediately it was Jimmy Carter knocking at the door.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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Chick Mangione?!

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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They made me a wig.
"We made you a wig."
They made me a wig.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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bobjr posted:

I thought Ted was more someone who put on a rich accent for presentation, compared to Kahn who we’re told comes from poverty.

Especially since most of the time we see him Ted cares more about appearances than anything else.

Ted must really hate Kahn to not be willing to bring him into his social circle in order to get access to Minh and her family who are very well connected.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Just watched Luanne and Lucky's wedding and wow, they really did put every single minor character in the crowd there. Patch, Tammy, and even that nerdy guy that I think was from child services? I can't remember but I know I've seen him before.

It was supposed to be the finale before a late renewal.

It even had an alternate ending:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZbCWbj4_Yg

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Co-op is great.

The ending where he gets a picture from the farm of a calf named Hank and his reaction is "delicious".

Perfect.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Nice try, ol' top!

I'm watching The Accidental Terrorist, where Hank pays sticker goddamned price for Peggy's car, and it might be a late show stand out.

Today that would be a deal.

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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

The price he paid, sure.

Sticker price itself, certainly not.

There's still such a shortage of new cars that most are marked up above MSRP.

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