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Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.

Awful Steam Games Megathread: My dick is rigged with explosives

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Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.

Watch out for his horse gasp.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.

super sweet best pal posted:

Look what just got dumped onto Steam yesterday:
:nws: Bloody Boobs :nws:

When is the goon PGS server starting up?

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
Only $5 for this gem

http://store.steampowered.com/app/604900/

quote:

The neighborhood ruffian has gone on a rampage and started destroying the buildings in Westspring Manor. Equipped with the Mystical Squeegee of Maintenance, Gary is the only one who can repair the carnage caused by Rusty. Can you save the buildings of Westspring Manor before time runs out?
Inspired by Donkey Kong, Wrecking Crew, and Fix-It Felix Jr., Get'em Gary brings the classic arcade action feel to your PC!

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/603740/

quote:

Himiko is a short dark atmospheric horror puzzle game with a very complicated story but rather simple gameplay.

quote:

ATTENTION: Please don't buy the game if your pc doesn't meet at least the minimum system requirements, the game will glitch and not work as intended. Minimum performance required is 1080p / 60 frame per second.


-This game is not easy
-This game has no key rebinding
-This game has no graphics settings, the graphics are set on high quality, you can't change them except for the resolution.

quote:

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS

MINIMUM:
OS: Windows 7 64-bit and above
Processor: Intel Core i5-4690K @3.50GHz or AMD FX-9370
Memory: 6 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIAŽ GeForceŽ GTX 960 or AMD Radeon R7 370, Resolution 1080p / 60 frames per second or above.
DirectX: Version 11
Storage: 2 GB available space

RECOMMENDED:
OS: Windows 10 64 bit
Processor: Intel Core i7 6700k
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 980 or above, Resolution 1080p / 60 frames per second or above.
DirectX: Version 11
Storage: 3 GB available space

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
Do you have what it takes to become a BADASS!

:nws:

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
They went off history with Midway. :argh:

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
Don't fat shame.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.


I'm her "shirt".

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.


http://store.steampowered.com/app/568750/

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.


:geno:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/370660/Opaline/

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/596950/Rat_Simulator/

Watch out for the hadouken from the pest exterminators'.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
I only date tanks that are skirtless.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
First store screenshot of this upcoming game.



http://store.steampowered.com/app/500670/TormentorPunisher/

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/587420/Cart_Racer/

quote:

Get a new gaming experience as a racer in a shopping cart! Play for the brutal and steep Cart Racer. Overcome obstacles in the city, in the sea, in the ancient castle and the snowy mountains. Do whatever you can to reach your goal!

Features:
Unusual gaming experience
Fun ride in a shopping cart
4 fun levels
Fun physics to overcome obstacles

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
Saw this in the upcoming games tab.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/640310/DriveBy_Hero/

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
Look what's coming to steam.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/665330/Wrestling_Revolution_3D/

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/671630/STRIPPER_ANYA_DEMON_SLAYER/ :nms: :nws:

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.

Guy Mann posted:

One of her last games was about a teacher using the internet to spy on his students and has naked pictures of an underage girl in it with the rationale that it's a statement about privacy on the internet so if you actually went out of the way to look at it then that's on you. Being a provocateur is kind of her thing, after putting out something that is legally child pornography in some countries putting regular old porn on Steam is a step down if anything.

:yikes:

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
Less than 2 weeks before this gem drops.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/671170/Great_eSports_Manager/

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/679070/Fapic/

:fap:ic

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/686440/Hard_Time/

Maybe You Testament will come next.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.

FirstAidKite posted:

The hell is this, that's not the hard time I know and love...

He went into phone games a few years back.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
The game all goons should own is coming.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/693380/Neckbeards_Basement_Arena/

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/702430/SCHOOL_SIMULATOR_MULTIPLAYER/

quote:

The current features include:
moveable objects (e.g.chairs, school desks, dogs, cats, horses, and many many more)
breast physics
ragdoll physics
5 optional characters
singe player mode
multiplayer mode
available in Win and Mac OSX
cross-platform multiplayer

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.

owl milk posted:

you should play revolution, it's leagues better for the most part. the new animation system really helps the game

It's even on steam, so yes this is the correct thread to be talking about MDickie.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/665330/Wrestling_Revolution_3D/

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
Lets release a 20 year old racing game that was mediocre back then.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/698620/Screamer_2/

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.

Gromit posted:

No, I said "looked amazing back in the mid 90s".

It looked amazing, but it was also amazingly mediocre.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.

Zetsubou-san posted:

enough of that

:toot: :black101: Because we're living in the age of barbarians! :black101: :toot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3tNwJtINjc

Love how they both dive off the arena at 3:45.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/708640/Nudist_Beach_Survival_Simulator/

quote:

In the Nudist Beach Survival Simulator you go to the middle of the nudist beach, which they do not like is that you move in their territory in clothes. Use hidden under the sand and deep of the ocean objects to fight for survival and not be undressed!

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.

quote:

If you're looking for the best Fidget Spinner simulator game, you've found it!

http://store.steampowered.com/app/715370/Fidget_Spinner_Editor/

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/720480/Flappy_Galaxy/

FEATURES :
*Steam Achievements

*Achievements: already 7 achievements to unlock.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
QWOP is the only keys required.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
Play the original Descent with only keyboard control.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/750210/Last_Anime_boy_Saving_loli/

quote:

2088 year. As it turned out, the future is not that bright. Nazi Muslims came to power. In the world, everything was banned: LGBT community, miniskirts, free parking, and most importantly banned ANIME.


http://store.steampowered.com/app/718580/Plans_for_NY/ :nws:

quote:

This story is telling you about young girl Kathryn and her New Year's unexpectable sex adventures.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.

I read that as "The Well of Vore" at first. :gonk:

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.

I'm the flawless graphics.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
That trailer is accurate though.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
WTF is this poo poo?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/772170/ELEAGUE_2018_Boston_CSGO_Major_Championship_Mega_Bundle/

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Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
Not enough Nekopara in your life?

Well now you can have a 60 minute anime for a bargain price.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/758230/NEKOPARA_OVA/

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