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Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Jewel Repetition posted:

I still find it hard to laugh at somebody's wife dying no matter how much it was his and her fault

That's decorum talk, buddy. Everyone's somebody's child, too. You gonna laugh at somebody's kid dying?

Yes. Yes you are, because they're a horrible malicious shitheel of a person, who are reaping what they've maliciously sown.

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Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Jewel Repetition posted:

Yeah. It just feels wrong. She was an actively harmful dumbass about Corona who's getting poetic justice, but she's also an irreplaceable child of God who'll leave behind holes in the lives of those who loved her

oh, I see the problem. carry on, then

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


I'm not too sure that the chuds are that comforted by a dignified death when they're choking on their own fluid-filled lungs, but I'll take it

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


N. Senada posted:

lol, this was Bioshock

Any group of libertarians, when left to their own devices, will reinvent Bioshock

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Philthy posted:

I think this Trump reality fuckin' broke brains.

Sorry, are you lost? D&D is that-a-way.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


One More Fat Nerd posted:

You are voting to determine who will be crushed and hurt by their candidate losing.

That's not why I vote, so I'm voting for a candidate I actually care about and believe in: Gloria La Riva. If liberals wanted me to help them avoid getting crushed and hurt, they shouldn't have viciously tanked Sanders.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


EVIL Gibson posted:

Trumpy Poo always going on about dating 10-14 year olds in a "few" years old hanging out with best bud, Mr. "Hanging" Epstein is surprising how okay you are with that.

why would you come into the thread about laughing at Trump voters dying because they elected Trump and assume we like Trump

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Cthulu Carl posted:

I hope colloidal silver shills are writing him very positive letters too.


Will he just plain turn blue, or will the spray tan mix with it and make him brown?

He isn't actually taking it

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Those Katrina deaths were just dihydrogen monoxide poisoning

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
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Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Novo posted:

this isn't really fair. trump is only the second dumbest man alive. surely the people like scott adams and peter thiel who don't just like him, but actually went out of their way to try to convince other people that he is some kind of genius are tied for first place

that actually makes him the third dumbest man due to how ties for first place work. i am very sorry.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


TotalLossBrain posted:

Related: Today I accidentally found out that the guy whose resume I've been ignoring/forgetting about since early April is a chud who's running for state governor. LOL

I am not doing the hiring. I was just asked to provide input and whether I'd have project work for him

dont give the chud a discrimination lawsuit lol

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
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Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Philthy posted:

things Republican chuds say for $200?

this is straight up Fox News poo poo right hea

Wasn't surrounding himself with smart people the way Trump sold himself? We're gonna have the best people.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
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Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


oliwan posted:

this forum is best when goons try to explain normal adult human behavior like going to a loving bar lol, one of the simplest pleasures in life



their brains simply cannot comprehend it and therefore it must be something negative like hating your family or not being able to socialize elsewhere.

Meltdown May

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
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Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


People keep touting the % of people testing positive going down as testing numbers go up as a sign that we're recovering, it feels like. Someone explain that to me because it doesn't make any loving sense. Of course if you tested every single person in the country today your % positive would be much lower than if you had limited tests and only tested people strongly suspected of having it. The number of positive cases per day keeps going up, and that seems like the number that matters to me, and it's getting worse. Are they just desperately searching for any statistic to downplay the severity and justify reopening?

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


One Swell Foop posted:

I feel like you've answered your own question there. That, combined with 52 subtly but fundamentally different methods of counting and a gnawing vacuum where a centralized coordinating response should be.

I just can't believe it's actually as cynical as pointing at a line graph and saying "look! it's going down! we're fine to reopen!"

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate



Ironic,

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
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Life's too long to wait
It's too short
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Life's too long to hate


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

They are absolutely going to pivot to "the coronavirus is jesus rapturing us to heaven" before this is all over

It would be insane if the whole American evangelical problem up and solved itself like that

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Dustcat posted:

they're gonna have a lot of fun trying to puzzle out why jesus raptured creepy uncle joe but left his nieces with permanent lung damage

no they won't. God works in mysterious ways. nieces were sinners somehow. also anyone trying to puzzle that out is dead

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:


i get what you’re saying generally, but there aren’t that many nuanced sides to “coronavirus is a real danger”

I think that was one of the really obvious ones

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
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Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Strong Sauce posted:

south korea is pretty religious but yet they wear masks... i guess god only has you if... you're white? [or the whole conceit is just loving dumb]

south korea presumably lacks the insane strain of conservative evangelical that is common to America

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
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Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Mr Interweb posted:

according to wiki, the religious breakdown in SK is;

-No religion (56.1%)
-Protestant Christianity (19.7%)
-Korean Buddhism (15.5%)
-Catholic Christianity (7.9%)
-Other (0.8%)

So there's a pretty significant chunk of bible thumpers there.

