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I would legit buy Alpha Squad again on steam. Then be sad that I would no longer have the world high score.
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That game made a lot more sense at release probably. It was originally for Xbox Live Indie/Community Games or whatever if I recall. I mean, the jokes weren't GOOD then but they also weren't literally years stale old either at the time. There were a lot of games on XBLIG that were essentially "wow sure is a lot of garbage on XBLIG huh?" in game form. I'm surprised we don't see more of that on Steam now, honestly.
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I could see a game like My Summer Car about ice fishing being a thing (ie it's more about dicking around and getting drunk, like real ice fishing)
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Discendo Vox posted:I didn't realize Hunie pop was pornographic when it first came out, so I got it with plans to stream it as a joke for some steam friends. That ended fast and I was able to return it, thank god. The game is also spectacularly racist. It introduces the black female character with the fairy guide talking about "loving them some brown sugar". I couldn't get it off my hard drive fast enough. Several of the special gifts you can give to the girls are super racist as well. You get the Mexican woman sombreros and maracas and the Japanese woman chopsticks and bonsai trees. The Japanese woman will actually call you out on being a huge racist but laughs about it anyway.
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May 31, 2017 02:59
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It's basically a ripoff / spiritual successor to an old PC game, Sentimental Shooting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suhKVm5VUwk In fact, that's not even the only game with the premise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l4Dm9k512k And these were likely inspired by games like Gals Panic which are basically just Qix with titties and some gameplay improvements. Light Gun Man fucked around with this message at 23:07 on May 31, 2017 |
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May 31, 2017 23:04
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Noted Totally Good Game Postal 2 has a "take your dick out" button. And another to piss. And one to give the finger, and one to kick people / things. I want more games to have these features, honestly. I got a middle finger button for New Vegas but boy I sure want that kick.
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Jul 23, 2017 09:02
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See, more good games than bad games have these features. Should become industry standard.
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Jul 23, 2017 19:20
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exploded mummy posted:you own deep space waifu it's pretty fun
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Aug 6, 2017 06:17
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Reality Winner posted:This is now the steam hentai game magathread this game is legit pretty fun though, as a score attack-y vertical shooting game. it's bad as porn.
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Sep 4, 2017 12:14
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Improbable Lobster posted:Yeah because there aren't nearly enough score attack shooters out there It's cheap? 
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Sep 6, 2017 19:23
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Strawman posted:True. Btw, what's the appeal of Toejam & Earl? It's good? I mean I dunno what to tell you, it's really just a good rear end game. I hope the new one is good, too. Dark_Swordmaster posted:Remembering the 90's. I don't like the second game (from the 90s)very much but I do like the third one a lot (not from the 90s) so myth busted
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FirstAidKite posted:Wait, third game? OK lemme break it down. The first game was Toejam & Earl on the genesis, two player exploration kinda rougelike thing. Second game was Panic on Funkotron for genesis, platformer. Third game was Mission to Earth for the original xbox, was developed on Dreamcast originally (there's a prototype out there these days*), it's more like the first game but does have some stuff that was introduced in the second. New upcoming game will be the 4th one and is seemingly kind of like the 1s/3rd again but graphically much different? There was also a TJ&E game in the Menacer cartridge called Ready, Aim, Tomatoes and they also appear in the genesis equivalent of Mario Paint that I forget the title of. *A lot of people hate on the third game for some reason (mostly it's people being racist without wanting to admit it I think**), if you check youtube comments on footage of the Dreamcast prototype you see a lot of "this is so much better than that garbage xbox game" even though they're like nearly exactly the same just at different stages of development. **because "whoa what TJ&E like rap music?? wtf? why are they so urban now??" was apparently a big revelation to people somehow
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Tendales posted:TJ&E3 was a serviceable collect-a-thon platformer right when we were falling out of love with collect-a-thon platformers. It's barely a platformer though, other than some of the special stages maybe. It plays a whole lot like the first game, but it's 3D and you have at least one form of direct combat at all times. collect-a-thon is true, though.
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I would probably play a Bakshi game regardless of quality well, I guess there was the one... http://www.mobygames.com/game/cool-world/release-info
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Sep 26, 2017 03:21
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franks' adventure series is a classic of internet in my book and I may buy that game just because it's cheap and I enjoy terribly flash garbage.
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Feb 5, 2018 02:19
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Palpek posted:Not exactly what you're asking for but this exists in DOA5's PC version: I'm pretty sure there are additional, unlockable titty motion options as well. Or some DOA game had that anyway.
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Feb 21, 2018 15:23
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If someone wants to make an edgelord game that's actually cool they should just make a Devilman game or some poo poo.
