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Discendo Vox posted:I am profoundly disappointed that you didn't collect all the crystals (there is a single crystal completely encased in a glitched tree hitbox in level 5. Level 5 takes about 40 minutes to complete.) d0grent posted:The game was already boring us to tears as is; I can't imagine actually looking for and collecting every worthless crystal in that game. It's just a functional but bland game where you basically do nothing but run straight for 20 minutes each level. There's hardly any obstacles or platforms (especially after level 1), and the game wasn't even broken enough to provide comedic entertainment. This thread is slowly turning into a lovely games speedrunning thread and I like it.
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Jesus Christ. At least most lovely VN's have better art than a twelve year old's DeviantArt page.
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FactsAreUseless posted:So, there's your gimmick. Rotate on the Z axis. One little problem. Wait, how so?
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FactsAreUseless posted:The Z-axis requires a third dimension. Oh but he's not. Imagine the z-axis as a rod that the level turns on.
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raditts posted:Oh, you lucky ones who weren't around when that dipshit would register sock puppet accounts to write paragraphs about his lovely non existent game. Is this in the goldmine?
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raditts posted:That's kind of demented. Why would anyone give a poo poo about steam achievements? It's not even like you have a Gamerscore to proudly show off next to your name, and it doesn't count toward your "level" right? Some people take their poo poo and draw on the walls in public restrooms. Who knows how anyone's mind loving works?
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Jun 24, 2017 19:10
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Humphreys posted:What happened to that poster that did videos of terrible games on youtube? I miss those. I think he still owns the forums.
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Jul 1, 2017 17:40
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That game with the paid achievement? It's getting kicked off Steam. But the dude raised the price to $199.99.
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Jul 21, 2017 12:59
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Rectus posted:That seems to be a straight up porn game. I wonder how long until Valve wises up and takes it down. Never? Porn anime games have been up for years. As for the quality, it's bad. Giant Bomb played a few minutes and several YouTubers have and it is literally Cinemax Porno: The Game.
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Jul 21, 2017 13:56
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Counterpoint: Change the title to Steam games are awful
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Jul 24, 2017 20:18
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Hey, that House Party porn game has been removed so I guess that's good I guess.
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Jul 28, 2017 13:56
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StrixNebulosa posted:Censorship is always bad Normally I'd agree but since Steam is in bad need of quality control/filtering.
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Jul 28, 2017 15:02
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FoolyCharged posted:Its also not censorship. Its an individual refusing to sell/promote a product because its against their interest. Steam isnt making them remove the porn, they just wont sell porn. Except they sell a ton of porn visual novels.
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Jul 28, 2017 15:13
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Case and point, this shouldn't be on Steam. But honestly, I could spam and fill this thread with asset flips. I check new releases multiple times a week and see half a dozen every loving week. They're the leading argument on why an open Steam is a horrible thing.
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Jul 28, 2017 15:26
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Sakurazuka posted:None of the versions they sell have actual porn in until you patch it back in yourself Not entirely true. Hunie Pop at least has titties without a patch. I know it's not as egregious but it's still pretty shifty.
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Jul 28, 2017 22:23
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Anil Dasharez0ne posted:If
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FactsAreUseless posted:They're waiting for you, Gordon. In the breasssst chamber. I would play This Is Not Half-Life XXX.
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Aug 7, 2017 15:01
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Some anomalous material may still make it in. It's way not safe.
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Follow Doctor Gordon Seman as he tries to stop the evil Cumbine lead by notorious traitor Doctor Ream! With the help of Doctor Climbher, Doctor Eliksit Vamps, and his hot step-daughter Alyxxx Vamps, they'll have their toughest lab work yet. With the help of her giant homemade robot, Dong, they'll face death-defying odds as they assault the imposing Clitadel in the middle of City 69. Watch with bating breath as they sneak in the back door of the deadliest prison in the world, Nova Prostate! Feel the chills on your spine as they try to escape the sex-crazed zombies of Rapinholm! Be amazed by their harrowing journey through rear end lion territory! [insert poster of sunset orange sky with silhouette of a giant phallus over the skyline of an eastern European city]
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Aug 8, 2017 13:18
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Sounds like someone has a video to make.
