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Two Finger posted:how's that navy career Just step one in a series of escalating stupid military career decisions
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 06:33 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 17:51 |
Kuroyama posted:This man would lead us into chaos! Chaos I say! hail chaos
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 06:43 |
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Blood for the Blood God
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 07:30 |
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 09:26 |
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no gods no masters!
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 09:55 |
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maffew buildings posted:CONGRATS ON BEING ACCEPTED BY A MILITARY, A THING ONLY YOU AND ANY ONE WITH A PULSE HAS ACCOMPLISHED Now now, I've personally met billions of people who were totally going to be SEALS and Green Berets but got injured or barely missed the ASVAB cutoff.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 17:01 |
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I feel like Shep is the only true american and godly candidate for IK
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 17:30 |
so idiot king is like a temporary mod?
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 17:42 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:I feel like Shep is the only true american and godly candidate for IK we don't need another grover, and no copgoons, calling other people "civilians" doesn't make you not a civilian. you jack-booted donut licking fucks <3 WE NEED REAL MILITARY LDRSHIP Loyalty Duty Respect Selfless Service Honor Integrity Personal Courage Smiling Jack posted:so idiot king is like a temporary mod? too bad you're a cop otherwise i'd say we found our next idiot king i'm being snarky in a joking manner i love you all so if any of you are dumb enough to take this seriously SMDFTB, because i know we're all window licking retards here, even me
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:01 |
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What's wrong with donuts? <>
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:29 |
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My first act as ik will be to probate all active duty military who post here. If they're too dumb to get out then we cannot trust them not to shitpost.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:57 |
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The Idiot King should have to do 5 pushups for every idiot probated. We cant have our IK a fatty imo.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:37 |
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PT scores should matter. All USAF personnel must have a 85 or better on record. 270+ for Army. Navy and Marines, the least retarded are qualified.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:40 |
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as per marine corpse tradition only 300 pft scores should count, anything below will be laughed at.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:42 |
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somebody toss zeris out of his rack already hangover be damned
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:47 |
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As per civilian/citizen tradition if you still take a pt test.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:47 |
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holocaust bloopers posted:My first act as ik will be to probate all active duty military who post here. If they're too dumb to get out then we cannot trust them not to shitpost. GiP without shitposts? Ain't no loving way you should be the IK around here.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:50 |
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holocaust bloopers posted:My first act as ik will be to probate all active duty military who post here. If they're too dumb to get out then we cannot trust them not to shitpost. I gift you my number of 23. You are the IK we need.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 20:17 |
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Naked Bear posted:What's wrong with donuts? <> Goddamn fat body pills is what they are.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 20:28 |
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Naked Bear posted:What's wrong with donuts? <> nothing, i love donuts but i hate pigs lol ban all cops from dunkin donuts imo MaxPowers posted:as per marine corpse tradition only 300 pft scores should count, anything below will be laughed at. holocaust bloopers posted:PT scores should matter. don't you mean the most retarded? also an addendum to my campaign: ban all POGs fight me irl fuckers see what happens
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 21:18 |
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SperginMcBadposter posted:
also if elected i will round up all furries and put them into concentration camps for the final solution (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 21:21 |
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holly bloops can man the guard towers since it's in his wop blood
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 21:22 |
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I'm German and Polish can I be in a tower?
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 21:38 |
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Syrian Lannister posted:I'm German and Polish can I be in a tower? That mix is either tower or shower iykwim
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 21:42 |
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Mike-o posted:holly bloops can man the guard towers since it's in his wop blood Ok that's racist but true
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 21:59 |
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holocaust bloopers posted:PT scores should matter. *raises hand*
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 22:27 |
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Mike-o posted:
I'll sit on your chest till you love me bitch
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 22:49 |
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Soulex posted:I'll sit on your chest till you love me bitch Your overworked alcoholic mod will settle this soon
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 22:56 |
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Zeris posted:Your overworked alcoholic mod will settle this soon I bet they're fat enough to sit on both of us.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 22:58 |
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Zeris posted:Your overworked alcoholic mod will settle this soon HURRY UP WAITIN ON YOU HURRRY UUUUP WAITIN ON YOUUU
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 23:07 |
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WAITIN ON YOU HIGH-SPEED
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 00:21 |
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Mike-o posted:holly bloops can man the guard towers since it's in his wop blood
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 00:23 |
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Mike-o posted:ban all POGs fight me irl fuckers see what happens But.....but I'm a pog
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 02:35 |
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Sounds like a problem.
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 02:48 |
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Death to pogs.
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 02:53 |
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me from the field last week, call me a pog I dare u
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 03:01 |
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good job on taking the magazine out but leaving it on semi
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 03:13 |
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Mag is still in. Blends into the shirt, look under the cummerbund Commo Pog caught that.
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 03:15 |
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Syrian Lannister posted:Mag is still in. i'm an intel sperg and i caught the selector switch with our powers combined, we could make an average RSO
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 03:18 |
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redneck nazgul posted:i'm an intel sperg and i caught the selector switch
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 03:20 |