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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Anime Schoolgirl posted:

honestly if you're a bernie supporter and turned coat for trump instead of not voting (understandable) or voting for retard stein or gary fucknuts you're about as smart as the people being made fun of in twitter screenshots here

going from bernard sanders to gary fucknuts is almost as incomprehensible as sanders -> trump imo

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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What's he saying in the second tweet? Is he asking why dems always drop party when they think the leader of it is Hitler?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Jedi Knight Luigi posted:

The kids in question live:
Northern Illinois
Denver area
Minneapolis area

Get ready for another generation of uncritical thinkers.

I mean I don't think that gauging political ideologies in the second grade is a good idea but then again I've been trying to become a velociraptor for years

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

boomers normalized women's rights and relaxed the strict sexual mores of the 50s. they ended jim crow and oversaw vast (albeit incomplete) improvements in the cultural inclusivity of US society that are the bedrock for all of today's social justice movements.

like everything good the boomers ever did, it turns out that things like the civil rights act were entirely just for the boomers and is now being burned to the ground as they leave this earth screaming "black on black crime"

edit: pretty sure you don't get to claim being the "racially conscious" generation when most of it just elected a man who put appointed a klansman to be the AG

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

actually it suggests the very self-centeredness that boomers are accused of. throwing vulnerable ppl under the bus to maintain your ideological purity bc you won't accept that politics is always going to be about compromises. altho ralph nader proves this is hardly unique to millennials. just frustrating that every generation has to see a crazy rear end in a top hat gently caress poo poo up firsthand before they take elections seriously

Sanders WAS the compromise

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

lol, you're not compromising with "the dems" in the general election. you're compromising between the ideal and the realizable. the dems are compromising with voters in a country that elected donald loving trump just 8 years after the disaster of g w bush

understand this basic fact: if a dem candidate loses a vote from a leftist, they lose a vote. if a dem loses a vote from a swing voter, they lose a vote and the republican gains a vote (typically). therefore the smart candidate will prioritize votes from centrists over votes from their own fringe base in a general election.

this won't change under a 2 party system, and the 2 party system won't change under the system of voting enshrined in the US constitution.

change has to happen within the party structure, and that's where we have our voice. bernie understood this-- he joined the democratic party to facilitate his run -- and he ran a really amazing campaign. he didn't win, but he sure as hell set the stage for next time around by proving how much support was out there for his politics. trump understood this, too.

i know this is heresy, but a lot of poo poo that y'all take as evidence of democrats being corrupt and evil, i take as them judging a political situation and making what they believe is the best compromise available. they aren't necessarily right about the judgement-- sometimes they are frustratingly timid-- but that doesn't mean they're perfectly happy with what they got, either.

(by the way, republicans compromise too, when they need to. so if you thought both parties were equally bad, but are at all surprised at how bad trump and the GOP is now with the presidency and congressional majorities, there's your explanation. just wait til they abolish the filibuster and have even more free reign!)

I appreciate these posts that have apparently wormholed from a d&d thread circa March 2016

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Epic High Five posted:

Like for real tho, post-millenials are coming up looking even more lovely than Boomers so we need to lock in some communism and make it permanent before they become a bloc, or maybe just overwhelm them entirely like the Boomers did with GenX

Maybe the coming economic holocaust will soften them a bit but I don't trust people to learn anymore

otoh i dont think a bunch of thinkpieces about 13 year olds being hardcore libertarians/alt-righters is an accurate barometer

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Hodgepodge posted:

lacking: evidence that there is a set of "leftist policies" which will produce this turnout.

as much as it was a failure of her campaign to actually talk about them as well, actual lefties didn't seem to give a crap that Clinton's policies were in fact in line with what the left claims to want in many respects

Can't imagine why the left didn't trip over themselves to vote for a candidate chasing suburban republican moderates. Turns out surrogates and supporters repeatedly saying "we don't need you" makes people not want to vote for your candidate :eyepop:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Hodgepodge posted:

a revealing critique of her policy to be sure

"All women that don't vote for Hillary deserve to go to hell wait where are you going why arent you reading my website?!"

