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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Does anyone remember the SrA Jon Yelner DFAC on the far side of BAF near the big transient camp? Opposite side of Disney from the main area.

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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CommieGIR posted:

Was that over near the little Market area near opposite the flight line?

I am not sure. This was late 2008 / early 2009. The DFAC didn't last long because of restructuring and the Afghan "surge" in late '09.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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I think I'll leave this unstuck and let the designated KP keep it afloat.

On a totally unrelated note, I need a volunteer for something.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I ALWAYS VOLUNTEER BECAUSE i AM OORAH MOTIVATED

Congrats, you're on KP! You can't post (within GIP) outside of this thread, or you'll get probated!

If anyone catches you posting outside of this thread, they can report you. Beware, though, because nobody likes a blue falcon.

KP ends when someone relieves you. I leave it to the masses to decide. Maybe the IK contest loser will volunteer for KP in lieu of a probation.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Rumor has it that KP never showed up for KP last night. You let your team down, and your team noticed.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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I don't understand what this has become, but I like it

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Joat mon please report to KP.

Comrades, be good battle buddies and tell your command if you see your friend smoking and/or joking while on KP.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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joat mon get in here and clear some loving trays out

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

He's probated for 36 more minutes.

*squints at clipboard*

*checks box next to "lacks heart"*

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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:stare:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Pesticide20 posted:

I'll take the bacon, biscuits and gravy, French toast, and an omelette.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Hey troops, check out high speed over here reporting you all for not wearing your PT belts. He doesn't even work in the DFAC!

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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joat mon posted:

The public display of pornography is forbidden within the walls of my DFAC. Leave it in the portapotty.

But you're young. In lieu of preferring charges,

YOU WILL SAY THE GRACE BEFORE DINNER THIS EVENING.

GRACE IS TO BE IN THE FORM OF A 5 PARAGRAPH ORDER.

DINNER BEGINS AT 1800 AND WILL NOT BE SERVED UNTIL GRACE IS SAID.

IF YOU FAIL TO SAY GRACE, NO-ONE WILL EAT AND YOU WILL BE PUNISHED




lol



Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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MaxPowers posted:

Yo I ate some cookies at the dfac that were brought in from some bake sale and I'm feeling high as poo poo. What was in those cookies?!

Doxycycline

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Hope you signed this off with Zeris because I'm sure as hell not probating anybody for you.

I said it's fine but he has to pencil whip my pt test

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Booblord Zagats posted:

Being on KP don't make you the Chow Hall manager, JM. Now stop makin up weird rear end rules and start making some goddamed fried rice under the guidance of the super Korean GS-7 supervising

quote:

Reported by: joat mon
User Comments / Explanation: 52 syllables

Potential forum abuse by: Booblord Zagats

Yo syllable-counting rain man sperg, you can't report me and you can't report the CSM to whom the DFAC is dedicated.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

this is bullshit i thought the kp dereliction punishment was 12hr look at this crap loving different standards poo poo

It's being dealt with.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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In honor of KP's obsession with counting syllables and his impending 24-hour probation, the only meal being served in the DFAC is Campbell's alphabet soup.

All DFAC rules suspended until KP returns.

Resume drunk thread shitposting.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Booblord Zagats posted:

Homeboy tried to hate on my free style haiku

Eh, thinking about maybe a probation-free day* or something like that

*Outside CE/get help

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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This needs to be reposted on every page of the DFAC

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I wonder if I can get Two Finger up to a two page rap sheet this month. It wouldn't be possible if he were the tiniest bit less salty.

March is gonna be fun.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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They have to volunteer willingly.

Maybe joat mon should've been trying to find his replacement instead of handing out bibles

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Talk about something less retarded in the DFAC

EMERGENCY BOOB GIF DROP REQUESTED

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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A Good DFAC Page

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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:siren::siren::siren:I don't know who decided to call their congressional representative, but apparently it's frowned upon to confine a KP for a week straight. So if nobody steps up to take his place, we're going to hire local nationals for KP and we will have to enforce OPSEC rules in the DFAC since LNs are, well you know.:siren::siren::siren:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Nostalgia4Murder posted:

My cousin, who never made it past basic because he ended up needing ankle surgery, got a sick tat.



That's some A+ passed out sharpie artwork potential

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Rough Lobster posted:

I will volunteer for KP duty because I don't really post anywhere else in GiP also I kinda suck

Hope you fuckers are psyched for lots and lots of dry-rear end baked chicken! We'll have stale french fries on weekends too.

Okay Rough Lobster, don't gently caress it up.

joat mon, you're free.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

mandatory image so here's me sleeping when i was in




guys i haven't cut my hair since i got out in april and now it's getting ridiculous and my clippers are charged halp

NICE NECK

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Two Finger posted:

that gunfight, i don't even need to say which one is incredible

apparently according to IMDB Andy McNab of the SAS and Bravo Two Zero fame was the technical coordinator so that would make sense

I just reread the BTZ wikipedia entry and it made no sense how they screwed up so badly. That was stupider than the worst Navy SEAL fuckups. What did I miss?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Shut up about wrestling nobody likes it and I'm gonna make you talk about it in the dungeon of shame

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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They put ADA in field artillery into a single FIRES CENTER OF EXCELLENCE at Ft Sill and kicked ADA out of Ft Bliss because parking a missile launcher and staring at a radar is the same as howitzer ballistics yup

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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enlisted.gif amirite

Zeris
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Two Finger posted:

Her Majesty's photo shall stand on the wall of this Cafe Herpes Dining Facility of Excellence


Would

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Mustang posted:

This week while we were out in field getting rained on all week, our DFAC sent us "soup" for dinner. It was barely more than broth with a couple potatoes and if you were lucky maybe some meat.

It was easily the most disappointing dinner of my life

Hmm new Russian DFAC contractors maybe?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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I'm starting to wonder whether IKs are a net positive for this forum

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Sorry I forgot to be clearer that I was making the joke

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Fake news and it's also unpatriotic to leak private chat transcripts but also more importantly fake news

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Deathy McDeath posted:

You said I could! Granted, you were probably hepped up on goofballs when you said it, but I take it at face value. This administration is going to be loving transparent

Yep look at all the posters sharing their outrage NOBODY CARES FAKE NEWS

edit: it would be a better screenshot if you clarified who was who and if you showed timestamps

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Naked Bear posted:

enlisted.jpg

I mean if you switch the order of the pics then it's actually kinda cool.

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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quote:

‘Day without a veteran’ protest cripples t-shirt, social media rant industries

“Yeah, I figured we’d see a little bit of a loss,” said Wittle. “But what was more important was the message. Americans need to wake up, get with the program, and remember what veterans did during our enlistments five years ago.”

“I mean, why should we care about all those terps and their families trying to get into the States? All those dudes did was volunteer to work with an occupying army despite guaranteed danger. Do they realize how long the lines are at the VA?”

http://www.duffelblog.com/2017/02/day-without-veteran-protest-cripples-t-shirt-social-media-rant-industries/

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