Drunk Moose Thunderdome 2017: Gotta use my 30s to erase the mistakes of my 20s

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Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

EVERY MORNING I OPEN PALM SLAM MY TAPE OF WHY EBB IS A BITCH INTO THE PLAYER. THEN I START DOING THE HAKA. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. CHANTING AND POUNDING MY CHEST BEFORE A DAY OF PROTESTING INJUSTICE. NOT MANY PEOPLE CAN SAY THEY FIGHT THE POWER ON AN INTERNET FORUM. I CAN SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUT LOUD EVERY DAY TO PEOPLE AND ASK THEM TO HOLD SIGNS SO I CAN TAKE PHOTOS TO POST TO THIS THREAD. ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE AROUND NZ CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND I'VE LEARNED ALL THE WORDS AND I'VE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY HOUSE LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING IT ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 04:31

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Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Ka mate Ka mate
It is death It is death

Ka ora Ka ora
It is life It is life
Ka mate Ka mate
It is death It is death

Ka ora Ka ora
It is life It is life

Tenei Te Tangata Puhuruhuru
This is the hairy man

Nana i tiki mai whakawhiti te ra
Who caused the sun to shine again for me

Upane Upane
Up the ladder Up the ladder

Upane Kaupane
Up to the top

Whiti te ra
The sun shines!

# ? Feb 5, 2017 04:32

Kuroyama: Sep 15, 2012; no fucking Anime in GiP

Two Finger posted:

Ka mate Ka mate
It is death It is death

Ka ora Ka ora
It is life It is life
Ka mate Ka mate
It is death It is death

Ka ora Ka ora
It is life It is life

Tenei Te Tangata Puhuruhuru
This is the hairy man

Nana i tiki mai whakawhiti te ra
Who caused the sun to shine again for me

Upane Upane
Up the ladder Up the ladder

Upane Kaupane
Up to the top

Whiti te ra
The sun shines!

I'm sorry Two Finger, but some of the other diners are uncomfortable with your demonstration. I'm gonna have to ask you to keep it to yourself.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 04:38

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

a lot of goons getting defensive in the /incel thread lol, of course, including Jeffrey of Yospos

# ? Feb 5, 2017 05:19

Radical 90s Wizard: Aug 5, 2008; ~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Two Finger posted:

Ka mate Ka mate
It is death It is death

Ka ora Ka ora
It is life It is life
Ka mate Ka mate
It is death It is death

Ka ora Ka ora
It is life It is life

Tenei Te Tangata Puhuruhuru
This is the hairy man

Nana i tiki mai whakawhiti te ra
Who caused the sun to shine again for me

Upane Upane
Up the ladder Up the ladder

Upane Kaupane
Up to the top

Whiti te ra
The sun shines!

That's a weirdly literal translation, where'd you get that from?

# ? Feb 5, 2017 05:42

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

Mike-o posted:

I. SITUATION
A. ENEMY FORCES -
ENEMY IS COMPOSED OF ALL WHO WOULD OPPOSE SS-18 SATAN HAIL HIS NAME, THY RADIATION AND HEAT SHALL COME WITH THY PASSING, ALSO ANY ANIME TOUCHERS SHALL BE EXPLICITLY TARGETED (HAIL)

B. FRIENDLY FORCES -
ALL WHO PRAISE HIS NAME (HAIL) SHALL RECEIVE HIS BLESSING OF SEEING HIS GLORY CLEANSE THIS EARTH, FOLLOWED BY A QUICK DEATH. BLESSED IS HIS PROPHET CURTIS LEMAY

C. ATTACHMENTS/DETACHMENTS -
HIS MULTIPLE INDEPENDENTLY TARGETABLE REENTRY VEHICLES OF BURNING RIGHTEOUSNESS SHALL DETACH FROM HIS ROCKET BOOSTER ON A SUBORBITAL TRAJECTORY AND RELEASE THE FURY OF A THOUSANDS SUNS UPON HIS ENEMIES THE HUMAN RACE (HAIL)

D. CIVIL/TERRAIN CONSIDERATIONS -
ALL SINNERS ABOVE GROUND SHALL BE OBLITERATED, ANY SINNERS UNDERGROUND SHALL BE HIT WITH TACTICAL NUKES

