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Improbable Lobster posted:What the gently caress is "whip blame"? I'm guessing it originally said "責め" or something and the auto-translate went with the "blame" interpretation instead of the "torture" one. Not sure why since it does seem to have gotten it right twice, but I don't know what it said originally so they could've used different kanji or something? AG3 fucked around with this message at 12:50 on Aug 19, 2017 |
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The White Dragon posted:if i had to guess, it's because phrases like dog-man torture don't naturally appear in dictionaries (... as opposed to shock torture or waterboarding? I want to say that "crotch rope torture" isn't something you find in a Japanese dictionary either, but something tells me that it isn't as unlikely as I want to think.
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) so it just goes "uhh word + 責め"
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I got the impression that all those games WERE porn so long as you installed a free patch.
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At least the last part of that description is probably correct.
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Randallteal posted:Yeah, there's still a long way down. We haven't even matched the old hentai games reviewed on this site back in the day in terms of clawing out eyes. So what you're saying is that Water Closet should be put up on Steam?
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Old-tyme photo-realism.
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SelenicMartian posted:I'm no longer surprised to see anything in my queue. I wonder when Steam will realise that "Great Soundtrack" and "Single Player" are not genres that are helpful for suggesting new titles to me.
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They are, so why is this posted in this of all threads? 
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It's probably a poo poo game in every meaning of the word, but at least there is a modicum of effort involved compared to some of the games in this thread.
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FirstAidKite posted:IMO, there is a difference between an adult playing the role of a minor and a minor playing the role of a minor. This isn't related to sexualizaiton, but this is why when Kick-rear end was coming out, there were many people who were offended by the fact that the character Hit-Girl had such a foul mouth while also being played by a child actor. I can only imagine how people like that would react to seeing Monty Python's gig with children singing "every sperm is sacred".
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Lunethex posted:I don't understand why the descriptions and blurbs on the store page are in English but the title is not available in English. And all the text in the screenshots is Chinese as far as I can tell?
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Well, it does say "the poo poo-game museum" in Japanese right there so at least they're being upfront about it.
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And they say anime was a mistake.
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Aug 19, 2018 22:49
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My dad had a VHS tape that was just an advertisement tape for the Commodore Amiga 500. I used to watch that every so often because it was just so cool to 7 year old me, and seemed a lot more advanced than our Commodore 128 (that we pretty much used just in C64 mode for games).
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mike12345 posted:was it the bouncing red-white ball for 5 minutes? Nope. I actually found it on youtube just now, seems it was a thing in other countries too. It's this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNVslAjvjMw Except it was dubbed in Norwegian, of course. *Edit* I have to say, the Norwegian dub was better At least as far as I can remember.*Edit 2* Wow, this really was the poo poo when I was 6-7 years old. Shame I only had the VHS tape and not an actual Amiga though
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Dareon posted:Some of them probably do have experiences where they went to rape a character and it was a trap. In both senses of the word. I vaguely recall a Horrors of Porn (maybe? Was there a separate column for just plain hentai game reviews?) on the front page where one of the first choices you get is "rape her" and it leads directly to a game over. Maybe https://www.somethingawful.com/hentai-game-reviews/gloria/ ? *Edit* My god, have I really been here that long?
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Doc Hawkins posted:Is this game relevant to you? Hey, hey you! If you played and enjoyed Bayonetta, Steam has a great title that's relevant for you: Hentai Crush  I don't know what dark magic powers the Steam Discovery Queue, but I feel like it finds relevancy between games for all the wrong reasons.
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vkeios posted:It’s 女装 which means female clothing. Gets used when chatting about men to refer to crossdressing obviously. Crossdressing Shrine might have been a "better" title, but since people in the VN community generally don't seem to consider "trap" a slur that's probably why they went with that.
