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Pac-Manioc Root posted:I was reading a book about how dudes in camp x-ray and bagrham stuff would whore out their stomas to other inmates. That's super weird. Well the book wasn't about that it was about the gwot detention stuff but that was one little "fun fact." A picture like this is incredibly rare. But this is only usually known to those who own guinea pigs. Because, the fact is, a guinea pig, any guinea pig, will wreck that dandelion. No question. If there was a sniff it would take an incredible camera and an even better cameraman to take a picture like that. Because it would only take a pico-second. The reflexive actions of a guinea pig are instinctive. They lunge for food and DEVOUR it. And dandelions are delicious for them. But they only appease them. Their numbers swell. Their minds are linked: eternal hunger. Soon they will strike. Their overwhelming hunger will consume all, even flesh. We are all doomed.
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We birthday twins! Happy birthday to us. Sorry about that clown cop.
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Jan 29, 2017 17:30
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Unless your age was pertinent to the traffic stop he probably never even looked at your D.O.B.
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Jan 29, 2017 17:38
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 Happy Birthday! Being late on your birthday seems like something a cheery person would excuse.
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Jan 29, 2017 17:41
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Dude if he gave you a ticket I woulda taken that poo poo straight to the supreme court op.
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Jan 29, 2017 18:58
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TrustmeImLegit posted:I got pulled over because the cop was concerned my headlights weren't working. I thanked him and went on my way. This has happened to me as well
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Jan 29, 2017 19:09
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Me, too, except in my wacky story the lights were turned on in the daytime!!!
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Jan 31, 2017 07:04
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Jan 31, 2017 08:13
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I bet if you were a young woman, he would have checked out your birthday to puzzle out whether he could gently caress you. Typical misandrist cops don't even want to gently caress a chubby office worker goon. 
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Jan 31, 2017 08:47
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somewhere in Africa a child is starving......... and its their birthday.
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Jan 31, 2017 10:18
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Huh, so there are actual adults with drivers' licenses who think that someone else on the planet gives a poo poo that it's their birthday.
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