minor acts of civil disobedience

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City of Glompton

found an unprotected thermostat in the capital building so I turned the heat up three degrees :twisted:

# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 00:42

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 02:00

City of Glompton

I used twice as many paper towels as necessary, too

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# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 00:43

City of Glompton

additionally, I hung all the toilet paper rolls the wrong way

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# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 00:44

City of Glompton

there was a table with a sign stating it was not to be moved, so I moved it slightly to the left

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# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 00:47

City of Glompton

I stand halfway on the line instead of behind it

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# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 00:56

City of Glompton

the mailman said "Sign here, please" but I printed instead

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# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 01:06

City of Glompton

I press all the elevator buttons before I get out

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# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 01:10

City of Glompton

while court is in session I sniff loudly and often

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# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 01:37

City of Glompton

I put the toilet seat up after I use it (I'm a girl)

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# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 02:29

City of Glompton

obtained a job in Maintenance and changed all the representative's office lightbulbs to 45 watts

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# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 02:40

City of Glompton

I used alphabet magnets to leave graffiti on the statehouse bell

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# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 07:29

City of Glompton

I slip glossy trifolds of goatse into the visitor's guides and brochures of every government building I enter

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# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 19:52

City of Glompton

I feed parking meters nickles only

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# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 23:14

City of Glompton

I also buy 1� stamps for use in all my mailing needs

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# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 23:21

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 02:00

City of Glompton

I bring a universal remote with me to the Social Security office and change the channel to whatever number gets called

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# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 00:55

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