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StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

Chinook posted:

I'm a little more concerned about how her "swallow" score is so high with a relatively low "blowjob" score. What other categories can contribute to "swallow" to make up that difference? :shudder:

Shush!

We do not talk about Meltys' Slut Level.

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StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
Jim's a rabblerouser, but I often agree with his message.

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

Guy Mann posted:

Why? There is literally no downside to having more games on Steam outside of same vague sense of moral outrage among a small group of people and plenty of great games that never would have gotten on Steam have showed up since they moved from their old "know a guy who works for Valve" model of adding titles so it's a net good regardless.

The downside of having more games on Steam, is that a lot of what's being uploaded barely match the criteria of being a game. It's becoming less and less feasible to use the storefront to discover and buy actual good videogames. I'm looking at the 'New Releases' tab on the store right now, and there's exactly 1 game that isn't obviously trash, and it says "Become a Cat!" in the title.

Greenlight was a shitshow, but so is this new system.

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
I actually kinda want to Become a Cat, on to the wishlist it goes.

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
Latest in the impressive portfolio of one Nikita Ghost_RUS

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

Nice. This might be a good opportunity to click on the flag button on that page and report this for pornography. Maybe not straight up child exploitation, since you know, as long as the models dressed up as underage game characters are legal, everything is completely fine, right?

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

Truga posted:

clothed people is pornography?

e: oh there's a nudity tag lmao

Looks like it's very soft core, but there's still exactly one reason for this to exist.

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

Keeshhound posted:

Would it be possible to make a human-powered Bitcoin miner and disguise it as a game? Like the protein folding thing?

I'm not exactly sure what you mean by 'human-powered', but if you can convince anyone to run an executable file, it absolutely can be used to mine cryptocurrency for any shady party. There's plenty of that kind of malware going around these days.

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

Keeshhound posted:

Right that's the easy way. But "mining" a Bitcoin is just adding transactions to a bitcoin's block chain, right? So technically there's no reason a human couldn't do that instead of using a gpu; it'd just be way slower.

So could you make a game where the player did that? It's be as some kind of stupid art project, rather than being profitable, obviously. But I'm just amused by the idea of instead of sneaking a Bitcoin miner into a game, making a game where the players form a distributed biological miner.

Okay, I think I understand where you're coming from. There's no reason why a combined human effort couldn't produce a cryptocoin, given infinite lifespan. Gamifying it would be very difficult, I don't think the individual calculations required could be reduced into simple problems that anyone could solve. I'm not a mathematician though, maybe puyo puyo tetris already does this.

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
Concgrats on creating a worse way of getting rid of your money than cryptocurrency I guess.

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
It was a good run, but it's time to gas the thread.

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
I'm guessing he's saying the VN in question is the equivalent of this:

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

The Locator posted:

It can't just be nudity, because Conan Exiles has full nudity and it's pretty clear it does since it's right in the character creation part of the game (choose your own endowment!).

I know nothing about the games getting the notices, but sounds like it's more about the sexual content other than nudity?

I'm guessing games already rated by ESBR are exempt from whatever this change stems from.

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

FirstAidKite posted:

It sucks that I'm too stupid to figure out how to unpack .rpa files with the code someone posted on GitHub to do so so that I can censor the game and stream it >:[

I'm working on it :downs:

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

FirstAidKite posted:

Lemme know how this goes because I don't wanna get banned from twitch because of this game lol

I'm pretty much done here, just testing that the modified graphics load correctly. What's the go to method for sending a zip of about 350MB these days?

I'll PM you after I've packaged this and have a download link ready.

Edit: yeah just got to the first raunchy scene, and this is working out pretty well :pervert:

StoryTime fucked around with this message at 07:51 on May 20, 2018

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

Rectus posted:

Not that it really helps, but I think they said the blocked content only show up like that if there isn't any other content to put in the lists.

You have to wonder what went through the head of the person fleshing this feature out for implementation. "Hmm, so if an user has explicitly forbidden us to show them X, when and how should we show them X...? I know! We'll show them X when this unlikely scenario occurs so they're sure to not expect it, and we should also inform them that we knew they didn't want to see it!"

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
Choukyou Variation sounds like a sick skateboard move.

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
I still trust that one guy to keep my weeaboo bucks safe from impure Nippon games.

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

jonsicoli posted:

MOVE OVER TEKKEN

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1026840/Ultra_Fight_Da__Kyanta_2/

Despite looking like a DOS fighting game it's in early access. And apparently free!?

And AFAIK it's got no malformed sex drive poo poo!

I'm clueless about fighting games myself, but I've heard that this is actually a legit fun game, if simple.

EDIT: I tried it out. I beat a cat person with my robot dinosaur, mostly thanks to a crazy drill ultimate. The next opponent was a literal dog that sprayed flaming pee all over the floor. I couldn't figure out what to do about that so I lost. The dog showed its butt to me.

8/10 will probably play again later.

StoryTime fucked around with this message at 15:14 on May 18, 2019

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
Check out the opening of the game it's something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGxfC4FUIZo

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
Can't miss Soul Triad day if you wanna wield dual claymores and broadswords.

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
In the next Assassins Creed game you play as Judas Iscariot.

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
For one glorious moment I thought that that UI controlled the number of penises I could have.

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
For me, the litmus test is "is there more weird and creepy poo poo than in your average Bioware RPG?". If not, it's wholesome enough.

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StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
I could see generative AI being used for things like combat barks. It gets old to hear the same two canned lines come from your favorite party member. If an AI decides to improvise real hard it'll just be funny instead of game breaking.

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