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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
someone jacked off in a ketchup dispenser. the game is choosing the right one

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Aug 9, 2009

Mike-o posted:

I. SITUATION
A. ENEMY FORCES -
ENEMY IS COMPOSED OF ALL WHO WOULD OPPOSE SS-18 SATAN HAIL HIS NAME, THY RADIATION AND HEAT SHALL COME WITH THY PASSING, ALSO ANY ANIME TOUCHERS SHALL BE EXPLICITLY TARGETED (HAIL)

B. FRIENDLY FORCES -
ALL WHO PRAISE HIS NAME (HAIL) SHALL RECEIVE HIS BLESSING OF SEEING HIS GLORY CLEANSE THIS EARTH, FOLLOWED BY A QUICK DEATH. BLESSED IS HIS PROPHET CURTIS LEMAY

C. ATTACHMENTS/DETACHMENTS -
HIS MULTIPLE INDEPENDENTLY TARGETABLE REENTRY VEHICLES OF BURNING RIGHTEOUSNESS SHALL DETACH FROM HIS ROCKET BOOSTER ON A SUBORBITAL TRAJECTORY AND RELEASE THE FURY OF A THOUSANDS SUNS UPON HIS ENEMIES THE HUMAN RACE (HAIL)

D. CIVIL/TERRAIN CONSIDERATIONS -
ALL SINNERS ABOVE GROUND SHALL BE OBLITERATED, ANY SINNERS UNDERGROUND SHALL BE HIT WITH TACTICAL NUKES

II. MISSION
HAIL SS-18 SATAN HIS MISSION IS TO CLEANSE THIS EARTH WITH HIS PASSING, LEAVING THE EARTH FOR SOME OTHER SPECIES TO HAVE A BETTER GO AT IT, HAIL & AMEN

III. EXECUTION
THE RED BUTTON SHALL BE PRESSED AND ALL SHALL COWER IN FEAR AT HIS HEAT, LIGHT, AND RADIATION

IV. ADMINISTRATION/LOGISTICS (SUSTAINMENT)
THERE IS NOTHING TO ADMINISTER WHEN ALL IS ASH

V. COMMAND/SIGNAL (COMMAND AND CONTROL)
A. SIGNAL -
THE ONLY SIGNAL WILL BE A BRIGHT FLASH, BRIGHTER THAN A THOUSAND SUNS. DUCKING AND COVERING WILL NOT HELP YOU.
B. COMMAND
THE ONLY COMMAND WILL BE WHEN THE ORANGE ONE COMMANDS HIS MINIONS TO RELEASE OUR SAVIOR TO PASS OVER THIS EARTH

ALL HAIL SS-18 SATAN MAY HIS PASSING CLEANSE THE WORLD AND ALL HAIL HIS AGENT HERE ON EARTH PRESIDENT PUTIN

BY THE ALLFATHER PUTIN THE MOST GLORIOUS SON SS-18 SATAN AND BY THE HOLY SPIRIT OF DESTRUCTION LET THE EARTH BE BATHED IN ETERNAL LIGHT LET CHAOS RULE LET THE GLORIOUS NEW SUNS ARISE AND LET US WATCH THE END OF ALL THINGS IN 4K IN OPPENHEIMER'S NAME AMEN










:worship:

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Aug 9, 2009

Two Finger posted:

fuckin lmbo at the groom looking scared shitless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUbx-AcDgXo

its super weird when white people do hakas

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
you get shark game set up you kiwi bastard?

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Aug 9, 2009

Two Finger posted:

one of mine, sunrise somewhere off the coast of australia


i cant see the gun in this one

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

gently caress helicopters

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
the game was fine, but this song is my favorite thing about the new resident evil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0afsn_W5rk

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

i'm waiting for a RE7 price drop. I hear its good but it sounds more serious than I think I'd like. I'm a weirdo who liked elbow smashing fuckers in 6, poo poo made me laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uttV1VZUgQQ

the upfront seriousness is kind of a fakeout. its bug gently caress crazy like every resident evil game

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
the moment right before the final boss was almost poignant and at the end i was laughin my butt off at how absurd it was

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4Myo0QjwE0

:slick:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
i watched to movie "chopper" last night, about infamous australian criminal mark "chopper" read, as portrayed by eric bana and a rubber cock. after watching said film, i read a wiki about this guy, and not only did it reveal that 90% of the movie was made up bullshit, but it also left me wondering why a nation of criminals living on a prison island would be so enamored with such a loving doofy loser

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

loving hemispheres, how do they work?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

still love you, my schizo jewish weed liege

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

i actually procured a bunch of harden the gently caress up wristbands a few years back after seeing this vid

