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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Actually, this DFAC is closed today. If you want to go to the DFAC you have to go to the other side of the forums. I think there's one in D&D but I'm honestly not sure because the schedules changed last week and the new schedule hasn't been published yet.

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
The poo poo is always real in the DFAC. It's what you're eating.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Lol in Italy I was voluntold to go to the chaplain's breakfast. My leadership did not care about the fact that I am not religious.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
gently caress that I'm a civvie. Also, where's your replacement at?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

CSM will probably tell me to gently caress off and this will backfire on me BUT I DONT CARE


I'm still waiting to be relieved

CSM can suck my civilian dick. He's already taking my tax money, so I might as well get something out of it.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit


Here's my PT belt sarnt, may I enter the chow hall now?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
*banging on door*

*no answer*

gently caress it, I guess the DFAC is closed right now.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
There it is, the DFAC, and it looks like there isn't even a line. Before I go inside though I better do a little extra PT to show the pogs how badass of an infantryman I am. I guess I'll run up to the pullup bars and do at least ten pullups with perfect form, plus one extra for the Airborne Ranger in the sky. Alright, here I go.

One. That's not so bad.

Two. Oh yeah, I can feel my arms burning right now.

Three. Mmmmmmmmmmph... Okay, three. Got it. gently caress yeah.

Fooooooooooooooooouuu.... Foouuurrrrrrr-gently caress! My hands slipped. Trying again... Four! Got it!

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive, I think that counts. Yeah, that's good enough. You know what, there's nobody even around to impress with my awesome physique. Screw this.

I'll just go inside and start talking real loud about how I deserve a little extra breakfast for being the only Airborne hooah enough to do some pullups before going into the DFAC.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I'll take the bacon, biscuits and gravy, French toast, and an omelette.

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

"stay safe little pupper and get to feeling better :ohdear:"

Puppers are worth praying for

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I wonder if I can get Two Finger up to a two page rap sheet this month. It wouldn't be possible if he were the tiniest bit less salty.

I don't get the gimmick he's going with right now, so I guess keep probating

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I stole this from PYF in order to keep posting in here

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Lazy Reservist posted:

Re: Moto tats, anyone know any retards who got their stripes tattooed? Especially E-4 and below?

I've seen E-5 stripes on a guy that was busted to PFC

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

The Expanse is good and should be watched by all on Amazon Prime streaming.

It finally clicked for me after about halfway through the season. I read all the books as they were released and loved them, but I didn't like the show at all when it first started airing. Gave it a second chance and now I really enjoy it.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Kuroyama posted:

I got dates mixed up, and thought John Wick was coming out next week.

Now I've got an idea for something to do this weekend.

Don't forget about Lego Batman!

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Glad to see they're still playing wrestling in the DFAC.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Wrestling is good and nobody should ever feel bad for enjoying it

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I always read this thread title as Cafe Herpes and it's equally fitting

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Holy poo poo my girlfriend has never seen pterodactyl porn

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

I don't think I need to say that this is :nws: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56e961d32ce26

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Oh gently caress yeah I forgot about the new King Kong.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

For sure I'd agree with that but I'm just imagining like the leadership in that field.

I had a 0% loss rate on Basketballs for FY16 :smug: as an ncoer bullet and poo poo

I love how much thought you've put into this. You brighten my day and bring me good humor while I'm feeling hosed up. You're awesome HCT

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
:siren: https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/830238292595470340?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw :siren:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Vasudus posted:

It's a DoD thing. Centers of Excellence were/are created in response to a serious lack of [whatever]. There's a ton of them in medical, I work for several.

In typical DoD fashion, they kneejerk and create these places, throw way too much money at them, then scale them back until they're barely functional.

~*~EXCELLENCE~*~

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Holy poo poo the Lego Batman Movie. So good. Go see it. And John Wick 2, see that as well.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Yeah but Keanu is the new 52

:downsrim:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
edit: gently caress nevermind my bad please forgive me and enjoy this instead

http://i.imgur.com/qGfvk3q.mp4

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I'm waiting to get into the DFAC and eat but there's no KP working the register. Half the lights are on, but I smell food. I honestly can't tell if this place is open or closed at the moment. I'd eat somewhere else but I'm forced to pay $300 a month for this poo poo.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
It's all good, I went and got some Taco Bell and Popeye's instead.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
All credit where it's due this has been the source for my posts in the bump after taking a hit thread: American Nuclear Tests https://imgur.com/gallery/nAWM9

There are links to now galleries in there. Highly recommended.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5UU2TxOcZs

have some John Carpenter with your gross rear end food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1JYDmo19to

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Two Finger posted:

Her Majesty's photo shall stand on the wall of this Cafe Herpes Dining Facility of Excellence


Isn't she a lot older and more wrinkled?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Mustang posted:

This week while we were out in field getting rained on all week, our DFAC sent us "soup" for dinner. It was barely more than broth with a couple potatoes and if you were lucky maybe some meat.

It was easily the most disappointing dinner of my life

They sent you hot food? Jesus you do have it good.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

This is the better song, but both are good.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
What's the count for TCC posters that have died?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Respectfully requesting we change the name of this thread in tribute to Bill Paxton

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
The best thing Bill Paxton ever did https://youtu.be/9WRf6Q1o7PE

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
WCBS2's John Elliott seems like a nice guy

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I need to take a mental health day from work. I'm constantly on the verge of throwing poo poo at people today.

I took a break from school today. Yesterday had me all hosed up and depressed for whatever reason.

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