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Largepotato posted:This is currently on the front page new and trending releases list. OK so a friend of mine gifted this to me and...it's actually pretty fun? And kinda funny? Like yes half the bosses are giant monster women that attack you with their rear end but...I dunno, I'm having fun. There's actually an entire partially rear end-based morality system if you can believe that. The store page says you can touch the one girl's butt but the truth is you can actually touch almost any NPC butt. Even cats and dogs. Even the developer of the game. And all these NPCs have unique dialog about it. Sometimes you do this on accident, because they'll turn around while you're trying to talk to them. The more butts you touch the more of a bad reputation you get. Stores might stop selling you items and stuff. NPC dialog will change, people will start telling you to go die in the desert and stuff. Some NPCs might even straight up start a fight with you in town about it. Oh yeah, you can also accidentally or purposefully attack any NPC. There's achievements for killing the developer and musician who did the BGM. There's an evil version of the school swimsuit girl who catches you in an eternal text loop where she forces you to touch her butt and charges you 1000 money every time. When you run out of money she makes you take a butt touching loan and continues this until you are 10k in butt touchin debt, at which point she fights you. The game itself is a solid isometric dungeon crawl. Controls were slightly strange but I got used to them pretty quick. The Save menu was weird for me but this may have been a controller config issue, I'm not sure. You talk to people in town to learn about new locations, walk around the world map to find them, then clear them out to advance. You can, for some reason, still attack on the world map, and thus if you want to you can cut down forests and mountains and stuff. All your equipment in the game has a durability meter, so you've got to kind of constantly cycle through items or find repair items to keep using ones you like. There's upgrade tools that will add different effects to them as well. It's pretty well executed, although you'll find yourself wishing you had a bigger inventory a lot. You can increase inventory size by beating bosses. This leads to a pretty frantic kind of gameplay most the time, scrambling to snag an item you want on the screen and equipping it in time. Bringing up the menu does pause things though, thankfully. tl;dr creator clearly has a thing for touchin butts but it's pretty fun
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:Stop....... Stop kind of.... Selling me... 
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:Terrible Awful Games Thread: rear end-based morality system this is the one i expected to stand out, yes
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Hi I played more Butt Explorer tonight and took some screenshots for your amusement, thread. Lots of these are the NPC dialog when they really hate you.             
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Jun 15, 2018 11:26
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jonsicoli posted:So basically a pornier, less witty Disgaea. Frankly I'm surprised it hasn't happened sooner. It looks kinda like Disgaea but it's a real-time action RPG with inventory similar to mystery dungeon games, not a turn based strategy game like everyone seems to keep assuming it is.
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Jun 15, 2018 11:35
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markgreyam posted:Uh huh. Sure. Look, I bought it from Playism directly. Own it, pervert. I buy plenty of shameful garbage for myself but this one was legit a gift. I hadn't even heard of it until the steam gift popped up and my friend started asking me to stream it.
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lowtax played that and it was kinda hilarious
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It's funny how graphics continue to improve but stuff like collision and AI, not so much. I'm fairly convinced the zombie game crazy was largely fueled by "well if it's zombies they are dumb so the AI is less work..."
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The Cheshire Cat posted:Yeah the reason nobody complains about Doom AI or similar is because it doesn’t NEED to be smart. The challenge is mainly from throwing huge numbers of dudes at you from all sides, and in tricky combinations. This is why EDF is the best game
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Jul 17, 2018 23:58
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I know broteam has bought games, streamed them, and then streamed himself getting a steam refund on them for being poo poo before.
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muscles like this! posted:Giant Bomb played that House Party game once before it got pulled from Steam. It has a button to just pull your dick out and start jackin it. Lowtax played it too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2KvHfxPNK4
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Aug 21, 2018 02:04
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I think that director's hentai was one of those "we'll give you the budget but it better have lots of loving in it" situations but uh yeah there is definitely a lot of loving in them. but it gave us that radical bathroom fight where they fall out of the window and end up crashing a truck down through the street and poo poo so gently caress yea
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Hey goonettes: if this does it for you, I'm single 
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Hav posted:Come for the Hentai, Stay for the bicycling, Be delighted by 'Take on Me' By the same dev.... https://store.steampowered.com/app/972930/Hentai_Horse_Riding/?curator_clanid=33772365 Wait a minute, horses and tornadoes? Reminds me of something... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtWNVFHFi1k
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there's a series of pixelated titty games with Succubus in the title that started as kinda OK but basic platformers and ended up making like a couple kinda OK castlevania-likes and a good platformer and a good puzzle action game and the latest one looks zelda-eqsue or something? Like ignore the boobs and this a perfectly decent NES style puzzle action game  video here
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"These developers are hiding a cool rare knife from you Gabe, you must shut them down to get it"
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Bladevampirek series on steam when?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2u1k_j-Ddo
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But does Hitler do nothing wrong?
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The MSJ posted:Wait, there's a Gears Xcom coming? That sounds actually good. I mean, even Mario Rabbids Xcom was a good game. FoolyCharged posted:Aren't there a million xcom2 mods on the workshop that come pretty close to this? Yeah thanks to the workshop you can pretty much play XCOM 2 as a total conversion for Mass Effect, Star Wars, or 40k. Or all at once, probably? (I want Stargate and Ghostbusters)
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I have that, it ain't too bad. I just really like xcom 2 dressup
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deep space waifu games have good soundtracks though
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FirstAidKite posted:All these porn games on steam and nobody's even put up a version of Miss World '96 Nude I'd probably buy a decently made Gals Panic collection not gonna lie
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Flannelette posted:Why no one on steam has re done it with original art like half the simple puzzle porn games on steam have is a mystery to me, it's a fun game even without the porn. Kankeo made a non-porn one for arcades called Panic Street, it's pretty good.
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