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MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Yeah yeah but is there a Tim Hortons station inside your precious DFAC

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MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Two Finger posted:

Her Majesty's photo shall stand on the wall of this Cafe Herpes Dining Facility of Excellence


SALUTE THE PORTRAIT OF HER MAJESTY BEFORE REMOVING YOUR HEADDRESS

UNLESS YOU ARE ARTILLERY

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Godholio posted:

Why is artillery different?

BECAUSE WE'RE SPECIAL ALRIGHT

(It's because the Guns are the colours, , senior service, and Her Majesty is the honorary colonel of all Royal artillery regiments be it Royal Artillery, Royal Canadian Artillery, Royal Australian Artillery, etc.)

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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ARE YOU ABOUT TO KILL A loving ZENOMORPH, PTE HUDSON?

THEN GET YOUR GODDAMN CUNTPLUNGER OFF THE GIGGLE SWITCH.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Sled driver hnnnnnngh

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Mar-a-lago delenda est

I've said it once I'll say it again the SR-71 is sex on two massive loving engines.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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I found my girlfriend on plenty of fish

It's so much easier for dudes than it is for women

A dude that she got matched with turned out to be a literal pedophile hunter.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Apparently the dude would full-on Chris Matthews dudes, pose as underaged girls online, lure them somewhere and confront/beat the ever living gently caress out of them. Got interviewed in the paper about it and everything.

This dude.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/self-proclaimed-vigilante-pedophile-hunter-s-tactics-not-helpful-police-say-1.3679926

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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I'd love to see cultural imperial (aka namaste faggots) eat a 10k probie because goddamn he's an insufferable gently caress.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Of course we'll gently caress it up, fuckboi bill Blair is in charge.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Goddamn do I ever miss drinking in Korea

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Loss edits are getting more and more obscure

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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I'm disappointed in you all

because there wasn't a single vote for....



FLASH



AA AAHHHHH


SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Duzzy do your Koreans have bathroom slippers?

Just gotta tell 'em it's not like home, can't wash the bathroom with the showerhead.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i posted this on my 12 year old's facebook

im covered now

thank you for your service

Amerigoons, when people actually say "Thank you for your service" how does it make you feel? I was at a wedding in the US and the father of the bride, in lieu of making a speech, asked for all the vets attending to stand and gave a "thank you for your service". It was awkward as fuuuuuuuck

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Give them a jumbo pack of toilet paper or something and a big rear end bucket of KFC or a pizza with corn on it and they'll help

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Are we talking 1938 Hitler or 1945 Hitler?

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Kazinsal posted:

Combine the two and go full 14 INCH DICK



(don't actually go full 14 INCH DICK)


Only do this if you want to ride shiny and chrome into valhalla while picking the invisible bugs on your skin.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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I was just in Indianapolis for a wedding and wanted to do some goddamn shooting but APPARENTLY you guys wanna keep all the freedom to yourselves and they won't let non-americans do the hole-punching

I was gonna spend some quality time with at SCAR-17 too.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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You dudes are cool dudes

I should have just randy marsh'd the place but oh well

I like how indy's bars are open until 3am that's cool

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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nullscan posted:



Happy Memorial Day, spending 3 days on the bike traveling through the most rural areas of Korea.

Where exactly? South Jeolla? I used to live there.

Gah gently caress you for reminding me how achingly pretty that place could be.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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The Rat posted:

Work leave request approved. Looks like Waldo is hitting the PNW in a few months!

Nice.

Mine just got approved too. Headed down to California with the lady. The #1 request on her list?

"I wanna loving lift at muscle beach"

Okie dokey.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Legit this happened about 10 minutes from me

That stupid idiot is demanding a white doctor in possibly the most multicultural city in the whole country.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Godholio posted:

I usually don't when I'm using a dremel. Yeah, I know.

This is extremely dumb. like, enlisting with a degree dumb.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY 'MERICUH

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Wait wait hold the gently caress up

they make guys that aren't rated cooks on the boats actually cook food for the crew?

Like, Seaman bloggins who is the laundry tech also sometimes cooks food?

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Or a crossfitter

Actually nah, too much rear end for a crossfitter.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Yeah the Bill Murray thing is TheCHIVE, he's kinda their mascot for the "no fucks given" lifestyle.

I mean eh it's a site that has big titted bikini chicks and "top ten booze schools in America" but they raise a gently caress ton of cash for charities too.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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tastefully arranged labia posted:

dicks DICKS DICKS DICKS UNTIL THE END OF TIME HAH HAH

That video is enlisted.mov

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Fuuuuuuuuuck.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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Which has more hair pulling and scratching

Because goddamn women's rugby is a tough game. I don't even have hair and wouldn't want to play.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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You hosed up. Ohhhh man, you done hosed up good.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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So glad my gf has no interest at all in having kids. Happy to spoil my nephew and soon-arriving niece and hand them back when they get too lovely.

I'll take doggos over babbys any day.

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MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

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:stare:

That kinda looks like Gal Gadot.

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