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Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Mycroft Holmes posted:

is there one for leftists?

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 00:48

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 03:12

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Mycroft Holmes posted:

This is the only other one I know of.

nice!

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 09:33

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Pollyanna posted:

so how are trump voters reacting to almost losing their health care bc of trump

"it's all part of trump's ninth dimensional chess that they ended up leaving it alone; big daddy strong, and big daddy takes care of me"

- trump voter 2017

# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 21:22

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

octobernight posted:

Haha, the woman who voted for Trump got her husband deported. This was reported a few days ago, but the new interview of her is magical.

Lady, he said he was going to deport your husband and followed through with that threat and you still cling to Trump's nutsack. No sympathy for at all. This is also why Trump will win in 2020 and GOP will sweep in 2018. Trump could kill their entire family and they will still vote for him.

my party did this, and yet i still can't look at it, it's like looking at a woman you beat have to death ask you for a hand up to stand

lady, this is not that

stop expecting humanity from your aggressor

welp, see you at the polls in 2018 and check r, it's what you do, and taking more of your rights, and breaking up your family :barf:

, is what we do

# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 21:28

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

"Scorpion and the Frog

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion
says, "Because if I do, I will die too."

"The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream,
the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown,
but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"

Replies the scorpion: "Its my nature...""

- the story of my party

# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 21:36

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Freaking Crumbum posted:

but because the scorpion was independently wealthy from the privatization of numerous social programs that previously provided a safety net for the disadvantaged, and thanks to a few well placed donations with some high ranking government officials, the scorpion was plucked from the back of the sinking frog by a bald eagle that he paid to follow him and monitor him from the air 24/7. he could have just had the eagle fly him over the river in the first place, but he enjoyed making time to personally twist his stinger into the backs of those he oppressed.

- how the parable will end in 2017

# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 21:56

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

More like:

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion
says, "Because if I do, I will die too."

"The frog is satisfied, and they set out, immediately, literally the instant they get off the bank, the scorpion stings the frog,
he stings him over and over, again and again. He also starts pissing and making GBS threads on the frog,
the poor frog doesn't even have time to breath before his pissy poo poo covered stung body sinks below the waves.
'So much for the tolerant left...' the scorpion mutters before it drowns.

- the story of my party

that is also a likely interpretation :getin:

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 05:05

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Mantis42 posted:

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion
says, "I will, repeatedly, until you die."

The frog exclaims "He tells it like it is!" and the scorpion
jumps on his back. Immediately he starts stinging the frog. Blood frothing from his
lips, the dying frog croaks his final words:

"4 more years..."

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 21:44

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Philthy posted:

people are loving dumb

# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 00:25

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Lamebot posted:

my moron boomer coworker defending the sacred job creators to the exasperation and somehow bitching his corporate masters are cheapskates in the same breath. he manages his diabetes (poorly, almost passing out daily)only thru eating and refuses to get a subsidized pancreatic pump for ideological reasons. hes slowly going blind.

when will that man get a brain?! dear god in heaven!

# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 23:04

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Fallen Hamprince posted:

This guy def would have voted for Bernie

an anti-socialist would have voted bernie? do tell! :discourse:

# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 23:17

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

god drat your black heart you bastard !!!!!! you outlawed having a brain when you renewed the patriot act!!! and i can tell youre following the law cuz you havent called back after any of my seven voicemails!!!!!

oh that wasn't your number?

*picks up phone to black ops cia operative "we have a problem, code yella', you know what to do"*

someone out there got a colorful earful from me the other night; but uh, i'll make sure my next message comes straight to you

# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 05:59

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Fojar38 posted:

holy poo poo

this thread is next level:

# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 08:27

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

if anyone wants it:

i totally swiped this by the way

:perfect:

# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 08:29

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

resar posted:

I think they're probably too fat/skeletal to be drafted

spot on

this is where the party really starts gentlemen

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 04:21

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

dunno man, trump's not exactly a paradigm of principled commitment. syria is just a place he can bomb to look tough and try to prove he's not putin's beta cuck

at least this will teach the russians a lesson. don't install your mercurial puppet to a position of greater power than you can control

why they didn't see this coming is probably due to the same reason they are a failed state

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 04:37

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

lindsey, lindsey, lindsey. did you and mccain dig up that piss tape? or did you just manage to charm POTUS into seeing things your way?

no
he is overcompensating for his latent sexuality through warmongering like we are; it's mere coincidence

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 04:45

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

you told me you liked how prominent my bones look!

i do dear! it's not a look for everyone is all

there is actor gaunt, like yourself, and skeletor gaunt, like internet nazis

there is a very clear difference upon observation

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 04:49

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Shear Modulus posted:

its funny because you could say the same about the US's ruling class

the us's ruling class:

they are not sending their best, they are sending rich people who have problems, and they are bringing those problems to us
they bring crime, they bring drugs, and they are rapists, though some, i hear, are good people

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 05:04

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

lol relax, trump's handlers are not that crazy, reports say they warned the russians of the attack ahead of time

here, enjoy more meltdowns

https://twitter.com/bakedalaska/status/850125939002363904

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/850162140728008704

today these children will become men
:smug:

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 05:12

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Epic High Five posted:

Naw it'll still be a month or two until the draft

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 05:26

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Skeletor is buff as hell though, even his skull.