America:
- Protestantism (48.9%)
- Catholicism (23.0%)
- Mormonism (1.8%)
- No religion (18.2%)
- Judaism (2.1%)
- Islam (0.8%)
- Other religion (2.5%)
- No response given/Unknown (2.7%)

So maybe you can guess why the circumstances are different?

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
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Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


A Wizard of Goatse posted:

haven't talked to many Koreans huh

nope, or I wouldn't have been presuming, I would have been stating!

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
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Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


FMguru posted:

They shitted up "woke" pretty good, no surprise they're trying the same thing with Karen.

In fairness, "woke" shitted up "woke" pretty good

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
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Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


It sounds like a Bluth family chicken impression

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
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Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Richard Spencer Bluth: Cuck! Cuck! Cuck! Cuck! Cuck!

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
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Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Nasty boy

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

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It's too short
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ShadowHawk posted:

This isn't quite accurate, since the concentrations matter a lot. From what I could find endogenous estrogen (even in men) is ~6000 times that from dairy milk intake, and in mouse studies you only see an effect if you raise the estrogen by 1000x.

The phytoestrogens in soy, by contrast, are believed to have actual effects on humans (though mostly of the beneficial kind)

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

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It's too short
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Life's too long to hate


quote:

“I’m in a public space,” Peters protested, incorrectly.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

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Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Platystemon posted:

Jails are public. :getin:

God drat, do I have some bad news for you

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
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Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

my all time favorite is the good NYPD cop who didn't want to arrest innocent ppl to fill an illegal quota so his entire precinct turned on him, put him on leave, broke down his apartment door and forceably had him committed to a mental hospital, which (based entirely on the other cops' request) wouldn't release him or let him contact anyone, until days later his father managed to track him down and get him out

I'm sure all those other cops faced consequences for that :)

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
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Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

it's cool that your uncle is a good cop, then.

gently caress, beat me to it

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate



this is funny but it cannot even capture the absurd ratio of the left stack to the middle. it would be miles high

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
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Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Volcott posted:

In retrospect emphasizing faith over good works was a bad decision.

the reverse would kind of go against the point of organized religion

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
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Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Forceholy posted:

For a lot of people, selling out to be an imperialist pawn is the only way out of poverty, or to pay for college.

It's a counter to free college or Training used by conservatives. Apparently, nobody deserves 4 years or questionable Healthcare at a government facility unless they earn it with PTSD.

I'm doing my part!

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
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Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


BiggerBoat posted:

We didn't used to be all bad.

yes we did

america was never great

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
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Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Epic High Five posted:

It's been fun lately, thinking about how if Hillary had won odds are it'd be somebody else making this thread except with her instead of Trump in the title, since her response would've been the same as Trump's only with like 80% of the states refuse to do anything from day 1 because it was an evil baby killing Dem proposing it. I hope that I would've had my post-11/9 crack ping moment and I wouldn't be one of the ones highlighted here

11/9 was such a deliciously appropriate date

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
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Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Platystemon posted:

And a name for the one after

"Extinct"?

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

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Life's too long to hate


Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

a rapidly failing state with fascist politics that controls the strongest military in the world and a giant stockpile of nukes is probably not the scenario involving less war

Didn't you just hear yourself about the giant stockpile of nukes? If there's war there probably won't be much of it.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

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Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


doingitwrong posted:

The doctrine that meaningful policy or military goals can be accomplished through the application of extremely large explosions remains untested and is probably untestable. The US has managed to participate in countless shooting wars despite having (and without deploying) those weapons. I don’t think that’s likely to change anytime soon.

Didn't you read the post about the US being a rapidly failing state? I believe we are discussing a post-US scenario

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Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

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Post Trump realizing that he's going to die under Trump here

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