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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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also lol @ my non white child

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

that poor kid is definitely going to need therapy when he's older

theres videos of his dad putting things up his rear end for white supremacy

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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nah i doubt hes going to lose the complete and utter moron vote

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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oh man i saw Taco Whoever open up for the Aquabats in 99

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Epic High Five posted:

lol, in past epochs these people would be stringing Kobach up after razing his mansion

now their lives are so atomized that their doctrine does not come from their own dying community, but rather from talking heads in the employ of billionaires, so this will all squarely land on the dastardly shoulders of Cousin Puerto Rico, citizen provocateur

that guy definitely does not believe puerto ricans are us citizens

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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"honest q wampa" sounds like something bib fortuna would say

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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ikanreed posted:

Kitt Fisto remains a star wars name that's real

the guy who lets them land is called Lando

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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my go to name in starwars games is Bondar Aaboh which i got off of a filing cabinet

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

he's his dog and he named him chewy

his dog chewy has a dad named itchy who jacks off to vr porn in the living room, and a son named lumpy

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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dumb star wars names is one of my favorite derails idgaf that star wars itself is in fact dumb

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Jose posted:

its already too late at that point

but what if the next pm nationalized everything

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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hobbesmaster posted:

Its still world spanning, theres even people living on some of these islands!



well, for the next 20 years or so maybe

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Burt Sexual posted:

“We’re just hoping this doesn’t last a long time,” she said, “and that we can get to a point where we end up in a better place.”

This sounds like some kinda death cult stuff.

they will literally kill themselves before they blame trump and many already have

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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don't worry, if you don't get married your sweetheart can always marry your helmet

at least i think that's a thing the us army does, maybe im thinking of something else

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Epic High Five posted:

it must be very frustrating for people who still have that centrist brainworm that causes them to think their time is well spent in debating these people in good faith

time in the cspam trenches has made me very good at dunking on them until they block me

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Business Gorillas posted:

Thanks to the student loan crisis every president has shrugged at for the past 20 years, these two groups are no longer mutually exclusive

lol "shrugged at" the vice president is the architect of making this a permanent crisis

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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steinrokkan posted:

They are probably surrounded by the "respectable" branch of wealthy Conservatives, who either don't really have issues with gays anymore (like 50% of GOP voters support gay marriage these days), or only care when it's the filthy poors who do bad things because they don't have moral fibre, unlike their betters.

They most certainly aren't surrounded by the Bible thumping redneck Conservatives.

those conservatives still make nonstop gay jokes about them to their back and sometimes faces though and would still feed them to the wood chipper if the party demanded it

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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its been a real rough couple of weeks, could we get some actual chud death itt to cheer us up

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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hobbesmaster posted:

If democrats take the house a bailout might actually happen.

thank you president trump!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Burt Sexual posted:

Lol owning the libs by being homeless and unemployed.

i like the part in the video where she brags about how she's going to make 125k no matter what

womp womp

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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triggered, lib?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Arizona Senate Race called for Dems

I wonder how The Donald is handling it

The_Donald Arizona is lost Edition

Take the positives. These people are meme gold.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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typically an agrarian revolt happens when the people from the cities and strongholds demand so much from the countryside that farmers are starving with fields full of food, not when crops are rotting in fields and silos because they are no longer profitable to bring to market

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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all cali has to do is not burn down and everythings looking rosy

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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God. Damnit!
This is horrific.
It cannot stand. There is a political party actively defrauding the United States election system. And everyone in the opposition is dicking around about the philosophical implications of it.

What the Democrats are doing is only slightly different from them just literally murdering their opponents.

If it stands, we can finally say this great experiment has failed. Trump's win was miraculous because the Democrats didn't commit enough fraud.

"Cheat" isn't the right word. "Steal" isn't either. An election is probably the very pinnacle of freedom, and they are destroying it so they can claim power. Dictators do this. Horrible ones.

This is high treason. Maybe several levels of treason worse than anyone has committed in the United States.

counting the votes is now high treason (not a thing)

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Grape posted:

God even in sugary child propaganda form they can't help but draw their mascot looking villainous. Look at those fuckin' eyes.

hes gonan gently caress that pede

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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not being able to fully stock the break rooms is the first sign a terror organization is facing hard times

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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what? she learned

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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did the assange movie cover the rapes he did which are the reason he went into the embassy in the first place?????

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i can't believe this "poor" girl from the bronx can afford to have clothes temporarily lent to her by a wardrobe department for the purposes of a photoshoot. what is she not telling us about her secret riches

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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FMguru posted:

Kevin Drum at MoJo charted the change in soybean exports to China



And here's total soybean exports (China and elsewhere)



Trade wars are easy to win you guys

wow, looks like soybean exports went up after the tariffs went into effect.......TRUMP DOES IT AGAIN!!!!!!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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nobody has trump voter friends, they just have guys who haven't decided to gently caress them over yet but they still hang out with them for some reason

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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you'd probably get beaten up for trying to explain this to one of them

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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etalian posted:

It's pretty hilarious how certain foreigners became MAGA supporters.

Especially given how Trump's has done everything in his power to gently caress over neighbors like Canada like demanding milk bag free trade.

it's almost as if there's something about trump's core values that attracts them......well i'm stumped

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Dr. Faustus posted:

You just made me stop and wonder if I'm aware of any conspiracy theories that actually died under the light of truth (lol), or at least petered out due to lack or relevance/interest without somehow being rolled anew into some updated conspiracy theory. I bet the most obscure, weirdest Americana urban legends/conspiracy theories are alive and well in some insane corners of the gibbering internet.

this got me curious about ancient conspiracy theories and now i want to read this book

https://www.amazon.com/Conspiracy-Narratives-Roman-History-Victoria/dp/0292722338

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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https://twitter.com/joey_culoper/status/1065760202010607617?s=19

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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it never occured to me that things like universal healthcare and humane treatment of immigrants are accellerationism to these scumfucks

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Odin Valhalla SS is just a concerned warrior for free speech

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1067850063123267585

Ammon Bundy, who gained fame after spearheading standoffs with federal authorities and law enforcement, is breaking with President Donald Trump over Trump’s hard-line immigration views. The dissent has earned him death threats, he said in a video posted to Facebook.

“He has basically called them all criminals and said they’re not coming in here. It seems that there’s been this group stereotype,” Bundy said of Trump’s immigration rhetoric in the video. “But what about those who have come here for reasons of need?”

it seems bizarre until you consider that the bundys don't consider themselves american citizens either

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

that's the part i find hard to square with their beliefs, since they also call themselves patriots

i mean obviously it's not even close to internally consistent, but how do you twist your brain up like that

it's because they believe that they're living like True Americans Just The Way The Founding Fathers Have Wanted It

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