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Hodgepodge posted:

i know it's a chore, but if you read the conversation from the start then you have a clue what its about and don't have to ask me to repeat myself

"please take the argument that the same 20 been having for the past 18 months as freshly and as seriously as i am"


Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

eh, the firebagger portion of the left would be equally thrilled to turn on a president sanders the moment he needs to compromise with centrists to get anything done. the cspam thread would be something like "post sad bernie cucks realizing that their socialist messiah sold them out"

also, leftie activism in the primaries of senate and house races is also really important to give any future dem president the votes to get their domestic agenda through congress. if the green party (for example) was serious about moving an agenda instead of grandstanding, it could stay out of the presidential races for now and focus hard on getting some seats in congress in deep blue states. build up party infrastructure and some dem allies, be like a pseudo-parliamentary coalition. eventually it might become strong enough to force the dems to either move left or be supplanted as the second major national party. but right now they're just someone's vanity project every 4 years

i guess defining the green party as the radical left is the end result of too many vox thinkpieces

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Kinda funny that every attempt to gently caress the browns that these people voted for is getting strangled in the courts but the bill that will destroy their lives is slowly creeping towards them

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Alienwarehouse posted:

I don't understand how any working class voter who pulled the lever for Trump could ever vote for a republican again after reading the contents of that absurd GOP healthcare bill that just got thrown out. Not only did it allow insurance companies to literally throw you on the street to rot; the bill also cut near $900,000,000,000 in funds annually from loving Medicaid. This single-handedly gave the blue wall/Rustbelt back to the democrats. The unparalleled greed of the Freedom Caucus and Koch bros are in part to thank here.

A mix of immigrants and current democrats not actually providing anything besides fake sympathy for their plight (at best) or naked contempt (at worst)

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Epic High Five posted:

I believe the term is "reciprocating" re: that naked contempt

The story of rural/exurban life for the past 50 or so years has been the gradual decline of quality of life and a funnelling of wealth into cities via elites

Maybe that's why they've turned the republican party into one that runs on sheer spite

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Maybe they should direct that spite at the dick heads who funneled all the wealth away when they put them in office

All I'm saying is give them this as an option and see what happens

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Kurtofan posted:

i like the cut of their gib

these were the guys that "doxxed" (aka reminded) everyone that milo was pro-diddling and torpedoed his meteoric rise

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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HorseRenoir posted:

agreed, I'm talking about voters that show up to every election and vote R and you can't ever win those people over. dems can't fathom the idea that the voting pool can contract/expand and you don't siphon off votes from the other side like voters are a finite resource

I've seen the argument made that since both parties have had the identical economic agenda for the past 50 years, the only victories rural whites can win are in the culture wars, hence they vote lockstep R.

I think it's kind of irresponsible and immoral to just shrug off the poor rurals because they're irredemable shitheads. You don't have to like someone to show solidarity and they don't have to like everything you do to vote for you.

If you come offering them a legitimate way out of rust and heroin, i think that most of them will take it.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Drunkboxer posted:

What if we grind them to paste and use them for fertilizer instead

Make sure you run a candidate that can actually ignore them and the militias they create. You'll pick up rurals with $20 minimum wage and UHC though, so why bother?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Freaking Crumbum posted:

they're adults that made their own choices. gently caress em if they couldn't be bothered to consider the consequences of their actions, or to invest even a modicum of effort into researching the history of the guy they were considering. good loving lord, all these asshats were inundating every facebook feed and every email FWD:FWD:FWD with all kinds of MAGA horseshit, so I know they've somehow got internet access and the technical skill to use the internet.

oh but these poor babies were lied to/played for fools/should be absolved of their responsibility for their actions! if they're so dumb that they don't possess the critical thinking skills to be responsible for their own actions, why are they allowed to vote any-loving-way?

it can't be both; either they're adults that need to face the music of their own calamitous choices, or they all need to have their ability to manage their own affairs permanently revoked in the same way that any other incompetent adult has to give up their autonomy.

that'd actually be a platform i could support. "every one of you chucklefucks that are willing to acknowledge that you're barely smart enough to remember to breathe and to be permanently declared legally incompetent can have your obamacare and your food stamps and your paradoxical sense of entitlement returned. if you're too proud to accept the offer, then :byewhore:"

Maybe we should look into depriving our political opponents the right to vote? - someone who doesn't control any lever of government

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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TWIST FIST posted:

the frame looks like a mirror but its not reflecting anything :confused:

It's reflecting your good posts :grin:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Al! posted:

i can confirm that you can do both

Some of us can only jack off when the stars are in a certain alignment so why don't you check your privilege?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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*blasts shotgun into the bottom of an already leaking ship*

Help me, im drowning!!!

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Best Korea posted:

Does this count?







This is why they constantly double down no matter what stupid poo poo trump does btw

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Philthy posted:

That is some party loyalty. I don't know where it comes from other than people are loving dumb as gently caress.

