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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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seprats bitches who eats at the dfac lol

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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The DFAC we had on our camp in korea was pretty decent until the manager of it got arrested for corruption or something, haha, good times.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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standing in line at the BK getting some nasty chicken fries

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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I ALWAYS VOLUNTEER BECAUSE i AM OORAH MOTIVATED

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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hell yeah, ncoer gonna look good with all these extra duties i'm taking :madmax:

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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I'm bored already :(

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZivJdI7nwHM

dope music

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg5C4la1GZQ

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu58ShRT15k

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1hgVcNzvzY

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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:yeah:

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMBk-O7D-R0

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbXvaE39wM

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QD5n98R_nk

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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ok new game guess the movie i'm thinking of from the song, it was in the soundtrack. Easy one NO GOOGLING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRvCvsRp5ho

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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maffew buildings posted:

That Summer I Did Your Mom

nice. classic mom joke

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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can someone do me a yuge favor tomorrow if they're still in and take a picture of the picture of all the leaders with Donald Trump up on the wall because I just wanna laugh at that

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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lol is that a real thing? That sounds lame and patronizing as gently caress

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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SO THERE AIRMEN DO YOU LIKE SPORTS

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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if I won the IK contest I would probate all negativity about the military just to watch GIP burn

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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Godholio posted:

Mine's still blank for President and SecDef.

I think you should correct this problem

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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well tell him you saw a muslim somewhere and you have a good few minutes

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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reported for no pt belt

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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lol

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps-i7w3tze8

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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holy loving poo poo that is top 10 dumbest poo poo i've heard from the military in awhile

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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y'all can only I have warm water I'm taking the soda, gatorade, and ice machines down because gently caress you thats why

in fact this poo poo is just serving butter noodles and undercooked rice from here on out

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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also all new posts must include a picture of your pt belt so that I know you're dressed in accordance with DFAC policies all violators will be reported to the CSM because I'm a huge baby who reports stuff

CHICKEN SHOES fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Feb 2, 2017

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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CSM will probably tell me to gently caress off and this will backfire on me BUT I DONT CARE

Pesticide20 posted:

gently caress that I'm a civvie. Also, where's your replacement at?

I'm still waiting to be relieved

CHICKEN SHOES fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Feb 2, 2017

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Somebody tell Joat Man to report for duty today or he's getting chain-probated for a month.


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

he's on probation for another 13 hours

that would not fly as an excuse in my army

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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I don't give a gently caress if he's on leave I said EVERY BODY LODDIE DODDIE AT FORMATION


leave is no excuse to avoid punishment, group punishment, FTXs what have you

what part of LODDIE DODDIE didn't you understand soldier

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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here is a belt if you can't be botehred to find your own

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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ASAPI posted:

But... He is in NTC... How is he supposed to get back here by 1800? (I heard we are getting released at the 1800 formation, after the in ranks inspection, safety brief, health and welfare inspection, and awards)

I want you and your first line in my office with a 4856 ready

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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ASAPI posted:

My first line is being detained by the MPs and the PLT SGT is locked in the the supply room yelling "TOO EASY". Besides, you yelled at me that last time they made me write my own 4856. And my profile says that I have to be released to go screw my wife so she can squeeze out a little tax deduction.

YOU know private its time you put your big boy pants on and remember that you're a Soldier 24/7 remember your army values I hope you're studied up because you have a Soldier of the month board tomorrow, I'll give you the MOI at around COB or maybe later hope your ASUs are ready

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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tonights song for your dining pleasure

every morning i palm slam this tape into my deck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cvljfwAyXQ

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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Also, I am playing this song in light of the ongoing political drama that is destroying GIP. I am looking forward to a happy day on which I will pretend this song isn't about the collapse of the USSR but rather about the forums

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwpjsToHzAE

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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this song is about me being lonely on KP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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tfw you log on to a probation message

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKhN1t_7PEY

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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do you think there is some chow hall E7 out there that likes and wants to be called "mess hall daddy" or however that cadence goes or he gets real pumped up like "gently caress yeah" on his company run if they even do company runs??


like YEAH FIRST IN LAST OUT 92G BABY

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