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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
lois is a real piece of work

https://twitter.com/LolaAlbright/status/825032395451621378

https://twitter.com/LolaAlbright/status/824984455865520133

https://twitter.com/LolaAlbright/status/818314390168449024

https://twitter.com/LolaAlbright/status/794380974972776448



i hope she dies penniless

https://twitter.com/LolaAlbright/status/806871811719737344

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




lol I hope she loses everything under Trump, and I mean everything

Bank takes everything but a portable DVD player and her copy of whatever lovely Benghazi movie she's brainwashed herself with

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/dixielburch/status/828385421100920832

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
wtf

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Epic High Five posted:

lol I'm fighting this all the time I'm not being a cynical defeatist like someone who seems to think it'll all just work out on its own with time, it's just all part of a cycle man

Ask these fuckers who are now suuuuuper sad about Trump delivering on his promises about Voter ID or BLM

gotcha; still doesn't hurt to remind everyone itt

so y'all better remember: you do your best to get good democrats in the primaries, but you vote, and vote democrat, in the generals. if ruth bader ginsberg passes before 2020 we're going to need 51 senators to pull the Garland maneuver or things will get even more hosed than they are already



this woman voted for a reality tv star president, and i strongly suspect her all-time favorite US president has co-starred with a chimp in a lovely hollywood movie

HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug
The whole point of voter suppression is that it makes voting harder to do, not bar people from doing it entirely. It only works when people aren't excited enough to vote where they'll jump through hoops or wait in a five hour line to do so and go home instead. The GOP can make voting as hard as they want to but people sufficiently angry enough to make their voice heard will find ways around it. American voters are massively polarized but don't turn out regularly, meaning that the side that's more excited to vote almost always wins. That's why the GOP has been so successful since 2008, because they had a common enemy in Obama and all the Dems were disillusioned from what a milquetoast centrist he turned out to be. Trump is an embarrassing trainwreck of a president that 60% of the country violently hates and the other 40% is quietly embarrassed of, meaning the GOP has an uphill battle in making sure that their voters feel as excited to defend Trump as Dems feel excited to stop him. And we haven't even gotten to the real fun poo poo, like the ACA repeal or cutting Medicare

btw, most hardcore Trump supporters are not salt-of-the-earth impoverished rural voters but bougie middle class white people living in the suburbs that idolize the rural poor but mostly want lower taxes and browns out of their schools. I've spent enough time living in suburban Trump country to hope those fuckers lose everything when the market collapses

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

HorseRenoir posted:

I've spent enough time living in suburban Trump country to hope those fuckers lose everything when the market collapses

Same. It'll be the best thing to come from all of this

a primate
Jun 2, 2010


Trump voters... Bad??

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A DVD INTO THE SLOT. ITS INSIDE BENGAHZI THE INSIDE STORY AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, BEN GAHZI.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


http://www.yugeregrets.com/

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/dimplelin/status/824600562452860930

https://twitter.com/jojoguerr52/status/822606598598225922

https://twitter.com/jojoguerr52/status/826099854862606340


val's also doin some diplo work

https://twitter.com/jojoguerr52/status/826913039685414924

she's cool tho

https://twitter.com/jojoguerr52/status/825741441121017857

https://twitter.com/jojoguerr52/status/825737444737810436

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
fun fact baby boomers didn't save any money for health care, they abuse medicare and have their physicians order expensive medical imaging for complications of being old that are only treated conservatively at best (i.e. don't need imaging for). Coincidentally I am not at all bitter about having to do all of these pointless studies every day while people with genuine health issues get denied for not jumping through the right insurance hoops. Compared to third party payers, medicare is a joke and is rampantly abused by both patients and physicians.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."
Wait, is this not a troll account?
:psypop:

sexpot
Nov 12, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Couldn't we just, like, ban all the really creepy religions?

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


sexpot posted:

Couldn't we just, like, ban all the really creepy religions?

so all religions then

i say euphorically

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Agean90 posted:

so all religions then

i say euphorically

*in an extremely konami voice* Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


The Jains seem p.cool

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Epic High Five posted:

We should ask PornHub where searches for incest porn are most frequent

the Duggar compound from that one weekend the menfolk figured out the wifi password

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 237 days!

TheDon01 posted:

The Jains seem p.cool

Making non-violence 100% explicitly the purpose of your religion seems to be the threshold for the message to reliably sink in.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

TheDon01 posted:

The Jains seem p.cool

The Shakers are better.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Sorry shakers but the best weird Interregnum-era heresy is actually the Ranters. I'm taking all my clothes off and yelling about how the bible says that morality doesn't actually exist 24/7

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

TheDon01 posted:

The Jains seem p.cool

sikhs are cool they get to carry bigass knives on airplanes

for now

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


Bip Roberts posted:

The Shakers are better.

