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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

shyduck posted:

Who wants to go in on some Anthony's Pizza

I'm good, I stopped by Robin Hood on the way in.

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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

CommieGIR posted:

BX on Warner Robins has: Subway, Charlies, Anthonys, Church's Chicken and a stand alone Burger King.

Plus there is some little Italian/Pizza place by the Officer's Club.

DFAC has good food, its free on Drill Weekends. Has grill and salad bar.

ha ha you're at robins though

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

DFAC? Never heard of it.

*goes off post, into checkpoint with actual armed guards and razor wire, shows badge, goes to eat at Secret Squirrel Sodexo Cafe*

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

hey lance corporal, what direction is YUT supposed to be

*laughs, goes to blend in with nearby generic couch due to ACU camouflage*

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

DownByTheWooter posted:

in a pinch you can just use a scarf

hard to make a scarf look like a vagina

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Zeris posted:

Maybe someone can shrink it? That's huge unfortunately.

Make a different version with a SHAME CUBE dropping for EBB.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

edit: never mind

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Six Hour Probations Real Hahahaha Lite Sleepr Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Lite Sleepr Close Your Eyes Haha

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I thought this was the CE thread for a second and was ready to rain probations. Mad Dragon, N4I: Shitpost away.

Comparing this thread to CE is like comparing a wedding celebration to a training camp.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Deathy McDeath posted:

Question: how does one go about importing a small squad of koreans?

Build either a Starport, Stargate, or research Ventral Sacs for your Overlords.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I will six-pool your mom.

Your mom's the expert at handling two barracks all-ins.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

orange juche posted:

What the gently caress does the kansas national guard, guard kansas from? Corn borers?

You misunderstand, the National Guard is to keep Kansas in.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

in a surprise to nobody ever, shim is thinking about dicks

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

:prepop:

you're no booblord, sir

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Well, yes, but you need 100% unshakeable proof beforehand.

Like, you need to be more sure than "enlisting with a degree is a bad idea" sure before you take that shot.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Also, Two Finger, you hug a fuckin penguin for me.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Naked Bear posted:

Welp, time to go take a drive to the nearest 24 hour Walmart, because I'm running out of traps. It's gonna be a long night. :bustem:

Just go browse e/n, OKCupid, or Tumblr, you'll find plenty of traps. You'll probably find them more easily if you claim to be a SOF marine.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Naked Bear posted:

I just heard something drop down through the wall!

Game on. :getin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dulfJo-NmWU&t=152s

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Booger Presley posted:

Just spent a fine day at the local chicken wing festival. Spent the day drinking various regional tasty brews and eating numerous sauces and varieties of chicken wings.

I bought a bunch of spices and seasoning and decided to make chili when I got home. Brewed up a decent pot of goodness then proceeded to spill molten chili all over my chair/lap/balls.

Happy 4th! I need a fancy name for this dangerous chili.

Capsaicin Vasectomy?

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Jerry Lee Lewis Chili, because it gives you great balls of fire?

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

I don't love Johnny.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Sometimes I like to smell like an ax?

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Smiling Jack posted:

the gently caress is the imp zone

shitposting about video games.

This is different from everywhere else on the site because

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013


Pour it onto them so that the trolley gets a delicious snack.

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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Vasudus posted:

The loving pineapple house jihad one absolutely slays me every time I see it.

Shittily edited but I lose my poo poo at this one.

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