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walked halfway across the street within the boundaries of the crosswalk, but when I saw that no traffic was coming in either direction I veered off at an angle taking me slightly more directly towards my destination
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I enter stores with a wad of "THIS TAG IS NOT TO BE REMOVED UNDER PENALTY OF LAW" tags in my pocket and sew them onto random objects, such as cell phones and vegetables |
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Jan 31, 2017 00:49
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Luvcow posted:edit: holy crap ^^^^^^^ another victim accounted for, you've been "fisted" my friend |
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City of Glompton posted:I press all the elevator buttons before I get out even though I know it does absolutely nothing to speed up the elevation process, I press already-lit elevator buttons. when they are not yet lit, I press them twice. |
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Jan 31, 2017 01:19
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I install usb ports in people's computers such that the printed side of an inserted thumb drive faces down, not up |
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Twenty Four posted:Is that in number of times per person? Ounces? Gallons? People at once? it's more of a physical limit, like the sound barrier break it at your peril |
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