Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu58ShRT15k

Two Finger posted:

Mike-o posted:

I. SITUATION
A. ENEMY FORCES -
ENEMY IS COMPOSED OF ALL WHO WOULD OPPOSE SS-18 SATAN HAIL HIS NAME, THY RADIATION AND HEAT SHALL COME WITH THY PASSING, ALSO ANY ANIME TOUCHERS SHALL BE EXPLICITLY TARGETED (HAIL)

B. FRIENDLY FORCES -
ALL WHO PRAISE HIS NAME (HAIL) SHALL RECEIVE HIS BLESSING OF SEEING HIS GLORY CLEANSE THIS EARTH, FOLLOWED BY A QUICK DEATH. BLESSED IS HIS PROPHET CURTIS LEMAY

C. ATTACHMENTS/DETACHMENTS -
HIS MULTIPLE INDEPENDENTLY TARGETABLE REENTRY VEHICLES OF BURNING RIGHTEOUSNESS SHALL DETACH FROM HIS ROCKET BOOSTER ON A SUBORBITAL TRAJECTORY AND RELEASE THE FURY OF A THOUSANDS SUNS UPON HIS ENEMIES THE HUMAN RACE (HAIL)

D. CIVIL/TERRAIN CONSIDERATIONS -
ALL SINNERS ABOVE GROUND SHALL BE OBLITERATED, ANY SINNERS UNDERGROUND SHALL BE HIT WITH TACTICAL NUKES

II. MISSION
HAIL SS-18 SATAN HIS MISSION IS TO CLEANSE THIS EARTH WITH HIS PASSING, LEAVING THE EARTH FOR SOME OTHER SPECIES TO HAVE A BETTER GO AT IT, HAIL & AMEN

III. EXECUTION
THE RED BUTTON SHALL BE PRESSED AND ALL SHALL COWER IN FEAR AT HIS HEAT, LIGHT, AND RADIATION

IV. ADMINISTRATION/LOGISTICS (SUSTAINMENT)
THERE IS NOTHING TO ADMINISTER WHEN ALL IS ASH

V. COMMAND/SIGNAL (COMMAND AND CONTROL)
A. SIGNAL -
THE ONLY SIGNAL WILL BE A BRIGHT FLASH, BRIGHTER THAN A THOUSAND SUNS. DUCKING AND COVERING WILL NOT HELP YOU.
B. COMMAND
THE ONLY COMMAND WILL BE WHEN THE ORANGE ONE COMMANDS HIS MINIONS TO RELEASE OUR SAVIOR TO PASS OVER THIS EARTH

ALL HAIL SS-18 SATAN MAY HIS PASSING CLEANSE THE WORLD AND ALL HAIL HIS AGENT HERE ON EARTH PRESIDENT PUTIN

BY THE ALLFATHER PUTIN THE MOST GLORIOUS SON SS-18 SATAN AND BY THE HOLY SPIRIT OF DESTRUCTION LET THE EARTH BE BATHED IN ETERNAL LIGHT LET CHAOS RULE LET THE GLORIOUS NEW SUNS ARISE AND LET US WATCH THE END OF ALL THINGS IN 4K IN OPPENHEIMER'S NAME AMEN

Mike-o posted:

Slim Pickens posted:

Yeah, that's a really fuckin bad day

Sorry n4m, was a whole stryker lost or something like that?

orange juche posted:

gently caress man, you weren't on board that thing were you?

Lazy Reservist posted:

That first one looks like an intel officer I worked with.

Re: Moto tats, anyone know any retards who got their stripes tattooed? Especially E-4 and below?

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

edit nevermind but I was lokoing for old pictures of me and have none lol

Two Finger posted:

Also jfc Heat kicks all kinds of rear end

But in bullshit news John Wick 2 isn't getting an NZ cinema release.




Guess I'm moving to trumpland after all

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpr8oqyjKIc

orange juche posted:

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

i just learned about the craziest poo poo on the radio....


COSMIC BINGO

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Mods?!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

an ik that uses his probation power judiciously is a good one

Mike-o posted:

Hey my dudes hail Bill Murray, I'm high as gently caress right now.

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

White people are ruining Dabs.

But I do love dabs.

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Man those pulse rifles are still the coolest hollywood gun ever made

not caring here posted:

If you're gonna be a short dude and wanna be tough guy, you're gonna need a lot more muscle than that, pipsqueak.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

ok so someone photoshopped the stomach tat, whats it suppose to reference?

Mike-o posted:

Triangle fingers

The Rat posted:

This goes here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiC9X_MoE1M

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i think reloaded is better than the first one

come at me

Reverand maynard posted:

I'm really drunk and just had a thought. Somewhere, somewhere, someone ahs run out of gas while running from the cops lol