Their furniture is baller as hell but nah they're a bunch of Christian prudes.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Asproigerosis posted:

fun fact baby boomers didn't save any money for health care, they abuse medicare and have their physicians order expensive medical imaging for complications of being old that are only treated conservatively at best (i.e. don't need imaging for). Coincidentally I am not at all bitter about having to do all of these pointless studies every day while people with genuine health issues get denied for not jumping through the right insurance hoops. Compared to third party payers, medicare is a joke and is rampantly abused by both patients and physicians.

hmmm maybe the problem is idiot baby boomers

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

sikhs are cool they get to carry bigass knives on airplanes

for now

the sikhs protect us from terrorism, we remove them at our peril

Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

Pollyanna posted:

hmmm maybe the problem is idiot baby boomers

on the one hand it's gonna be great when medicare and obamacare are eliminated and baby boomers die off en masse. on the other hand i quite like my parents and it's tough to think about them suffering because the rest of their generation had to go and be retarded

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Bodyholes posted:

on the one hand it's gonna be great when medicare and obamacare are eliminated and baby boomers die off en masse. on the other hand i quite like my parents and it's tough to think about them suffering because the rest of their generation had to go and be retarded

your parents are blowing thru your inheritance as fast as they can and will reverse mortgage their house to take more cruises before they die and leave you nothing

then you will start getting bills for their end of life care

Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

your parents are blowing thru your inheritance as fast as they can and will reverse mortgage their house to take more cruises before they die and leave you nothing

then you will start getting bills for their end of life care

ha joke's on you they lost the house years ago!

:smith:

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

Epic High Five posted:

We should ask PornHub where searches for incest porn are most frequent



I would agree to federally fund a study to find out why four states whack it to cartoons so much.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Plan Z posted:



I would agree to federally fund a study to find out why four states whack it to cartoons so much.

funny thing is i think the two states which went for cartoon porn by a country mile over the next search term went trump

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Plan Z posted:



I would agree to federally fund a study to find out why four states whack it to cartoons so much.

lol of course georgias top term is ebony.

raised an eyebrow at wyomings but having seen how many families have 3 kids from 4 fathers it makes a bit more sense

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Agean90 posted:

3 kids from 4 fathers

wh

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

TheDon01 posted:

The Jains seem p.cool

i especially like sallekhana and have been considering the full vow since early november

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

TheDon01 posted:

The Jains seem p.cool

they are awesome and it is extremely hosed up that the nazis ruined their logo forever with toxic branding :(

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


Do Jains get any cool gear like the Sikhs get the knife, the cooler looking turban and like a belt buckle or something?

Ayatollah Hermione
Apr 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747

4th husband is the calm beta who never initiates sex

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Agean90 posted:

lol of course georgias top term is ebony.
Yeah, it's strange that the 3 blackest states are into black people.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
No sympathy
California Farmers Backed Trump, but Now Fear Losing Field Workers

quote:

Jeff Marchini and others in the Central Valley here bet their farms on the election of Donald J. Trump. His message of reducing regulations and taxes appealed to this Republican stronghold, one of Mr. Trump’s strongest bases of support in the state.

As for his promises about cracking down on illegal immigrants, many assumed Mr. Trump’s pledges were mostly just talk. But two weeks into his administration, Mr. Trump has signed executive orders that have upended the country’s immigration laws. Now farmers here are deeply alarmed about what the new policies could mean for their workers, most of whom are unauthorized, and the businesses that depend on them.

“Everything’s coming so quickly,” Mr. Marchini said. “We’re not loading people into buses or deporting them, that’s not happening yet.” As he looked out over a crew of workers bent over as they rifled through muddy leaves to find purple heads of radicchio, he said that as a businessman, Mr. Trump would know that farmers had invested millions of dollars into produce that is growing right now, and that not being able to pick and sell those crops would represent huge losses for the state economy. “I’m confident that he can grasp the magnitude and the anxiety of what’s happening now.”

quote:

Farmers are also anxiously awaiting the administration’s plans to alter longstanding trade agreements. Mr. Trump has said he will pull out of the North American Free Trade Agreement if he cannot negotiate better terms for the United States. Growers would benefit if Mr. Trump negotiated more favorable terms. But backing out of the agreement entirely could provoke retaliation from Mexico that would hurt California’s agricultural industry, which earned $21 billion from trade last year.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lol those idiots will probably be bailed out of the worst of it by Gov Brown, give Trump the credit, then vote for him in 2020 and vote against Brown

Certainly their whole business model would fail if all illegals actually were booted out

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Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Epic High Five posted:

Lol those idiots will probably be bailed out of the worst of it by Gov Brown, give Trump the credit, then vote for him in 2020 and vote against Brown

Certainly their whole business model would fail if all illegals actually were booted out

a shame he has to look out for his people, letting them actually suffer concequences for their actions would be hilarious.

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