I'd say like 75% of those broken relationships were the fact that the CHUDs involved were always shitheads and them hooting and hollering after trump winning was either an immediate breaking point or directly lead to a massive argument

People "put up" with the CHUDs rolling coal and lynching Obama in effigy for 8 years and Trump winning broke that tolerance for a lot of people

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Epic High Five posted:

So many redcaps thought that this would be a stunning victory and everybody would tell them how great they are. The fact that the immediate aftermath was a massive outcry against his legitimacy and waves of protests and promises of political violence broke a lot of their loving brains and it was incredible to watch, they sincerely thought that how they acted under Obama would be forgiven and forgotten and people would just be okay with Trump winning despite losing after himself running one of the most hateful, divisive, partisan campaigns in history

white_privilege.txt

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Pollyanna posted:

what

explain why they're all completely convinced that they're winning then

Because if they aren't winning they destroyed relationships with friends and family for no reason

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Lastgirl posted:

money will do that

You took my joke :argh:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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The breitbart wing would probably get purged and it would be another lovely republican admin that nobody actually wants

The downside is the centrists would be thrilled because their ~*decorum*~ is back and wed start getting bipartisan Kill the Gays bills

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

(also, not every incrementalist democrat is lazy or crooked or whatever. a lot of them just don't try to push what they don't think can currently get passed. maybe they're correct and politically savvy; maybe they're just gutless and out of touch with today's voters, in which case you can prove them wrong! either way, those guys can still be helpful allies in a coalition)

you should go to those town halls where people are buckling over and weeping because their congressman has signed their death warrant and see how well this "well, actually" goes over

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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[me to a family sobbing over a shrivelled corpse]

IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER YOUR CONGRESSMAN WAS TOO AFRAID TO VOTE

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Potato Salad posted:

I'm....still not convinced Vital Signs actually gets the Byrd rule and, separately, the filibuster. That's impressive, given that it is easily possible to see that it takes 60 loving votes to bring something new through the senate and the party that literally burned effigies of Obama were by their own admission (and proudly so) in lockstep against him since 2010 . All of this is veritable in the public record.

I do agree Obama could have thumped the bully pulpit against the GOP fucks doing lovely things for obviously lovely reaaons, but I do realize now that, were Obama not such a 100% class act gentleman and largely above the partisan game, the momentum to blindly repeal the ACA would have probably been enough totip the 50+1 vote Byrd threshold start and people would start dying needlessly next year.

e - please, please tell me I get to explain why two digit numbers starting with 4 or 5 are less than 60

I'm this fuckin idiot hiding behind budget reconciliation when a social program could be made deficit neutral by hiking taxes on wall street and the rich

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

i don't even know what you're on about here, i clearly said i was talking about democrats, and frankly i even left myself room to exclude some of the shittier ones

Do you have aspergers?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

ok then, y'all seem pretty comfortable with incoherent rage and alternative facts so im just gunna move along. if you can send some more 3rd party socialists to congress that'd be great too. bernie had been a big asset to the senate caucus, and democrats are pretty open to working outside party and ideology to achieve practical results :)

Edit: none of this was directed at Epic High Five, who posted after i had read the thread

These alternative facts being "politics is inherently emotional" and "a death from democrat inaction is just as bad as a death from republican insanity"

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Democrats trying to argue that people losing their livelihoods via globalization is actually good for them with excel spreadsheets is exactly why we have trump, but don't let that knock you off your high horse

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Trump pissing off SK to this point also leaves a pretty big chance that US teams will be shut out of whatever esports they run over there, which will be another self-own to the alt right

Edit: China supports NK because if Seoul is destroyed the Chinese League of Legends conference will dominate Asia

Business Gorillas has issued a correction as of 22:47 on Aug 8, 2017

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Epic High Five posted:

Cross posting from the Trump thread because now all vegetable eaters are included as people owned by Trump



https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3824002&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=5191#post475222387

This isn't a self own until it hits grain or potatoes

Lol if you think CHUDs eat vegetables

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Epic High Five posted:

You've never had to tell someone in a rural restaurant that it's 10 cents to add tomato to their burger I see

No I've never had to tell someone that for 10 cents more they could ruin their sandwich

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Potato Salad posted:

I'm wondering what kind of sock puppets you've encountered, because I've only ever met liberals who want to make sure at absolute minimum that social programs and education are adequately funded and that ensuring corporations and the rich pay their fair share.

Check this out: "adequately funding" social programs means a massive expansion because the current level doesn't do nearly enough

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Potato Salad posted:

That is correct.


Wait a minute, are you upset that I didn't immediately respond to you?

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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Potato Salad posted:

What are your thoughts on putting the GOP to the wall if it meant your family got affordable and subsidized healthcare regardless of what some lovely state legislature wanted to intentionally hamstring?

What a stupid question to ask in the "The CHUDs are killing themselves and it fuckin owns" thread

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