it was a manner of speaking, short-hand if you will, for cadaverous slinking ghost person

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 05:56

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

A Buttery Pastry posted:

A short-hand should still actually bring the right image to mind.

well Google gave me this, when i typed in skeletor :shrug:

your friendly neighborhood elderly senator isn't familiar with what the kids today watch, but thanks for enlightening me :q:

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 21:54

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Cobweb Heart posted:

Skeletor is the most famous evil skeleton, but he is also a non-thin skeleton. Thus the use of his name as a colorful substitute for "skeleton" is popular but often misguided in context. This doesn't actually matter in the slightest but it is very mildly amusing that to use it as shorthand saves our Senator only a fraction of a letter at the price of invoking hair-trigger nerds. Maybe in the far future we'll all be better equipped for conversations about skeleton people.

thank you for your assistance; i'll make sure to write skeleton next time :hfive:

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 22:17

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

yup. never thought i'd be endorsing tweets by "the reagan battalion" or agreeing wholeheartedly with eric erickson and glenn beck, but things kinda took a turn for the surreal around the time pussy grabbing became presidential

yup

# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 06:25

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

they really did want a big warm strong daddy that will tuck them in at night

quelle domage, they chose trump :sad:

# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 07:11

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Grevling posted:

Lol, I'd lose a lot of respect for Steve "Cleansing War" Bannon as well.

i never had any forum to begin with, so this is new territory for me

# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 11:07

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Grevling posted:

A Dane claims he said these things, but I think it checks out. Bannon believes in an autistic kind of historical determinism where every generation there is an often violent "turning".

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/steve-bannon-war-islam-muslims-alt-right-donald-trump-a7580336.html

what a stupid little boy, saying things like that without getting paid by defense contracts

# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 02:20

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Epic High Five posted:

that MOAB was full of Mattering Rays

there's a reason they had been unused up to this point

they released the mattering!

# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 00:10

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

SocketWrench posted:

The guy screaming build a wall, molest women, gently caress browns, blacks, and everyone not white christian republcan, demanding freedom of press to be bullied down, didn't have a clue about politics, and threw screaming crybaby tantrums while committing gaffs left and right was more American....this person is legally retarded

or... intentionally miseducated, and misinformed for a certain class' benefit

# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 00:14

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

SocketWrench posted:

I hope each and every one of those people comes to realize they are dumber than George W Bush

I don't see how anyone could. you couldn't go a day without hearing what "Trump did this time". Even die hard Fox News only fans knew about Trump's horrible poo poo and voted for him because party over nation or "He'll clean up his act once he wins" you know, despite the 70 loving years of not changing

I guess why Trump voters piss me off so much is because here was a guy that was absolutely wrong for the job and now people that voted for him are shrugging shoulders and saying "who knew" like he'd been putting on some facade through the years

i think most of those people are racists, and so they were ok with the garbage because of that

but, they are racist because they are uneducated, and unexposed to large populations where they might draw their own conclusions about the groups of people they hate, rather than their current conclusions based on stereotypes, and careful, regressive, persistent indoctrination

Fox News, conservative talk radio, and fundamentalist, evangelical talking points are all necessary tools of my party's miseducation process tailored directly to our constituents

these same constituents have been robbed of basic education, on civics, and just about everything else, due to regressive educational policies that go so far as even teaching creationism instead of evolution

it is a multilayered, and well funded directive against the genuine democratization of the United States

and i? i just want my goddamn checks

# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 00:22

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Mantis42 posted:

are you roleplaying the guy who invented graham crackers?

no, but i am

# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 06:36

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

got any sevens posted:

this is terrifyingly powerful support of homeless friend's opinion

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 09:28

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Mantis42 posted:

are you roleplaying the guy who invented graham crackers?

yes

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 09:30

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Asimo posted:

Americans somehow surprised that rich man with "you're fired!" catchphrase is not sticking up for the working man.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 22:47

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Epic High Five posted:

Things like solar farms and tech and newables and stuff that are bigy city folk NIMBY things could be moved there, in fact that was Clinton's proposal

They poo poo all over it. They don't want to leave, they want Strong Daddy to wave his hands and make everything like it used to be even though they've specifically voted to ensure that could never happen thanks to busting unions and preventing/undoing any and all reforms and protections to the left of Ayn Rand

you know we indoctrinated these mothafucka's so that they neva' ask the right questions

pay no attention to these fucka's who don't get it

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# ¿ May 2, 2017 07:11

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Asimo posted:

Their desired version of the past did exist though. It was just the Gilded Age.

Folks like the Heritage fucks aren't even subtle about wanting American serfdom back.

if that's the case it's been successes all across the board

# ¿ May 2, 2017 07:13

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Epic High Five posted:

My joking theory that everything he does is designed to kill the people who voted for him because he hates this job and they gave it to him is basically scientific truth at this point

# ¿ May 6, 2017 00:46

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Discendo Vox posted:

It gets better/worse:

Details here.

Ads plastered all over the site link to PhRMA's anti-regulation page, here.

hey look! he gave ol' boy chris christie a job, and underneath racist keebler elf to boot

would you look at that? choking on trump cock pays off after all

# ¿ May 6, 2017 00:50

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 03:12

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

the christie <==8 trump <==8 putin turdicken

love it, lemme git a slice; is that barbecue?

# ¿ May 6, 2017 09:35

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