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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Some decent integrity with this young man.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Had a hankering for starship troopers and realized it's 20 years old. Still dumb fun.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


not caring here posted:

If you're gonna be a short dude and wanna be tough guy, you're gonna need a lot more muscle than that, pipsqueak.

used the edge of the board thats brutal

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


maffew buildings posted:

bummer. has anyone fought or gotten alcohol poisoning yet?

It's not friday night yet.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



drat that came out 20 years ago....

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Booblord Zagats posted:

Or underwhelming tits, either

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Honest mistake.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

thats a weird nickname for your parents to give you

No that would "ticket out of the house under a domineering religious rear end in a top hat father".

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Naked Bear posted:

Remembered this tune earlier and it's stuck in my head, so now you all must suffer with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziLagAgoPCE

But that's a good song?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

well thats quite a mouthful






which incidentally is what your mother calls me! booooom!

heh

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Even british girls in dreams cant have straight teeth.

Man I use to love this album so loving much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJS3xnD7Mus

Original friend zoned song.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Did he lose a bet or something?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

He's an E5 right? Is it some sort of fleet week thing I just don't understand why you'd want to wear a dress uniform, especially white ones, to a bar, just seems like a bad idea all around!

edit: to be fair though those navy dress ones like that look way more comfortable than the greens or even the asu's in the army

They are really tight in the groin and quite see-through.

YMMV but I got pretty thick.... thighs... and the material is polyester so pretty cheap to replace.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


MurderBot posted:

No real rounds are going to be fired, just simunitions. That being said, I really want to build up an AR-15 but money and whatnot make that a future goal I suppose.

The course is like 5 days of tactical combat casualty care/S.W.A.T medic training. So a bunch of info on keeping airways open, stopping bleeding and needling lungs, then we get OC sprayed and tazered, learn how to clear rooms or some poo poo in a medic role and, i'm gonna say it, FTX's per the "syllabus."

They denied the class that's down in Texas because it was too expensive so this one is in Idaho and seems legit? Either way it's free, I'll take it.

Who's the instructors?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Blues have always been cool.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


aphid_licker posted:

Goddamnit Jason Momoa is a MAJOR HUNK

This looks an awfully lot like a certain marvel movie.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

That sounds like a career long hearing test. I guess someone has to do it, but the level of boredom must be immeasurable.

I dunno Down Periscope made it look pretty cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEpEv6kWdtw

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Doing the Lord's work.

Oh and I'm with McNally on this one. Nothing of value will be lost if lite goes away.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


McNally posted:

Additionally I want the record to show that I'd totally ruin Aubrey Plaza's credit.

Oh thats one of the girls for Scott Pilgrim wow.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



no no no no no no no no no no no no no

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I cant find the dildo or fleshlight.

I wont be able to sleep until i find the sextoy.

Help!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


SquirrelyPSU posted:

Alright, I'll bite.



This one was easy. Top right corner... Looks like a BadDragon model.

Crab Dad fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Mar 30, 2017

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Holy hell what a bunch of pansies. I was so embarrassed by them I turned it off at the puke.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Mexico is a lot closer.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Whatever makes you happy.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Well that was sleep inducing yet mildly funny.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Ryand-Smith posted:

So I am drinking with a bunch of trans men, and girls who identify as boys and trans women, and they are asking me about being straight and I feel like I am on the planet of the LGBT people. The drinks are free though. Post navy life is wierd

post pictures or it didnt happen

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Tell your friends I hope y'all having a great time!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



The hunt is on!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Hawaii is as moist as I remember it.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Hrmph.

Smiling Jack must have had a busy week planned.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


mlmp08 posted:

There's still some good threads but I'm not sure about the decision to let blatantly racist and misogynist posts go unchecked while probating anyone who insults others for posting racist, misogynist things because we shouldn't hurt their feelings.


It was a really weird turn.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Fantasy girl indeed.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I've banged a lot of Pam's.

I've ridden many a water buffalo.

I've never banged a Pam.

Seems like it might be scary yet fun.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

stop being creepy in the cosplay thread :kiddo:

That was some bullshit.

OH HEY GREAT COSTUME LETS SHOVE A CAMERA UP HER rear end TO REALLY SHOW OFF THE ART.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

like dude i wont say you were wrong but lol just dont post because jesus you know you're gonna get dogpiled

What if I like it like that.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

thats your $10 friend

$25 if you include the platinum and av.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

well before you go down at least repost them here tia

Im restricting my posting in that thread to only of guys in poorly fitting thongs since my ban.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Man I want my own squad of Koreans.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Mike-o posted:

gently caress you all I don't want a stupid birthday t:mad:t lol


Maybe instead of acting like I'm "old" I should get off my rear end and live my loving life :sigh:

At least I didn't pretend I was a Marine on the internet while banging trannies.

I turn 40 in two months and I'm a lovely reservist still in.

But yeah im not banging trannies at least.

I think.

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