II. MISSION
HAIL SS-18 SATAN HIS MISSION IS TO CLEANSE THIS EARTH WITH HIS PASSING, LEAVING THE EARTH FOR SOME OTHER SPECIES TO HAVE A BETTER GO AT IT, HAIL & AMEN

III. EXECUTION
THE RED BUTTON SHALL BE PRESSED AND ALL SHALL COWER IN FEAR AT HIS HEAT, LIGHT, AND RADIATION

IV. ADMINISTRATION/LOGISTICS (SUSTAINMENT)
THERE IS NOTHING TO ADMINISTER WHEN ALL IS ASH

V. COMMAND/SIGNAL (COMMAND AND CONTROL)
A. SIGNAL -
THE ONLY SIGNAL WILL BE A BRIGHT FLASH, BRIGHTER THAN A THOUSAND SUNS. DUCKING AND COVERING WILL NOT HELP YOU.
B. COMMAND
THE ONLY COMMAND WILL BE WHEN THE ORANGE ONE COMMANDS HIS MINIONS TO RELEASE OUR SAVIOR TO PASS OVER THIS EARTH

ALL HAIL SS-18 SATAN MAY HIS PASSING CLEANSE THE WORLD AND ALL HAIL HIS AGENT HERE ON EARTH PRESIDENT PUTIN

BY THE ALLFATHER PUTIN THE MOST GLORIOUS SON SS-18 SATAN AND BY THE HOLY SPIRIT OF DESTRUCTION LET THE EARTH BE BATHED IN ETERNAL LIGHT LET CHAOS RULE LET THE GLORIOUS NEW SUNS ARISE AND LET US WATCH THE END OF ALL THINGS IN 4K IN OPPENHEIMER'S NAME AMEN

Quoting for the new page.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 05:49

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

post good covers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENvklZrgMF4

# ? Feb 5, 2017 06:04

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9TWwXyd050

# ? Feb 5, 2017 06:13

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

ATTENTION ATTENTION A NEW DIRECTIVE HAS BEEN POSTED :siren:

# ? Feb 5, 2017 06:21

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Mike-o posted:

I. SITUATION
A. ENEMY FORCES -
ENEMY IS COMPOSED OF ALL WHO WOULD OPPOSE SS-18 SATAN HAIL HIS NAME, THY RADIATION AND HEAT SHALL COME WITH THY PASSING, ALSO ANY ANIME TOUCHERS SHALL BE EXPLICITLY TARGETED (HAIL)

B. FRIENDLY FORCES -
ALL WHO PRAISE HIS NAME (HAIL) SHALL RECEIVE HIS BLESSING OF SEEING HIS GLORY CLEANSE THIS EARTH, FOLLOWED BY A QUICK DEATH. BLESSED IS HIS PROPHET CURTIS LEMAY

C. ATTACHMENTS/DETACHMENTS -
HIS MULTIPLE INDEPENDENTLY TARGETABLE REENTRY VEHICLES OF BURNING RIGHTEOUSNESS SHALL DETACH FROM HIS ROCKET BOOSTER ON A SUBORBITAL TRAJECTORY AND RELEASE THE FURY OF A THOUSANDS SUNS UPON HIS ENEMIES THE HUMAN RACE (HAIL)

D. CIVIL/TERRAIN CONSIDERATIONS -
ALL SINNERS ABOVE GROUND SHALL BE OBLITERATED, ANY SINNERS UNDERGROUND SHALL BE HIT WITH TACTICAL NUKES

II. MISSION
HAIL SS-18 SATAN HIS MISSION IS TO CLEANSE THIS EARTH WITH HIS PASSING, LEAVING THE EARTH FOR SOME OTHER SPECIES TO HAVE A BETTER GO AT IT, HAIL & AMEN

