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I don't mean to offer up a pretentious, partisan viewpoint, this is beyond that. No matter where you fall on the political spectrum, I think we can all agree this is a good idea. This isn't for me, this is for our children's children. https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/turn-island-manhattan-maximum-security-prisonput-nuclear-launch-codes-cassette-safety I'm sorry to beseech you guys, but the next step this administration takes is going to be crucial, and I think this is a sound, time tested choice. When I made this petition the ghost of Benjamin Franklin popped a boner, although that might be the ghost of Benjamin Franklin's default state, I don't know.
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what if the cassette tape gets all tangled and stuff when we need to play it and get the codes?
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Pawn 17 posted:what if the cassette tape gets all tangled and stuff when we need to play it and get the codes? you can pop it apart with a screwdriver and respool it noob
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Khomaniac posted:I don't mean to offer up a pretentious, partisan viewpoint, this is beyond that. No matter where you fall on the political spectrum, I think we can all agree this is a good idea. This isn't for me, this is for our children's children. heh, didnt realize that I was the ghost of Benjamin Franklin 
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Jan 30, 2017 02:29
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I might sign it. I might not. I'll leave you all in suspense. 
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Jan 30, 2017 02:31
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i assumed this thread was more whining about trump but instead it is a transcendent plan for the future
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until my cuzzo is released i only sign his petitions, sorry OP
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Jan 30, 2017 02:33
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Someone call Kurt Russel
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Jan 30, 2017 02:56
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im not dumb this is obviously the plot of captain ron
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Jan 30, 2017 02:58
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VendaGoat posted:Someone call Kurt Russel *flips through Rolodex* "Nope not in there." 
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Jan 30, 2017 02:59
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Pawn 17 posted:what if the cassette tape gets all tangled and stuff when we need to play it and get the codes? We bitch incessantly about how the codes would have sounded better on vinyl.
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OP i'm mad as hell i got all prepared to say "an internet petition won't impeach trump you loving idiot" but then you made a joke that i giggled at
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Jan 30, 2017 03:17
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The cassette didn't contain the nuclear launch codes. It was some prepared thing about some bullshit that would make the Soviets be our pals.
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Jan 30, 2017 03:28
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DoctorStrangelove posted:The cassette didn't contain the nuclear launch codes. It was some prepared thing about some bullshit that would make the Soviets be our pals. Yeah, there's not really a concise word for what the cassette had on it, it wasn't explicitly stated but something like that was hinted. "Launch codes" is usually acceptable for any nuclear weapon related McGuffin, which the tape certainly is, no one knows exactly how the codes work, but it sounds rad.
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Jan 30, 2017 03:38
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VendaGoat posted:Someone call Kurt Russel this is the solution to like 99% of lifes problems I have found
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Nooner posted:this is the solution to like 99% of lifes problems I have found The toast he says in Big Trouble in Little China is still my go to patriotic statement, "May the wings of liberty never lose a feather". It's pretty much a tougher, better version of "God Save the Queen" if the queen was a winged apex predator.
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