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Aug 9, 2017 13:36
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One of the page's screenshots has tits literally facing opposite directions from each other with about a foot between them.
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Aug 9, 2017 14:12
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I don't even think it had launched yet. But probably that one of the promotional shots was one of those, "Look how covered in jizz she is!" things.
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Aug 11, 2017 16:29
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Aug 18, 2017 22:06
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From what I hear this is the thread for that game.
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Aug 21, 2017 17:46
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Don't kinkshame!
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Aug 30, 2017 17:25
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It doesn't affect your recommendations however.
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Aug 30, 2017 22:16
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Discendo Vox posted:Someone, anyone, please, please. Help me get the multiplayer completion progress in Watch_Dogs... The hilarious thing is that a lot of "wrong thread" posts are actually in the right thread.
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Well, then I stand quite corrected. Back when the first AssCreed came out I rented it via Gamefly for the 360 and did all the flag collecting poo poo for the achievement. Well, almost. I did all but something like three of them before saying, "Well this is just a drat waste of my time collecting a bunch of poo poo for a stupid achievement!" I have since realized I should have had come to that conclusion after finishing it. But, again, that had gamerscore associated with it. I literally have no idea why these 9000 achievement games are a thing.
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Sakurazuka posted:Hmm have you ever played
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Sep 2, 2017 18:33
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Remembering the 90's.
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Sep 6, 2017 20:22
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If you'd just read the loving subtitles....
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Sep 14, 2017 22:58
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It'd be the most action your Vita got in years.
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Sep 14, 2017 23:36
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FirstAidKite posted:Sorry, I guess I'm just stupid. The perspective on her and the guy and the background don't seem to line up so it all looks off. Sorry. No no, it is an incredibly bad drawing. It's just that it's also clear what's happening. Anime.
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They have embraced a laissez-faire attitude and have the idea that if you don't like it, don't buy it or play it. Almost every single person I've ever complained about the loving landfill that is Steam these days gives the same excuse. The problem is that Steam is like a great store that often has great things and awesome deals that decided to let anyone come in and also sell stuff. In theory, you could get some really neat and unique gems that someone was previously selling out of their garage so you never knew about it. But the reality is that you have a bunch of homemade sex toys, barely legal ripoffs, and other downright made-with-toxic-chemicals poo poo that the cool garage guy is buried under all their poisonous dildos. "Don't like it don't play it," doesn't really work here.
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That's the problem. The don't like it don't buy it argument can't really be beaten. It's technically correct, vote with your wallet and such. But it can only go so far defending such low quality and questionable content. It's kind of like the old rear end beaded curtain at a video store. You know what's back there and you know whether or not you're interested. It's not surfaced hardly at all (barring last week's Humble Bundle with a dozen anime porn games) but neither are the actual unappreciated grems that are released alongside the deluge of low quality garbage. Truth be told, as much as I hate them and think they're garbage, the porn games are a niche and sell. A lot are incredibly low quality, but they're honest in their own right. My biggest complaint are the things lowering the marketplace bar. Asset flips, games asking for money off the books for achievements, the ten thousand achievement games, all the poo poo that actually is questionable and should be moderated against as scams literally have no consequence to taking advantage of and further breaking the system.
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CommissarMega posted:Is there some way I can report these things to Valve? In a way they'll look at or care about? No. But yes.
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Johnathan Blow or cocaine?
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Maybe don't go giving Valve credit for Left 4 Dead when all they did was buy it and then polish it up. Turtle Rock was 95% of that game.
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:In the same way Valve just bought and polished up Narbacular Drop, sure. From what I've read, Turtle Rock did most of the work and Valve brought their particular brand of polish to it so that it didn't end up like Evolve. There's a chance Valve may have done more than I've seen but what most of what I've seen has basically said Turtle Rock was just renamed Valve and did what they were going to do for the most part.
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