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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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EVERY MORNING I OPEN PALM SLAM MY TAPE OF WHY EBB IS A BITCH INTO THE PLAYER. THEN I START DOING THE HAKA. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. CHANTING AND POUNDING MY CHEST BEFORE A DAY OF PROTESTING INJUSTICE. NOT MANY PEOPLE CAN SAY THEY FIGHT THE POWER ON AN INTERNET FORUM. I CAN SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUT LOUD EVERY DAY TO PEOPLE AND ASK THEM TO HOLD SIGNS SO I CAN TAKE PHOTOS TO POST TO THIS THREAD. ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE AROUND NZ CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND I'VE LEARNED ALL THE WORDS AND I'VE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY HOUSE LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING IT ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Ka mate Ka mate
It is death It is death

Ka ora Ka ora
It is life It is life
Ka mate Ka mate
It is death It is death

Ka ora Ka ora
It is life It is life

Tenei Te Tangata Puhuruhuru
This is the hairy man

Nana i tiki mai whakawhiti te ra
Who caused the sun to shine again for me

Upane Upane
Up the ladder Up the ladder

Upane Kaupane
Up to the top

Whiti te ra
The sun shines!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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fuckin lmbo at the groom looking scared shitless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUbx-AcDgXo

Comrade Blyatlov
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hey ebb i found some instructions on how to do the haka

form up behind me and follow my lead

go into a pose like you're about to deadlift so legs bent

bend as far down as you can

suck my dick from the back

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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for the new page

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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oh and here's a haiku for you

american football
for bitches like EBB
rugby forever

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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quintuple post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBZINtS0ec

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Pesticide20 posted:

I don't get the gimmick he's going with right now, so I guess keep probating

it's more that i was babysitting a yacht for the weekend and couldn't leave so it gave me something to do :shrug:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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also katy perry showing her support for the true ik

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Aug 4, 2007


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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

you get shark game set up you kiwi bastard?


yeah i'm set up haven't played it yet but let's have a crack sometime

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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reporting as ordered sir

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Feb 7, 2017

Comrade Blyatlov
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that is loving stunning

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one of mine, sunrise somewhere off the coast of australia

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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everyone always says it but photo just couldn't capture it, when the waves were just right it looked like the whole ocean was on fire

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Aug 4, 2007


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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i cant see the gun in this one

that's because it's in australia

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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yo holly bloops you get around to trying that barbecue sauce yet?

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Aug 4, 2007


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holocaust bloopers posted:

Not yet my man but I've got chicken in the fridge so this week. Sauce after cooking? I'm gonna toss the chicken in a cast iron pan.

yeah i generally heat it through while the food's cooking and serve it on top but i guess you could apply it before hand i've not really done that

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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this just in



john wick still loving owns

plus bridget regan :allears:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Also jfc Heat kicks all kinds of rear end

But in bullshit news John Wick 2 isn't getting an NZ cinema release.




Guess I'm moving to trumpland after all

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Heat has some of the most realistic tactics in a movie and is just badass.

that gunfight, i don't even need to say which one is incredible

apparently according to IMDB Andy McNab of the SAS and Bravo Two Zero fame was the technical coordinator so that would make sense

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Pesticide20 posted:

Wrestling is good and nobody should ever feel bad for enjoying it

celebrity deathmatch also

Comrade Blyatlov
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i watched to movie "chopper" last night, about infamous australian criminal mark "chopper" read, as portrayed by eric bana and a rubber cock. after watching said film, i read a wiki about this guy, and not only did it reveal that 90% of the movie was made up bullshit, but it also left me wondering why a nation of criminals living on a prison island would be so enamored with such a loving doofy loser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y

also his airport security one is pretty loving good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-k5h8arZYM&t=2s

Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Feb 12, 2017

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i actually procured a bunch of harden the gently caress up wristbands a few years back after seeing this vid

One of my dutch mates is caled Stefan. It made me so happy when I could finally get someone with that video

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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like as someone who knows gently caress all about guns or gunplay is what he's doing there good
it looks cool but idk

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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The Rat posted:

If I had lots of time and money, you bet your rear end that's what I'd be doing.

Well, that and climbing mountaintops over glacial lakes and screaming at the sky with my AK.


e: Watch this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3P1ejh9pGs

this was really good i'll have to watch a few others of his

wtfffffffffffffffff keanu is 52????

Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Feb 13, 2017

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The Rat posted:

Yeah he does good poo poo. The Fury Road one is excellent as well.

yeah i watched that and the one on the dark knight as well

dude is good

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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just finished season 2 of man in the high castle


it loving owned

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The Rat posted:

Yeah he does good poo poo. The Fury Road one is excellent as well.

his one on sunshine was fantastic too

i've always loved that film but never been able to verbalise why and he nails it

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yeah i gotta admit i only really half-watched the first few episodes, they were on in the background and i glanced at the screen every so often
last half of the season owned though

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Pesticide20 posted:

I'm waiting to get into the DFAC and eat but there's no KP working the register. Half the lights are on, but I smell food. I honestly can't tell if this place is open or closed at the moment. I'd eat somewhere else but I'm forced to pay $300 a month for this poo poo.

service guarantees citizenship, comrade

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Her Majesty's photo shall stand on the wall of this Cafe Herpes Dining Facility of Excellence

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Aug 4, 2007


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MA-Horus posted:

SALUTE THE PORTRAIT OF HER MAJESTY BEFORE REMOVING YOUR HEADDRESS

UNLESS YOU ARE ARTILLERY

Comrade Blyatlov
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If he isn't a good enough planner to make sure he had enough milk before eating I'd say that's a field grade right there

People on the ground are reporting he didn't even salute the queen

Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Feb 17, 2017

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgF9VTXITco&t=12s

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Zeris posted:

I'm starting to wonder whether IKs are a net positive for this forum

honestly i think EBB was the best IK we ever had this new guy is useless and the people are already against him

all in favour of impeachment say aye

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Rough Lobster posted:

What the gently caress is happening in this forum I just come here for the titties and the doggies

the things that really matter

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