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Taciturn Tactician posted:Uhhh, I don't think anyone considers "Crossdressing" a slur, though? Taciturn Tactician posted:Also at least a subsection of people the VN community absolutely do consider it a slur, The Royal Trap was renamed to Confines of the Crown after it was pointed out that the title could be read as a transphobic description of one of the characters. Yes, but the main difference between Confines of the Crown and Trap Shrine is that the latter has porn, and is pretty much centered around the porn, and then you're entering a very different subset of the VN community. Not to mention that Confines of the Crown is made by Hanako, while Trap Shrine is made by a Japanese developer who has made exclusively titles that are about crossdressing sex. *Edit* I should probably not have used the term "VN community" in my last post because I was mostly referring to the crowd that hangs out at the VNDB forums, and oh boy are there some people there who are very angry about "SJWs" and feminists. The moderators and admins are pretty decent folks, but the moderation is lax and some of the discussions in there make me back away from the screen when I read them. AG3 fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Apr 4, 2019 |
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I'm not even sure recommending stuff based on same tags counts as an algorithm. Yes, having played a game tagged as singleplayer is a good reason to recommend any game with the singleplayer tag 
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Hwurmp posted:can't wait to do sex with a four-armed reptilian dickgirl who sounds like Chris Griffin An underserved niche if there ever was one.
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They're right though, this is the terrible games thread and anime is great, it's awesome, the best of the best.
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Glad to see that Steam commenters are their stable, well adjusted selves: Steam Review posted:This chick is so ♥♥♥♥ing sweaty at connect four. I want to bash her ♥♥♥♥ing head in with a bat. I rather scrape my balls along burning hot coals then ever help this ♥♥♥♥♥ study again. 
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I wonder if it's just a bad machine translation or if the creator expects playing the game to give you a moderate drinking problem.
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Apr 8, 2020 20:28
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Maybe cheating interferes with the integrated bitcoin miner.
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Apr 8, 2020 22:50
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The face of the left one looks like a lamprey.
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Plek posted:I'd assume that it's top seller per category. What category or why is it on the front page I'm not gonna guess. Probably in the category "dating sim" along with Crusader Kings 3. I'm not even joking.  (screenshot is from a previous steam recommendation I got).
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I could definitely go for a sequel to Long Live the Queen with more of everything, especially the game being longer and with more time for all the different skills to see some use. My main complaint with LLTQ (and the Magical Diary games) is that there's a lot of skills, but the game's length doesn't really let them feel like you've made a long-term impactful choice. They're each usually used for 1 or 2 checks and then the game is kind of over. Granted, that one check might be the difference between life and death in LLTQ, but still I appreciate that it would be a tremendous amount of work for a tiny (single person?) indy outfit to make something like what I want though.
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I'm sure there's several mods for replacing the CK3 art with anime already. Also while it would be amusing to say that Crusader Kings 3 is Long Live the Queen but with incest, the statement probably wouldn't be doing either game any favors as far as tempering expectations goes
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Zil posted:Doesn't matter you buy one Yakuza game and you are flagged for horny stuff for the rest of your days. Same with Crusader Kings 3.
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ImpAtom posted:I'm not going to link it because it is hilariously NSFW but Karryn's Prison has this absolutely bewildering screenshot of what I assume is its skill tree? I just got this on Steam today:  Steam: "Hey, I hear you like games with skills in them and boy do I have just the games for you!" I guess 2 out of 3 isn't bad?
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Being performatively horrified and amused by bizarre and horrifying porn is one of SA's oldest traditions. So is being surprised that SA has a front page where official porn horrification (it's a word now) was posted regularly.
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leper khan posted:CK3 is for deviants. Not sure what to tell you. No it isn't, I can stop castrating people whenever I want to.
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Play posted:why do i get the feeling that at least some of you are going to buy that game Not on my primary Steam account
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Feb 9, 2022 21:57
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I remember being in middle school and thinking that this Juegos guy had the biggest collection of warez sites on the internet, including his Juegos Hentai website. I wasn't a very bright kid.
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Feb 17, 2022 08:07
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Sounds a lot like the excuses I'd pull with my highschool teachers when I hadn't done my homework that was due.
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Apr 13, 2022 20:43
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Get out.
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Apr 24, 2022 12:39
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Sounds like the Conception games but without the euphemism.
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So no Tesla on dragon? Pass.
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