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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
The DFAC in salerno did some kind of chicken curry every tuesday or something like that, I loved that poo poo so much I'd get two to-go boxes after eating a big plate of it. No one else liked it, so gently caress them, more for me.

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I was hoping I could find a picture of the contractor in bagram that was so pissed he had to wear a PT belt on base that he wrote a rant on every inch of his PT belt, but no one took a picture of him I guess.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

That looks like a bad day :smith:

Yeah, that's a really fuckin bad day :smith:

Sorry n4m, was a whole stryker lost or something like that?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Hot Karl Marx posted:

I'm still partial to the absolutely terrible cover of in the air tonight from the video I first posted. It's also like a neo-noir introspective 80s movie.

Also

https://twitter.com/eminemobama/status/835090034424446977

Shame on a nigga who don't recognize a shot-for-shot remake of the greatest miami vice episode made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HmuFuRPv6o

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Mr. Nice! posted:

I'd say you certainly are, then. I don't think with four hours of voicemails that they deleted much.

They even included some dude that just talks about how much he likes lasagna cat for two minutes, and John just nods along the whole time.

They could've prepped a lot ahead of time, but they put that 4+ hour video out two weeks after posting that phone number, god drat that's quick.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

poo poo, Paws Inc. is Jim Davis' company and took it down. What was this one about, again?

edit: oh it was this one

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Feb 28, 2017

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Japanimation is garbage

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
happy women's day!

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

orange juche posted:

Anthonys pizza, such bad pizza you just cant believe it.

As bad as Anthony's pizza is, taco John's is, by far, the worst poo poo the PX food court has to offer. Like holy poo poo, how is a place that puts liquid cheese on all their food still alive without being heavily subsidized by aafes? At least food trucks are big now. All five outside the Lewis PX range from good to really good, and the only reason to go inside is so you have somewhere dry to eat.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I'm disappointed you didn't post goatse

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
oh boy oh boy who's av did I get?????

edit: balls

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I think you had to post on April fool's to get an av switch, but I didn't post at all that day so I 'missed out' I think

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I was a teenager in 98. And I still remember being let down in 97 when they killed the arch deluxe. But they brought back the mcrib for a limited time so I forgot the deluxe for 20 years.

So I don't know where you're getting the 3-6 ages.

I remember going to the jetsons movie as a kid, then afterward we went to burger king and I got one of those Siamese twin cheeseburgers they did for a while. I don't remember any mulan sauce, though.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
even meemaw just wanna honk a titty sometimes

:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/Puzl2Xw.jpg

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
probably playing a 'Kids in America' tape he jacked out of a Russian boombox

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
The fun never stops

https://twitter.com/i/moments/857810132016615428


edit: hahahah

https://twitter.com/Papapishu/status/857858605873332224

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Their promotional video, and the best comment on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz5kY3RsmKo

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
A good way to stay a virgin

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Y'all dating 16 y olds or something

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Give retardviking a Chelsea Manning av tia

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Wendy's or Denny's? Because Denny's has a hilarious Twitter.

Edit: googled it, lol

Click bait site:

http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-wendy-jokes/

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 13:46 on Jun 1, 2017

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Isn't that video like 15 years old? I don't know if I internet too much or you guys just don't internet right.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Pesticide20 posted:

Yeah, Hank was always mumbling about working in a workplace with workplace accessories, and I tell you what it just wasn't clear what that was.

The laziest writer ever.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Sounds like next level poo poo

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
poo poo, if I'm grinding big poo poo I go for the full face mask, eye pro always at a minimum. Its two bucks for a good enough pair at harbor freight, get a couple so you don't have to worry about losing one.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Godholio posted:

That's frankly the best advice I've found yet.

Get mountain bike shorts. They come with the gel menstrual pad shorts insert in some cargo shorts or whatever so you don't look like a Lance Armstrong wannabe

Speaking of mtb, picking up a Rockhopper tomorrow, hope to use it more than twice a year.

Edit 2: oh man that Cole story in war machine :(

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 08:24 on Jul 8, 2017

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

joat mon posted:

Probably tied up with finding a distributor to shoulder the risk/task of marketing a full length mockumentary story of the making of a decade old one-scene joke stretched to a full length movie which grossed $1800. (but not by the creator of the original movie)

VVVV
I stand corrected, but I think some of the same risks are there (though not as pressing)

Also cost them 6 million to make/market :wtc:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
yeah drones are awesome, but not 'sustained lift of a 150lb dude in a 5' hexacopter' awesome yet

edit: I mean possible, but that rig looks small for that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY5FbSrSTAQ

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Aug 4, 2017

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
There's a radio station in Seattle that does something called second date update(92.5 I think, Brook and Jubel(and their retarded buddy that laughs at every single thing)). The best one I can remember is some dude who takes first dates to home depot to buy a 'first date tree', then after he bones them, he goes back and digs it up and returns it.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I don't think I've ever drank enough that 10 shots and 10 beers in a night was accomplishable before/without being blackout drunk. Maybe my idea of pacing is off, though.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Don't worry, one kidney is enough for a long fulfilling life!

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Naked Bear posted:

Gonna briefly interrupt ladychat with this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwtxWL0P9wA&t=153s

http://youtubedoubler.com/lLoC

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Blow half of Apple's r&d budget on making a sex robot then program it to gently caress you to death

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Naked Bear posted:

Wow. This is almost certainly the longest-running (thus far successful) goon project.

It shocks me how much money random goons are throwing at a meth-addicted mechanic just so he can camp in BFE and try to get some piece of poo poo dump truck running.

It's great and I'm enjoying every update.

Stitecin posted:

HAIL SATAN!

It would have been ~$1,000 to ship the truck the rest of the way to Florida. Piss on Automotive Sanity, Piss on I Bought A Truck: Good Decisions ITT. No one cares about the truck anymore... be honest, do you remember the year of the truck? Do you remember the make/model of the truck? loving cut up the truck for parts to make the trailer work.

DIG THAT WELL, DIG THAT WELL, DIG THAT WELL!

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Thanks thread, now I know that there's a dude convicted of kidnapping, 2nd degree rape, child molestation and indecent exposure somewhere on my street :catstare:
edit: across three different charges, no rehab for that piece of poo poo

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Sep 15, 2017

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjSuMixiBX4

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
loving nerds
https://twitter.com/ianjsikes/status/916809543618719744

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Vasudus posted:

Maybe it's just me being tired but non-whites that "join" white supremacist groups always crack me up. Like Tia Tequila.

Like...what? How do you think this plays out if they ever got in power somehow?

He probably also shouts at Antifa/black bloc protesters "You'd be the first against the wall!"

:ironicat:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Apparently instead of calling other kids fags, the cool thing to do now is just act racist and toxic as gently caress for teh lulz and hope your youtube video hits 100k views

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Kazinsal posted:

I should just start plowing college girls and not give a gently caress anymore

Figured it out for you

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