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Ugh some chucklefuck left his 3 day bag unattended in the DFAC and someone's called the K-9 unit to sniff for bombs. Unfortunately there's been some recent Budget cuts to the MWD program so you'll be dealing mostly with raw recruits. Might be good to keep the dogges around for a while, better safe than sorry.
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Incels are funny because literally every organism in their direct ancestry has managed to gently caress AT LEAST ONCE. Countless generations of people, and monkeys before them, and tree possums, and slime molds before that. They all managed to bump uglies enough to reproduce and create offspring. But the buck stops with Friendzone Freddy. It's pretty funny. ---- Unrelated to losers, the Kindle store had all the Conan the Barbarian stories for free a while back (they still might). My experience with other books written in the same time period (mainly Lovecraft) was spotty, but drat the Conan stories are pretty kick rear end so far.
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Two Finger posted:reporting as ordered sir Goddamn that last one
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Feb 7, 2017 03:19
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:gonna put this sick Baroness album cover on the side of my van I like Baroness but these chicks looks like they all have FAS
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Feb 7, 2017 18:57
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You got good taste in music, bro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI7H4gfrzPo
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Feb 8, 2017 02:20
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I will volunteer for KP duty because I don't really post anywhere else in GiP also I kinda suck Hope you fuckers are psyched for lots and lots of dry-rear end baked chicken! We'll have stale french fries on weekends too.
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Feb 8, 2017 16:20
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MurderBot posted:Does this DFAC have club soda because I like bubbles in my water but aspartame causes my autism to act up. No but I can give you one of those lovely little brown straws and you can blow your own bubbles big boss. Hillary Clintons Thong posted:i'm waiting for a RE7 price drop. I hear its good but it sounds more serious than I think I'd like. I'm a weirdo who liked elbow smashing fuckers in 6, poo poo made me laugh
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Feb 10, 2017 05:12
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Also the water coming out of the faucet at the dishwashing station is really drat hot. Like maybe illegal working conditions hot Could someone be a bro and submit an ICE comment about that
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Feb 10, 2017 05:15
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:hey two finger you notice any bright flashes off light off in the west? *converts to Fahrenheit* Chris Almighty, it not only looks like the Eye of Sauron, it probably feels like it.
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Feb 10, 2017 22:13
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orange juche posted:I have a question, does this DFAC boast about a 5 star rating like the chow hall on base in Japan did? Go on Yelp or Google maps to find the truth. Although, it may be better to stay ignorant... I just PCS'd, when I was trying to find my way back to my new duty station my phone died and I was in the middle of nowhere. I was idling in a gas station parking lot when, like a guiding angel, I saw a bright yellow Jeep with a bunch of decals pull in. Molon Labe, the Punisher skull, the loving Juggalo axe guy. There was no doubt in my mind who I needed to follow to get back.
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Feb 11, 2017 22:32
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Jesus a Chuck Tingle live appearance? I'm not sure I'm ready. I'm not sure I want to know what he looks like because I'm not sure it can compete with the vision in my mind.
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Feb 11, 2017 22:34
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Pesticide20 posted:I'm waiting to get into the DFAC and eat but there's no KP working the register. Half the lights are on, but I smell food. I honestly can't tell if this place is open or closed at the moment. I'd eat somewhere else but I'm forced to pay $300 a month for this poo poo. I work the midnight chow shift you fat son of a bitch
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Feb 14, 2017 00:10
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And the KP guy doesn't work the register that's the purview of the hefty Filipina dependant who's always in a bad mood. She wields more power than the installation commander in these parts.
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A friend of mine was doing RAP and told me that he drove potential recruits on base for tours. Apparently this includes the DFAC. I thought they were trying to recruit dudes not scare them away.
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Feb 14, 2017 23:07
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECa8Py3pjow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3Bi38M_ZTI
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You just know the royals like to go slumming from time to time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCuMWrfXG4E
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Feb 17, 2017 04:07
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Mustang posted:Apparently hot chow is cheaper than MREs so they try to get us hot chow as much as they can. But that's just here on Lewis. I'd imagine it's quite a bit cheaper to send a few cauldrons of hot ham water rather than actual food.
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Feb 17, 2017 21:10
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What the gently caress is happening in this forum I just come here for the titties and the doggies
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Feb 19, 2017 01:51
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strip the royalty of everything they own and throw them out into alleyways and canals The one dude who flies the helicopter gets to keep his helicopter though
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Feb 19, 2017 22:32
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At this point, I've noticed you look like a weirdo if you're not on your phone all the drat time in public. I hate it. I was waiting for a bus somewhere and was just thinking and some guy was like "Need something bro?" because I was looking vaguely in his direction with my eye completely unfocused. Sorry numbnuts I forgot my glowy rectangle at home I didn't mean to look near you!
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Feb 20, 2017 07:20
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If anyone thinks doing coke is a good idea remember that TCC exists as a lesson to us all
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Feb 26, 2017 06:03
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Pesticide20 posted:Respectfully requesting we change the name of this thread in tribute to Bill Paxton RIP Bill Paxton, I think about him every single time I have to go to an all call or any similar situation in which questions are fielded to the unwilling and apathetic masses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGdc6APHfEw
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Feb 27, 2017 03:20
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The Thing sequel lookin hosed up
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Nah I wish though. I hope if they do one it has a gnarly sex scene, there's just so much horror you can make with that.
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Mar 6, 2017 06:44
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Can we talk for a minute about Captain D's, which is somehow a less classy Long John Silver's?
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So if I'm walking my dog in my neighborhood and he's gotta drop a fat turd in someone's yard right near the sidewalk, it's cool unless I don't pick that poo poo up right? Because I always clean up after my dog and it's not like I can tell him which grass is cool to dump on and which isn't. One of my neighbors came out right as I was bagging and tagging and proceeded to give me some serious stink eye. Have I violated some obscure suburban taboo?
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