III. EXECUTION
THE RED BUTTON SHALL BE PRESSED AND ALL SHALL COWER IN FEAR AT HIS HEAT, LIGHT, AND RADIATION

IV. ADMINISTRATION/LOGISTICS (SUSTAINMENT)
THERE IS NOTHING TO ADMINISTER WHEN ALL IS ASH

V. COMMAND/SIGNAL (COMMAND AND CONTROL)
A. SIGNAL -
THE ONLY SIGNAL WILL BE A BRIGHT FLASH, BRIGHTER THAN A THOUSAND SUNS. DUCKING AND COVERING WILL NOT HELP YOU.
B. COMMAND
THE ONLY COMMAND WILL BE WHEN THE ORANGE ONE COMMANDS HIS MINIONS TO RELEASE OUR SAVIOR TO PASS OVER THIS EARTH

ALL HAIL SS-18 SATAN MAY HIS PASSING CLEANSE THE WORLD AND ALL HAIL HIS AGENT HERE ON EARTH PRESIDENT PUTIN

BY THE ALLFATHER PUTIN THE MOST GLORIOUS SON SS-18 SATAN AND BY THE HOLY SPIRIT OF DESTRUCTION LET THE EARTH BE BATHED IN ETERNAL LIGHT LET CHAOS RULE LET THE GLORIOUS NEW SUNS ARISE AND LET US WATCH THE END OF ALL THINGS IN 4K IN OPPENHEIMER'S NAME AMEN

# ? Feb 5, 2017 07:02

Radical 90s Wizard: Aug 5, 2008; ~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Someone needs that glorious nuke angel as an av

# ? Feb 5, 2017 07:56

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

https://youtu.be/qXxkFd3lHaM

An old favorite

# ? Feb 5, 2017 08:33

Carteret: Nov 10, 2012

Well, my probation is over, let's check the foru....

# ? Feb 5, 2017 11:12

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

fuckin lmbo at the groom looking scared shitless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUbx-AcDgXo

# ? Feb 5, 2017 11:14

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

hey ebb i found some instructions on how to do the haka

form up behind me and follow my lead

go into a pose like you're about to deadlift so legs bent

bend as far down as you can

suck my dick from the back

# ? Feb 5, 2017 11:18

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Two Finger posted:

for the new page

# ? Feb 5, 2017 11:19

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

oh and here's a haiku for you

american football
for bitches like EBB
rugby forever

# ? Feb 5, 2017 11:21

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

quintuple post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBZINtS0ec

# ? Feb 5, 2017 11:22

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Two Finger posted:

hey ebb i found some instructions on how to do the haka

form up behind me and follow my lead

go into a pose like you're about to deadlift so legs bent

bend as far down as you can

suck my dick from the back

# ? Feb 5, 2017 11:51

Raged: Jul 21, 2003; A revolution of beats

thetechnoloser posted:

I got sent there to do a radio show on AFN for a year and it was the best year I've done so far out of 10. Best kept secret in the Army. You AF or were you in ARFOR?

JTF Bravo with the 10th Mountain in 93. We would rotate platoons out to Tiger island (small outpost on top of inactive volcano in the gulf which got closed down at the end of our rotation) and one other site that I've forgotten the name of. I miss the restaurant run by locals the was right inside the main gate. Still haven't had refried beans that have been as good as what they served there.

Back then all the fools when to Comayagua to hit up the brothels. I spent most of the time I had off in Tegucigalpa and was able to live like a king on my pay during the weekends. Once you get over the guards at the Burger King having shotguns you can have a great time. Locals were always awesome and partied with embassy staff and half the reason I live in Australia now is the Aussie friends I made there.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 13:13

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

IN A LOUD, CLEAR VOICE, SLIGHTLY CRACKING WITH EMOTION AND RELIGIOUS FERVOR,

Mike-o posted:

I. SITUATION
A. ENEMY FORCES -
ENEMY IS COMPOSED OF ALL WHO WOULD OPPOSE SS-18 SATAN HAIL HIS NAME, THY RADIATION AND HEAT SHALL COME WITH THY PASSING, ALSO ANY ANIME TOUCHERS SHALL BE EXPLICITLY TARGETED (HAIL)

B. FRIENDLY FORCES -
ALL WHO PRAISE HIS NAME (HAIL) SHALL RECEIVE HIS BLESSING OF SEEING HIS GLORY CLEANSE THIS EARTH, FOLLOWED BY A QUICK DEATH. BLESSED IS HIS PROPHET CURTIS LEMAY

