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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
THEY CLOSED POPEYE'S, WHAT THE gently caress

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
They closed down the awesome breakfast-only DFAC right next to the barracks because the main DFAC for the BDE didn't get enough traffic and funding.

They still haven't figured out that nobody eats there because it's awful. :(

gently caress, alright, get in the car. We're going to that MI one again.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Sweet, a double helping of salmonella!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
gently caress you, ain't wearing no PT belt. I have a beard to keep me safe.

I think joat mon is on a detail right now, so you might wanna get comfortable, dude.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I don't give a gently caress if he's on leave I said EVERY BODY LODDIE DODDIE AT FORMATION


leave is no excuse to avoid punishment, group punishment, FTXs what have you

what part of LODDIE DODDIE didn't you understand soldier
ACAP

ASAPI posted:

But... He is in NTC... How is he supposed to get back here by 1800? (I heard we are getting released at the 1800 formation, after the in ranks inspection, safety brief, health and welfare inspection, and awards)
ACAP

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

YOU know private its time you put your big boy pants on and remember that you're a Soldier 24/7 remember your army values I hope you're studied up because you have a Soldier of the month board tomorrow, I'll give you the MOI at around COB or maybe later hope your ASUs are ready
ACAP

maffew buildings posted:

What the gently caress is going on I'm just TAD for a FTX, is everyone here always this ate up?
ACAP

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Yeah, man, that's totally my meal card. Why are you giving me such a hard time about it?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

"stay safe little pupper and get to feeling better :ohdear:"

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Holy poo poo :eyepop:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
ahahaha holy poo poo

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I'm the airgun.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
There isn't a :stare: big enough for that.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Two Finger posted:

hey ebb i found some instructions on how to do the haka

form up behind me and follow my lead

go into a pose like you're about to deadlift so legs bent

bend as far down as you can

suck my dick from the back
:supaburn:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:popeye:

Buttception:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Eep. :stare:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Rough Lobster posted:

I will volunteer for KP duty because I don't really post anywhere else in GiP also I kinda suck

Hope you fuckers are psyched for lots and lots of dry-rear end baked chicken! We'll have stale french fries on weekends too.
You're doing good things for your country, son. :patriot:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmUvMCPvCdQ

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I dunno, man. Weird latex outfits, dyed hair, choking bitches out with their thighs? Those two look like a recipe for disaster.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Yes, I could see how one might... gravitate toward him.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I'm here 'til Thursday. Try the powdered eggs!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:perfect:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Are you going to wear a moustache? You totally should.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Goddamn, it took an hour and a half just to go to Home Depot for more rock salt. That should be a thirty minute trip, tops. Forty in traffic.

Protip: if you don't have a) a plow on the front of your truck, b) no-poo poo snow tires, or c) a solid grasp of tire physics, you have no business being on the road right now. GET OFF THE ROAD.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
He knows kung fu.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Two Finger posted:

wtfffffffffffffffff keanu is 52????
No loving way.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Bill and Ted came out 28 years ago.

Yes way.
Welp.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
It should take zero effort if you're going from one cell carrier to another.

https://www.fcc.gov/consumers/guides/porting-keeping-your-phone-number-when-you-change-providers

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Unrelated: something completely and totally badass.

https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10154170667591456&id=10473091455

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
A school bus broke down and now here I am, stuck. :toot:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Her Majesty's Royal Poon

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Rough Lobster posted:

You just know the royals like to go slumming from time to time.
Fun times in Cleveland today!

Cleveland!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I ran out of milk. It wasn't anywhere near enough for this bowl of cereal. :(

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Make sure you eat every last bit of it, too. If you send back mermites with anything left, they won't give you as much food next time!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:dogbutton:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Two Finger is using his two fingers appropriately. :colbert:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
No, ceaselessly staring at a phone is still loving weird, regardless of how many people are doing it.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
enlisted.jpg

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Two Finger posted:

never seen that but i just watched we were soldiers again


WHY AIN'T THESE MORTARS FIRING
"Are you the loving weatherman now?"

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:pcgaming:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF58Lsvqg5E

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