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Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Klyith posted:

Most good rear end in a top hat protagonists are from books and the thing that makes them bearable is that they generally have some self-awareness that they're an rear end in a top hat. Books have an easy time with that because writing internal monologue is just as easy as anything else. I don't even know how you'd do someone like Flashman in a game and execute it well.

Well, voice over monologues are one tool you could use. Another is to use the objective reminders as being from the character's internal dialogue- stuff like 'Go Somewhere To Feel Like An rear end in a top hat, Like A Park Or Something' or 'Talk to Alice and Try to Help' -> 'OH GOD THAT DID NOT HELP'.

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Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Her anatomy looks uncomfortable. Like it was assembled from mismatched parts without reference to the manual.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

"hey check out this badass anime i have," conveniently do not mention that it has graphic sex in it, be Quentin Tarantino so your friends are already probably used to you showing them weird exploitation movies and poo poo

tbh, if Quentin Tarantino reccomended me a movie, i'd be 100% disappointed if it did not have something hosed up in it.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Also, y'know, the game overall has to have good pacing despite the player having the option to decide to play a fishing minigame for 10 hours in-between plot points.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Wamdoodle posted:

Dog owner here and dogs will eat everything in their vicinity if given the chance.

Dogs will eat nuts and bolts if they fall off the kitchen table. I had a dog who nearly died from eating a pound of macadamia nuts, and she still tried to eat them afterwards. Dogs are stupid about human food.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Boobs 3? I didn't see Boobs 1 and 2, what were they like?

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

I want a war waifu game with all the lovely historical gear. Sten-chan trips over herself all the time. Queen Tiger eats you out of a home. Street Sweeper has to take a 3 hour nap after a job and she's very racist

I'd play it.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

It's a trans narrative. The smoking hot babe at the top is you.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

To me, the weirdest part is that it's a desktop pet. I haven't seen one of those since the 90's.

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Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Yeah, at least let me be the guy blowing up their helmet shipments and flashlight storage sheds.

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