C. ATTACHMENTS/DETACHMENTS -
HIS MULTIPLE INDEPENDENTLY TARGETABLE REENTRY VEHICLES OF BURNING RIGHTEOUSNESS SHALL DETACH FROM HIS ROCKET BOOSTER ON A SUBORBITAL TRAJECTORY AND RELEASE THE FURY OF A THOUSANDS SUNS UPON HIS ENEMIES THE HUMAN RACE (HAIL)

D. CIVIL/TERRAIN CONSIDERATIONS -
ALL SINNERS ABOVE GROUND SHALL BE OBLITERATED, ANY SINNERS UNDERGROUND SHALL BE HIT WITH TACTICAL NUKES

II. MISSION
HAIL SS-18 SATAN HIS MISSION IS TO CLEANSE THIS EARTH WITH HIS PASSING, LEAVING THE EARTH FOR SOME OTHER SPECIES TO HAVE A BETTER GO AT IT, HAIL & AMEN

III. EXECUTION
THE RED BUTTON SHALL BE PRESSED AND ALL SHALL COWER IN FEAR AT HIS HEAT, LIGHT, AND RADIATION

IV. ADMINISTRATION/LOGISTICS (SUSTAINMENT)
THERE IS NOTHING TO ADMINISTER WHEN ALL IS ASH

V. COMMAND/SIGNAL (COMMAND AND CONTROL)
A. SIGNAL -
THE ONLY SIGNAL WILL BE A BRIGHT FLASH, BRIGHTER THAN A THOUSAND SUNS. DUCKING AND COVERING WILL NOT HELP YOU.
B. COMMAND
THE ONLY COMMAND WILL BE WHEN THE ORANGE ONE COMMANDS HIS MINIONS TO RELEASE OUR SAVIOR TO PASS OVER THIS EARTH

ALL HAIL SS-18 SATAN MAY HIS PASSING CLEANSE THE WORLD AND ALL HAIL HIS AGENT HERE ON EARTH PRESIDENT PUTIN

BY THE ALLFATHER PUTIN THE MOST GLORIOUS SON SS-18 SATAN AND BY THE HOLY SPIRIT OF DESTRUCTION LET THE EARTH BE BATHED IN ETERNAL LIGHT LET CHAOS RULE LET THE GLORIOUS NEW SUNS ARISE AND LET US WATCH THE END OF ALL THINGS IN 4K IN OPPENHEIMER'S NAME AMEN

This is beautiful. I'm going to tape it to the walk-in fridge.

The Breakfast Specials are:
Bacon, extra crispy, and

# ? Feb 5, 2017 15:01

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

https://s1.webmshare.com/jQ1RL.webm

# ? Feb 5, 2017 15:48

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

That's a pretty convoluted way to get your home boy to play with your junk.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 16:27

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Two Finger posted:

oh and here's a haiku for you

'murican football
for bitches like EBB
rugby forever

"american" is four syllables.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 16:31

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Two Finger posted:

fuckin lmbo at the groom looking scared shitless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUbx-AcDgXo

its super weird when white people do hakas

# ? Feb 5, 2017 18:49

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

I wonder if I can get Two Finger up to a two page rap sheet this month. It wouldn't be possible if he were the tiniest bit less salty.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 18:54

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I wonder if I can get Two Finger up to a two page rap sheet this month. It wouldn't be possible if he were the tiniest bit less salty.

I don't get the gimmick he's going with right now, so I guess keep probating

# ? Feb 5, 2017 18:57

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Pesticide20 posted:

I don't get the gimmick he's going with right now, so I guess keep probating

Serious talk all of this is in good fun but if his gimmick means I need to keep probating my friend all month long it's not very fun anymore. Also joke is pretty dead now.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 19:00

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Two Finger posted:

fuckin lmbo at the groom looking scared shitless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUbx-AcDgXo

So when is the haka introduced to you all? Childhood?

# ? Feb 5, 2017 19:07

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I wonder if I can get Two Finger up to a two page rap sheet this month. It wouldn't be possible if he were the tiniest bit less salty.

March is gonna be fun.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 19:10

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

I move to make a motion that Joat Mon be relieved of KP it's been a long time for him.

