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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

why does the titty ninja want to gently caress the entire staff of Sony Corporation, as well as the entire population of the state of California

that seems intensive

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

FirstAidKite posted:

No no no you have it all wrong. The idea is that you want to avoid every fight up until you reach the target, making sure to loot all of the treasure chests along the way. You'll be able to get a reward for getting there without killing anyone and you can also release Goemon from getting killed so that he'll refill all of the treasure chests, and then you can go pick up your puppet doppelganger (though be careful when fighting the giant fish because if you spend too long in water he will break since he is clay, and he'll break for lots of other reasons too) and you should probably grind levels off of the infinitely spawning ghosts since they don't count towards your kill list because they're already dead.

how big are their tits though

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

King Vidiot posted:

So there's no skill or technique involved whatsoever, you hit a ball and then watch poo poo explode and get hosed.

That's life

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

can't wait to do sex with a four-armed reptilian dickgirl who sounds like Chris Griffin

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

corn in the bible posted:

To be honest vr porn makes more sense as a selling point than vr Skyrim

how many of the Skyrim porn mods work on VR

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005


большое настроение

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Antivehicular posted:

On one hand, I like the concept of horndog gamers buying a "sexy" game and ending up spending hundreds of hours min-maxing doll nail polish colors for maximum profits.

This is basically the cabaret club minigame from Yakuza 0 and Yakuza Kiwami 2 and it loving rules.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

tell me more rules

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

is there any other reason to buy the game

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

CommissarMega posted:

New RPG character name obtained!

it's no "The Vaguely Homosexual Cho Aniki" imho

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Sleeveless posted:

This is the right thread for this, from the forced positivity to the co-opted internet babytalk like "birb" this is just as shallow and cynical as any hentai puzzle game or furry dating sim only with tweeness instead of horniness.

suck my tweeness

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

RazzleDazzleHour posted:

My absolute favorite thing about Japan is how into yuri they are but vehemently refuse to go over the line where they have to admit that the two girls shown are actually in a relationship together

this actually seems like a pretty terrible thing idk

Hwurmp fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Jun 22, 2019

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Those fans aren't going to be impressed by having another bunch of straight white people rush in and stomp all over it for being not progressive enough.

in fact everyone else should be trying to impress me

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I didn't major in fanfiction so what is the author actually trying to say, in simple words

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I have never taken campaign contributions from Big Penis

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Game of Thrones is anime af

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

C.M. Kruger posted:

"Transported to another world with my Hot Mom who has the dual attack skill"

in fairness, this also describes Back to the Future

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

*David Attenborough* Anime...is all around us.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

irony will be the death of us all

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

kirbysuperstar posted:

Qix with Chix

Qinx

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

F.D. Signifier posted:

Thing is it has a bunch of actual professional voice actors working on this somehow, but the 3D models all have this uncanny quality that remind me of human shrek



is that Jacksepticeye

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

-the average adult upper body will absolutely not fit inside the average washing machine or clothes dryer
-if you are simply attempting to load or unload the laundry, reaching inside the unit with your arms is more than sufficient
-if the aperture were small enough to get trapped within, it would not afford entry in the first place

the entire premise is ludicrous

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Doc Hawkins posted:

no one can jump as high as mario, come the gently caress on



Mario's minikin frame allows him to propel himself greater distances, like a frog or grasshopper

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