Drunk Moose Thunderdome 2017: Gotta use my 30s to erase the mistakes of my 20s

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beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I dunno wtf is going on in here but my drunk thread is closed 🤷🏻‍♂️

# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 22:17

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 00:48

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

that sounds awful

# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 22:20

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

joat mon posted:

Mr. Lieutenant, why don't you have a seat in this room, over here. How would you like your steak done? We have a variety of entertainments for various tastes. Unfortunately, we cannot not honor meatstick-in-orifice requests. That one has already been ruined for us.
Does that Coke need anything else? Rum? Jack?

Makers and 7 my good man

# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 23:02

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Blarrrrrrrghhh am drunk

# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 03:35

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Don't look a gift butt in the mouth

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 19:49

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

How difficult is it to keep the same phone number when switching carriers? I've had AT&T since it was loving Cingular just because I don't want to have to change numbers, but they keep upping the price on my old grandfathered unlimited plan & they no longer subsidize prices on new phones, so basically gently caress them if I can keep (225) 287-****

If any intrepid goon wants to send out a 10,000 dick pics then you got me bro

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 19:08

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

two finger has gone mad with idiot power

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 22:37

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

SwampDonkey posted:

The porno chick I dated had done girl girl scenes in a parody of a tv show.

Post the link donkey

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 00:08

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Whatever

god

Come at me bro

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 02:34

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Pesticide20 posted:

Respectfully requesting we change the name of this thread in tribute to Bill Paxton

Oh what the gently caress ☹️

I was watching Tombstone last night

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 21:02

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

you pick dude

lmbo Freddy avs for everyone

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 03:30

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mike-o posted:

ALL HAIL DICKBUG

http://i.imgur.com/H9gi434.gifv

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 00:48

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

SwampDonkey posted:

https://twitter.com/MistyHewglie/status/723371758326149120

goddamn if this ain't a probation idk what is

# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 01:26

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

orange juche posted:

Meth makes you age real fuckin fast.

someone shop the ziggy stardust face paint onto age 32

# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 02:30

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/nap_dad/status/840209952174104576

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 05:44

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Genocide Tendency posted:

Not that this is even relevant but it reminded me of the time I was at a Starbucks getting coffee, saw a FIAT 500 pull up and a dude wearing a polo shirt with a Ferrari logo on it get out.

Perhaps when the Ferrari dealer services your 458 Italia they give you a loaner FIAT 500 to tool around in.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 02:26

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

True, cause otherwise the Ferrari owner would actually have to, like, drive their Ferrari.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 02:34

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

John C Reilly as Morpheus and Jeff Goldbloom as Agent Smith

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 04:22

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Two Finger posted:

Karl Urban for neo

And he never takes off his Dredd mask

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 04:48

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

what the gently caress is even happening

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 03:49

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

E readers are cool cause no one has to know I'm reading smut romance novels

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 04:14

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Genocide Tendency posted:

Yea.. If I get into this year's Secret Santa, guess what someone is getting.

Ooooo pick me pick me

# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 03:00

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Man I feel really out of touch with this new generation that's only like 10 years younger than me

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 22:53

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I used to be with "it" but now "it" is butt chugging lovely sodas and idk if I wanna be with that anyways

# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 00:37

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

It appears everyone's av's have been swapped. I will murder whoever has mine.

Oh word 🤔

Nah mines good

# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 02:17

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Woof Blitzer posted:

Make this guys av a Dixie flag thanks

I'll take it

Long live on he confderacy

# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 04:15

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mike-o posted:

oh poo poo oka this really is new rick and morty good.

ooooooooh DVR you Rucker you'd batter hav this saved when I get home or so help me

# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 04:35

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I shaved my beard a while ago and tri d having handlebar mustache for a minute. It was too glrious for this world and I had to shave it off p much immediaty.

Now I have like just longer thwn stubble beard and I feel liken all my powers are gone akin so Samson

# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 04:53

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I did go hitler for a minute but all I could think of was "wow michael Jordan rocked a hitlar stache during a nationwid ad campaigns dude must have lost a bet or something"

# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 04:58

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Welp, back's out for the day.

Time to move as little as possible while laying on the floor the rest of the day.

What's up there horrible back buddy

I've got 3 bulging discs and frequently can't move for days at a time :thumbsup:

# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 19:55

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Haji Dangerfield is my spirit animal

# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 00:25

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Always knew blue ranger had moves

# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 01:09

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

She cut her hair off but I still love her

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 21:00

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I dunno man she has a Bieber look going on there with the hood.

She could be wearing Bieber's face like Hannibal Lector and still be a 10.

Idk maybe an 11 at that point

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 22:10

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Two Finger posted:

Alright which one of you moved to nz and started a drilling company

Idk but can you get us some of those stickers 🤔

# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 02:45

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I don't know about you fucks, but Better Call Saul is new and on right the gently caress now. Mountain time, at least.

I wanna be Mike when I grow up

# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 03:18

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Kawasaki Nun posted:

Goddamn my girlfriend earns twice what I do now that I've gotten a raise. I need to either get more attractive or more charming or I'm gonna be SoL

It's ok to not be the breadwinner my dude. Just enjoy having the extra disposable income.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 13:33

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Wrote SMDFTB on the memo line of a check paying a parking ticket

Yea rage against the machine bro

# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 18:05

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Zeris posted:

So post here if you think you're cool enough to handle it

HI THERE, WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE I COULD PURCHASE A MARIJUANA CIGARETTE.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 02:39

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 00:48

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Im the fluorescent pink circle around Logan

# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 02:03

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