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In other news guess who is currently on a CPX where a radio got lost
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Update this was a training scenario in anticipation of when someone for sure loses a radio for real
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Feb 1, 2017 04:59
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holy loving poo poo that is top 10 dumbest poo poo i've heard from the military in awhile
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Feb 1, 2017 05:01
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JFC that sounds goddamned retarded as corky on the facts of life goddamn
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Feb 1, 2017 05:05
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We're out of Gatorade.
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Feb 1, 2017 05:50
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Dang it it's the garrison CSM again, someone told him it's what plants crave.
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Feb 1, 2017 05:52
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THEY CLOSED POPEYE'S, WHAT THE gently caress
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Feb 1, 2017 09:42
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gently caress. Did I miss midnight chow again?
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Feb 1, 2017 09:52
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Miloshe posted:Shim, did you roll through Camp Vance' chow hall? Every time I had to head to Bagram I'd sneak out Lunchables to bring back to our firebase. 04-09. Ya know, that's one of those things I never really thought about. It just didn't occur to me that Camp Vance had a chow hall.
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maffew buildings posted:Update this was a training scenario in anticipation of when someone for sure loses a radio for real Just got a mass email from the command post that a radio turned up missing during the exercise.
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Feb 1, 2017 16:54
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PIZZZZAAAAA MAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!! [50 barracks doors slam and open, followed by the sound of boots rushing over tile / concrete to get overpriced sandwiches & pizza from the delivery guy that makes a circuit twice nightly]
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Feb 1, 2017 17:00
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ALCON, Aircraft Tugs are no longer allowed to be parked at the DFAC parking lot. Do not use Aircraft Wash or Aircraft Tugs to go to chow. Also the fucker who keeps driving to chow in the Aircraft Lavatory truck and parking it right next to the door upwind can go to hell. CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 17:17 on Feb 1, 2017 |
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Godholio posted:Just got a mass email from the command post that a radio turned up missing during the exercise. Ok, no reason to panic, we recalled all personnel who just got off 16 hour watches from the 8 hour down time for a roll call for a class next week, we'll just have them help sweep the area before they go back on. And since they're there they can participate in the radio accountability spot training. Let's assign someone to the mess tent to make sure they aren't trying to draw rations outside the allotted hours, we aren't responsible for them planning getting their own chow. Wait, most of these guys live in the barracks and we are? Just close the mess tent until further notice then don't want them trying to skate out of their responsibilities for a chow break.
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Feb 1, 2017 17:21
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They closed down the awesome breakfast-only DFAC right next to the barracks because the main DFAC for the BDE didn't get enough traffic and funding. They still haven't figured out that nobody eats there because it's awful.  gently caress, alright, get in the car. We're going to that MI one again.
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Feb 1, 2017 17:57
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The DFAC in salerno did some kind of chicken curry every tuesday or something like that, I loved that poo poo so much I'd get two to-go boxes after eating a big plate of it. No one else liked it, so gently caress them, more for me.
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Feb 1, 2017 19:03
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DFAC? Never heard of it. *goes off post, into checkpoint with actual armed guards and razor wire, shows badge, goes to eat at Secret Squirrel Sodexo Cafe*
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Feb 1, 2017 19:04
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Man our mess hall got shut down by senior enlisted all the loving time. I even tried to get off the meal card so I could spend 300$ on groceries but that was only available to those not living in the barracks.
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Feb 1, 2017 19:22
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(Quietly, off in the distance) AYE SENIOR LANCE CORPORAL AYE SENIOR LANCE CORPORAL
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Feb 1, 2017 19:30
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hey lance corporal, what direction is YUT supposed to be *laughs, goes to blend in with nearby generic couch due to ACU camouflage*
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Feb 1, 2017 19:31
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Rumor has it that KP never showed up for KP last night. You let your team down, and your team noticed.
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Feb 1, 2017 19:47
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gently caress you pogue I'm an ice cold combat arms killer! I ain't got time for KP! *goes back to painting rocks and scrubbing toilets*
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Feb 1, 2017 20:36
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Chow is p. Good
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Feb 1, 2017 23:10
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Best DFAC I ever ate at was the one on Soto Cano Air Base in Honduras. All local nationals. I put on 15-20lbs from having refried beans, fried plantains, and rice with huevos rancheros for every breakfast.
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thetechnoloser posted:Best DFAC I ever ate at was the one on Soto Cano Air Base in Honduras. All local nationals. I put on 15-20lbs from having refried beans, fried plantains, and rice with huevos rancheros for every breakfast. That doesn't sound like all that hefty of a meal.
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Can I get seconds
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Feb 2, 2017 11:38
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:Can I get seconds Double rations for everyone!
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Feb 2, 2017 11:51
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Sweet, a double helping of salmonella!
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Feb 2, 2017 12:50
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Yeah yeah but is there a Tim Hortons station inside your precious DFAC
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y'all can only I have warm water I'm taking the soda, gatorade, and ice machines down because gently caress you thats why in fact this poo poo is just serving butter noodles and undercooked rice from here on out
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Feb 2, 2017 15:34
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also all new posts must include a picture of your pt belt so that I know you're dressed in accordance with DFAC policies all violators will be reported to the CSM because I'm a huge baby who reports stuff
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Feb 2, 2017 15:37
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gently caress that I'm a civvie. Also, where's your replacement at? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Feb 2, 2017 15:40
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I'm a dod civilian now and as such I'll just pay my three whatever and eat, complaining loudly the whole time how everything was always poo poo, especially when the sgm gave me chitlings my first Thanksgiving in the army. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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CSM will probably tell me to gently caress off and this will backfire on me BUT I DONT CAREPesticide20 posted:gently caress that I'm a civvie. Also, where's your replacement at? I'm still waiting to be relieved CHICKEN SHOES fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Feb 2, 2017 |
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Feb 2, 2017 15:45
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Is the outside seating area a no salute zone?
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Feb 2, 2017 15:48
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:CSM will probably tell me to gently caress off and this will backfire on me BUT I DONT CARE CSM can suck my civilian dick. He's already taking my tax money, so I might as well get something out of it.
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gently caress you, ain't wearing no PT belt. I have a beard to keep me safe. I think joat mon is on a detail right now, so you might wanna get comfortable, dude. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Somebody tell Joat Man to report for duty today or he's getting chain-probated for a month.
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he's on probation for another 13 hours
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LAME. He better be here tomorrow.
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