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went to the store and saw a sign on the doorstep that said "watch your step", pointed my nose straight up in the air and walked right through that poo poo without even looking now I'm at the doctor getting stitches after putting my chin through a vending machine, turns out you can't see where you're going too well when looking straight up at the ceiling
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*drives into an empty parking lot* *pulls into a lane where the arrow is pointing the opposite direction* ...oh yeah *revs engine, Black Sunshine plays on the radio*
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Jan 31, 2017 01:19
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I turn off the power to my NES without holding in the reset button
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Jan 31, 2017 01:29
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took TWO pennies from the "give a penny, take a penny" tray
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Jan 31, 2017 01:37
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when I do the hokey pokey I put my left foot in and then act like I'm gonna take it back out but I never do
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Jan 31, 2017 01:58
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as I walk past the receptionist, she motions up at my head. smiling and without breaking my stride I remove my ten-gallon hat, revealing a slightly smaller hat underneath, and continue on my way. "bring it on" I say to myself with steely resolve. "I can do this all day"
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Jan 31, 2017 03:07
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