mazzi Chart Czar posted:

I'm lazy.

I hate reading long lines of text that make my eyes scan too far to the right.
I like how most books only have a limit of only 50 characters per line, as
opposed to the Something Awful forums of 150 characters in a line.

Mr Interweb posted:

there was also the episode of the simpsons where homer becomes a union boss to get back their dental plan. pretty sure that episode made it quite clear that mr. burns was the bad guy

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I wonder if they ever notice that the pundits who tell them the cities are bad choose to live in the very cities they say are burning down.

cumshitter posted:

i cant wait to see which rightwing celebrity dies from covid after the next indoor trump rally. you know theyre all thinking "im younger and healthier than herman cain. that seat is loving empty right now, and i can fill it"

ShadowHawk posted:

You're forgetting the intermediate step where they're transported from the precinct to the county office via a USB stick containing an unencrypted MS Access database

Joey Steel posted:

At one point, Hitler legit earned an Iron Cross first class (recommended by his Jewish lieutenant, no less ), and Stalin was a general during the Russian Civil War and the Polish-Russian war, as well.

Trump has done even less than either of them.

Son of Rodney posted:

I don't know if this is some joke I'm not getting, me being German and all

But no seriously, Hitler was able to rile up people by using a poo poo load of pathos, oratory techniques and rethorical tools that made people feel strongly emotional and supportive of his ideas about nationalism and the role German deserved in the world. He used a very special cadence that was unique to him and his ability to deliver emotional hooks was top notch. He was an abhorrent person and like others have said not extremely intelligent, but he knew how to play people. It's not a coincidence that his entire political career started in a beer hall.

Trump actually sounds a bit similar and uses the same manipulative topics such as immigrants being monsters and the world treating the us very unfairly, it's just his words and sentences sound incredibly shoddy and thrown together.

Zeroisanumber posted:

My brother you need to discover the wonders of steam.

Gringostar posted:

lol if you believe this

trump/gop is going to do the most extensive voter suppression in history and there's nothing anyone can do about it

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Biden should be attacking him for leaving hospital and going back to the white house to finish infecting everyone there.

Also, for posting this loving tweet telling people corona isn't something to worry about :

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313186529058136070

Mr Interweb posted:

i don't want to take away from trump's publicity at the moment, BUT....


https://www.facebook.com/dominic.menaldi/timeline?lst=1416230333%3A1107858627%3A1601966516

this jagoff here got the 'rona a couple of months ago, and although the ordeal he went through was, according to him, pretty rough, he still decided to continue being a trump supporting covidiot.

however, he hasn't posted for an entire month now. this probably wouldn't be interesting, if it weren't for the fact that he was a pretty prolific poster until early september. i couldn't find any obituaries, but i think it's reasonable to assume his buddy, covid-19 came back to spend some more quality time

Platystemon posted:

Look, the chance of it happening on any particular day, or in any particular presidency may be low, but the fact that the system is set up that way is completely mad.

miniscule12 posted:

you can easily replace every person in that chain of command with a cultist who believes god will protect them from the counter nukes.

Epic High Five posted:

Shut the gently caress up, take it to another thread

euphronius posted:

no

I mean the dems in the house did pass an enourmous bailout for people last May

there was lots of stuff in it

euphronius posted:

there are actual leftists in the dem caucus it’s hard for me to come to general motive conclusions like that

I mean if you mean pelosi let the vote even happen because she knew it would fail then that’s way more probably

SchnorkIes posted:

Rural white chuds who play poor but are running cash businesses where the czar is far away is a very different demographic, in that it actually exists

pseudanonymous posted:

Is the vaccine supposed to turn you into magneto? If it really had a microchip it wouldn't let you attach a magnet even if Bill Gates was watching your every move.