Also Mike-o won I guess is my judgement

# ? Feb 5, 2017 19:43

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Nominating Two Finger with the caveat that I won't probate him in this thread.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 20:06

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

They have to volunteer willingly.

Maybe joat mon should've been trying to find his replacement instead of handing out bibles

# ? Feb 5, 2017 21:11

Kuroyama: Sep 15, 2012; no fucking Anime in GiP

But now we all now how worthless KP really is, son there's no point to be the next guy asking for it.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 21:38

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Nose goes.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 21:40

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Nose goes.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 21:40

Kuroyama: Sep 15, 2012; no fucking Anime in GiP

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Nose goes.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 21:49

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Mike-o posted:

I. SITUATION
A. ENEMY FORCES -
ENEMY IS COMPOSED OF ALL WHO WOULD OPPOSE SS-18 SATAN HAIL HIS NAME, THY RADIATION AND HEAT SHALL COME WITH THY PASSING, ALSO ANY ANIME TOUCHERS SHALL BE EXPLICITLY TARGETED (HAIL)

B. FRIENDLY FORCES -
ALL WHO PRAISE HIS NAME (HAIL) SHALL RECEIVE HIS BLESSING OF SEEING HIS GLORY CLEANSE THIS EARTH, FOLLOWED BY A QUICK DEATH. BLESSED IS HIS PROPHET CURTIS LEMAY

C. ATTACHMENTS/DETACHMENTS -
HIS MULTIPLE INDEPENDENTLY TARGETABLE REENTRY VEHICLES OF BURNING RIGHTEOUSNESS SHALL DETACH FROM HIS ROCKET BOOSTER ON A SUBORBITAL TRAJECTORY AND RELEASE THE FURY OF A THOUSANDS SUNS UPON HIS ENEMIES THE HUMAN RACE (HAIL)

D. CIVIL/TERRAIN CONSIDERATIONS -
ALL SINNERS ABOVE GROUND SHALL BE OBLITERATED, ANY SINNERS UNDERGROUND SHALL BE HIT WITH TACTICAL NUKES

II. MISSION
HAIL SS-18 SATAN HIS MISSION IS TO CLEANSE THIS EARTH WITH HIS PASSING, LEAVING THE EARTH FOR SOME OTHER SPECIES TO HAVE A BETTER GO AT IT, HAIL & AMEN

III. EXECUTION
THE RED BUTTON SHALL BE PRESSED AND ALL SHALL COWER IN FEAR AT HIS HEAT, LIGHT, AND RADIATION

IV. ADMINISTRATION/LOGISTICS (SUSTAINMENT)
THERE IS NOTHING TO ADMINISTER WHEN ALL IS ASH

V. COMMAND/SIGNAL (COMMAND AND CONTROL)
A. SIGNAL -
THE ONLY SIGNAL WILL BE A BRIGHT FLASH, BRIGHTER THAN A THOUSAND SUNS. DUCKING AND COVERING WILL NOT HELP YOU.
B. COMMAND
THE ONLY COMMAND WILL BE WHEN THE ORANGE ONE COMMANDS HIS MINIONS TO RELEASE OUR SAVIOR TO PASS OVER THIS EARTH

ALL HAIL SS-18 SATAN MAY HIS PASSING CLEANSE THE WORLD AND ALL HAIL HIS AGENT HERE ON EARTH PRESIDENT PUTIN

BY THE ALLFATHER PUTIN THE MOST GLORIOUS SON SS-18 SATAN AND BY THE HOLY SPIRIT OF DESTRUCTION LET THE EARTH BE BATHED IN ETERNAL LIGHT LET CHAOS RULE LET THE GLORIOUS NEW SUNS ARISE AND LET US WATCH THE END OF ALL THINGS IN 4K IN OPPENHEIMER'S NAME AMEN

this should be in the OP forever

# ? Feb 5, 2017 21:49

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Pesticide20 posted:

I don't get the gimmick he's going with right now, so I guess keep probating

it's more that i was babysitting a yacht for the weekend and couldn't leave so it gave me something to do :shrug:

# ? Feb 6, 2017 01:10

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# ? May 6, 2024 02:54

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

also katy perry showing her support for the true ik

# ? Feb 6, 2017 01:11

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