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Aug 9, 2009

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Don't feel bad. I had a bunch of stickers from the GBS Church of Xenu days. Just said Hail Xenu and I put up a few around the scientology temple in Nashville. They never stayed up long.

no ragrats

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

maffew buildings posted:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b-gBds6v6Ak

PYF anti Christian black metal by an artist who is a horrible person

been listening to these dudes lately. dunno if theyre anti xtian, but they appear to be pro zeus. also possible theyre golden dawn since theyre greek :shrug:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyBTzFovip4

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DOPkHrW5bA

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOibIxl3dLo

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

:catstare:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpr8oqyjKIc

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
keep in mind its basically part of his hilariously well paying job to shoot like that. and hes got the time and money to get good as gently caress regardless

still dont mean he isnt rad as gently caress tho

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
definitely, most actors are just in it for the check, put in the bare amount possible and let them clean it up in editing or whatever

keanu seems pretty passionate about it and thats nifty

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
the metal thread is hosed, should probably be put down then we can adopt a new one

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

:catstare: dont play lol please


2 fing when we gonna shark again?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

is that a league of legends joke because trust me i'll never recommend that poo poo i've never played any of that stuff, I shower daily

more dismay than a joke but thats good to hear

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
an ik that uses his probation power judiciously is a good one

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
watching the slow transition of people talking to one another during breaks and lunches at work to silently loving around on their phones over the years sure was something

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
just rewatched road to perdition for the first time since it came out. so fuckin good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGFLyA3u_rw

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
did i just watch some school girl give birth to a mini john?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
i dont get it

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
rip schneider

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
look at all these pussies talking about their pussy drugs. im on that u47700 poo poo, get on my level :okpos:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
you should deffo give gen kill a watch, its excellent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFLqya9_Ikk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFVfbPFADF4



also re: dien bien phu, if you wanna get severely depressed, go read hell in a very small place

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
its great that the actual fruity rudy played his own part

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Aug 9, 2009

Godholio posted:

I can't loving wait for The Mighty Eighth. Half a billion dollar budget, and 3 years of production.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBy_FIlcOJs

this looked good until the end with the entire sky blotted out by german fighters :rolleye:


the pacific is pretty goddamn great. i even enjoyed the first few episodes even though they were slower and weirdly paced for a war miniseries. theres definitely an obvious tonal shift midway through, but i suspect its due to them trying to stay true to the different source material they were using

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Aug 9, 2009

Godholio posted:

I'm inclined to agree, but the Luftwaffe was sending up 400+ aircraft to intercept the B-17s in 1942-43. The Kassel mission was '44, so the strategic bombing campaign should've had a noticeable effect, plus P-51 escorts. But a poo poo-ton of German fighters coming out of the sun isn't necessarily wrong. Depends how they write it.

kassel was bombed on a semi regular basis from 42-45, but by the raf. the trailer says its 1942. the raf flew 2 raids against kassel in 42. the only raid the 8th af flew against kassel was in 44, and it was comprised of 262 b24s. of course, it also says its inspired by true events. i suppose setting it in 42 gives them more dramatic license, since the luftwaffe hadnt been as badly kicked in the dick and there were no long range fighter escorts. for shits and giggles, i made a mockup of what 400 fighters would look like in the distance



its kind of hard to compare, due to graininess and also my brain just going gently caress this, too much too count, but it looks like way more than 400 specks in the trailer



its also pretty weird that they would all form up and come at the bomb group in one blob, instead of coming in from whatever direction their airfield was. kassel is literally in the middle of germany, so they wouldve flown past plenty of aerodromes, so the interceptors would probably be coming from every direction, not just ahead of them


i also counted 71 bombers in this shot, which seems to be taken from the middle of the bomber box, when the intro text said there were 65 b17s. so theyre playing fast and loose with numbers and reality here

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Aug 9, 2009

Godholio posted:

That's why I'm not terribly concerned by this...it's a trailer, and a really early one. If this show covers one loving mission, it's going to have to pull one hell of a rabbit out of its hat to be interesting. I wouldn't be surprised if it's footage from several different scenes spliced into a trailer, but who knows. I just want to watch the damned show.

Edit: V Or that.

sure, and to be honest if they just cut out or reworded the intro text, then a lot of the problems magically disappear. im just being obtuse. still excited to see it, i trust hanks and spielberg to do right by the subject

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
lmfbo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiBzVFkGQ_c

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
maybe cut out some of the explosion effect so you can get a couple frames of rens face in there. i think that part is pretty important to really enjoying the piece

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Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Hail our new overlord and master Shim

the messiah is risen!

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