Drunk Moose Thunderdome 2017: Gotta use my 30s to erase the mistakes of my 20s

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maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

ok new game guess the movie i'm thinking of from the song, it was in the soundtrack. Easy one NO GOOGLING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRvCvsRp5ho

That Summer I Did Your Mom

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 01:39

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 04:00

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

We dont even have a board for Trumps photo to be on just our entirely too happy for a photo chain of command :/

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 02:53

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

ALCON,

Command post exercise reports missing radio. DFAC and all other areas prohibited until police call to find radio successful

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 04:25

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

In other news guess who is currently on a CPX where a radio got lost

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 04:25

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Update this was a training scenario in anticipation of when someone for sure loses a radio for real

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 04:59

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Godholio posted:

Just got a mass email from the command post that a radio turned up missing during the exercise.

Ok, no reason to panic, we recalled all personnel who just got off 16 hour watches from the 8 hour down time for a roll call for a class next week, we'll just have them help sweep the area before they go back on. And since they're there they can participate in the radio accountability spot training.

Let's assign someone to the mess tent to make sure they aren't trying to draw rations outside the allotted hours, we aren't responsible for them planning getting their own chow. Wait, most of these guys live in the barracks and we are? Just close the mess tent until further notice then don't want them trying to skate out of their responsibilities for a chow break.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 17:21

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

What the gently caress is going on I'm just TAD for a FTX, is everyone here always this ate up?

# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 20:53

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

I coordinated bag nasties for pick up today 09 with SFC Drungus two days ago at 13, now they get told by SSGT Pepple Drungus is on terminal and you don't do to go bags, what the gently caress?

# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 18:19

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

I KNOW WHAT BOYS WANT

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# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 17:23

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

aussies ain't bright

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 01:39

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

He can do no wrong

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 16:12

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b-gBds6v6Ak

PYF anti Christian black metal by an artist who is a horrible person

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 16:16

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

what the gently caress is this nerd poo poo you know we can just watch porn right

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 19:47

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

been listening to these dudes lately. dunno if theyre anti xtian, but they appear to be pro zeus. also possible theyre golden dawn since theyre greek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyBTzFovip4

right wing nationalism and paganism seem to be the best building blocks for black metal

unfortunately the mighty darkthrone is the exception not the rule

my favorite part of until the light takes us was fenriz watching frost stab a couch on video looking confused at why he would do that

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 20:42

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7yguSkVd2rk

these dudes are extremely awesome as well, they're from Poland. they seem to just be very nihilistic and misanthropic

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 20:52

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

There was a Japanese line? I just remember great chow til the ship went out then chicken nuggets and grilled cheese for dinner. Then the ship got back and the food got worse.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 01:47

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

DownByTheWooter posted:

whoa did you only eat at the flight line galley hahaha

there was a main base galley where they had dfac standards on one line, and for lunchtime only, there was a japanese line that had ramen tuesday, curry rice wednesday etc it was really good

edit: but I mean I was with the air wing so I have no idea what Atsugi is like without 13,000 additional morons on base

I only ate at the main galley, when we were there lunch offerings were burgers and cheesesteaks. I guess that was part of an anti local cuisine initiative

# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 18:08

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

First you gave my guys spoiled milk during FTX now we deal with this poo poo? gently caress this TAD

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 02:49

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

orange juche posted:

If this is the NZ Navy where's my rum ration

Cool story your IK wouldn't know about any of that for REASONS

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 22:31

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Hey have you guys heard of this new thing called heroin? It's awesome

The cool thing about heroin is you realize fast how much better life is with it so you have a new hobby and lifestyle

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 17:47

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

That was nice of that girl to do drugs in your home and tell you why you shouldn't be bothered they are doing drugs in your home without having asked

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 19:57

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

SwampDonkey posted:

The person I was replying to had nothing to do with the event in question.

you sound like a fuckin' dildo, namaste

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 21:05

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Had he been the one tripping it would've been appropriate but as noted it was his friend so I don't think transitive property of my boy was on drugs loving this chick ergo it's cool for her to do weird drugs in my place applies

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 21:29

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

SwampDonkey posted:

You're easily upset. Noted.

Can it be a large black dildo?

i was thinking purple but black is a good standard. what are your thoughts on ribbed/novelty molds versus life realistic?

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 21:30

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Flikken posted:

He wasn't the one that did it, he posted his opinion of another's story.

Edit: it was Kawasaki Nun's story. This is truly the dumbest of slap fights developing.

next we're going to see who had the toughest boot camp by comparing stories

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 21:34

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

the only way to get a new av is piss someone off so bad they rage purchase something, imo

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 03:50

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Well, I'm quite possibly getting in way over my head. Paddling out to north shore tomorrow in double overhead waves.

Here's to not drowning.

Yeah that is probably not a good idea but gently caress it the Aussies stupid their way through that poo poo out there all the time and we are way dumber than them, you got this

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 16:38

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

bummer. has anyone fought or gotten alcohol poisoning yet?

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 04:23

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

the ocassion doesn't matter wearing a Navy dress uniform makes you numero uno gay lord and not the good gay but the kind where you're a Navy sailor in the dress uniform

# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 18:57

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

lite_sleepr posted:

I suppose this is the place to dump this here post.

For a 1st gen iPad sized $230 e-reader it better be

Not as odd as this one.

I'm gonna miss this 14 year old account, but perhaps the ban this will net me will help me focus on more important stuff.

Shim you seriously probated me because I intentionally misspelled and made fun of a name you thought up while high? You have a pretty lofty opinion of yourself to say the least. Wait, you

meant to quote but hit edit? Were you not tipped off that you were editing a post when you had to delete my post and type in your own? Of course not, you can barely function. In fact, I'm not the edge lord for having a different opinion concerning how I read books. If anyone is the edge lord it's you, with your fresh and witty new catchphrase about jet fuel and steel beams! WOWWOWOWOW you sure owned me with that one! High as giraffe pussy and highdeas!!!! How many joints did it take to string that one together? JFC has the bar for edgy posting really been lowered so low?

Look at me, look at me! I do drugs!

Everything you post about is somehow drug related. Thinking back to your legitimately horrible stream of consciousness posting it all revolves around having just got high, or you're about to get high. Lol then some lazy retard thought it would be cool to give you mod powers, and you abuse them to win brownie points by editing posts and throwing out legitimately irrelevant probations. You comport yourself like a teenager, posting about how you got 'as high as giraffe pussy,' and came up with the real highlarious username 'EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS.' You sure you don't post on 4chan, cause you are deffo 'chan material m8 TOP KEK. Or maybe you could write memes for 9gag. 9gag users seem to be your kind of demo, skeez. You're like the kid who takes loud, obnoxious bong hits with an open mic on mumble, just so everyone knows how cool he is with his drug use. We get it shim, you do drugs and that makes you soooooo radical.

It seems that, in a sort of hands off approach to fill the moderator shoes N4I left him, Zeris has decided to give power to the people by appointing Idiot Kings and letting them run wild. Look at what you're probating. A lame burn about a user name you came up with while stoned, and then

trying to ban someone for 4,166 days for what? Because it's funny and you can? Zeris is letting man child assholes like you turn this forum into your own personal club house with probations so arbitrary and completely out of line with the forum rules, and this subforum rules. I chuckle at the irony of the rules thread that says 'This place isn't FYAD lite,' but it's being run exactly like FYAD. I thought you internet wizards had your own IRC channel to hang out in. Go lord over people on the internet in there. Seriously, did you really have such a traumatic air force career answering phones and pushing papers while sitting in a 9AXXX AFSC for a year that you need to self-medicate so heavily? Do you suppose you could ratchet up the intolerable and genuinely lovely person dial, and step up to more heavy drugs? Maybe, Good Lord willing, you can be the next goon to be found O/D'd in your driveway by his wife. At least then after your wife cashes your VGLI and runs off with Jodi, you can finally say you did something to help her support you.

Saying e-readers suck is edgy? Jeez if I'm considered 2edgy4u then I just don't know. I don't think I've said more than 10 words to you and you've been nothing but an rear end in a top hat. When I was going through my bullshit in November you admitted to being an rear end in a top hat, but then offered to let me PM you about my issues, but it's nice to see it was a hollow gesture.

Just think, you could be blissfully unaware of a lot of things had you had the balls to take a step off that deck railing

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Same

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 02:07

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

i have a friend who retired e-6 from the air force but he also picked up multiple DUI's and a shitload of article 15's, which i figured is the acceptable jacket to have if you retired e-6

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 03:51

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

he's right, Jared Leto's band sucks

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 03:27

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

DON'T REVEAL OUR HETERO SECRETS! THIS IS HOW THEY STRATEGIZE

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 05:17

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Someone replaced my avatar that lets people know I have VERY specific thoughts and feelings w/r/t races mixing

# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 03:42

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Don't worry we're gaining a new 2LT quartermaster this week who will get this DFAC into order, hua?

# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 04:12

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

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# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 19:54

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

gently caress you if you're still in

a) there's a poll where 66% of people think that's about right or no it's worse
b) anyone who thinks it's better than that are knife handing their screen in a rage over the specialists rank insignia being crooked

# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 16:40

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

They do some good work, the report on 27 troops dying (but people only being sad about 4) really shined a light on some tough issues

# ¿ May 6, 2017 02:09

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maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

"Thank YOU for paying taxes." Is my normal response.

this always

# ¿ May 7, 2017 01:19

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