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Feb 1, 2004

Army breakfast during basic was loving delicious Agree/GFTO

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Feb 1, 2004

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Can I get seconds

Double rations for everyone!

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Feb 1, 2004

Does this DFAC have club soda because I like bubbles in my water but aspartame causes my autism to act up.

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Feb 1, 2004

Remember when we didn't have smart phones and we pooped with no internet at our fingertips?

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Feb 1, 2004

I have way too much of an addicting personality, and with the stories about how cocaine doesn't mesh well with addicting personalities is why I don't try it, although it sounds like a ton of fun.

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Feb 1, 2004

The only thing I get high on is life*



*life is the street name for bath salts

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Feb 1, 2004

Night shift work and so far I have only had one combative patient. She was 88 so I held my own.
4 hours left.

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Feb 1, 2004

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

That is a fuckin top-tier name/post combo right there.

Finally home. Highlights of working a night shift in a small hospital:

-88 year old 'fightin' match when I walked into the room and she thought I was there to rob her.
-EMS patient with a blood alcohol level at .582, completely with it/oriented but got into a fight and lost.
-possibly missing a bunch of narcotics... or I don't know how to count
-Doc's request to the nurses: "I'm going to bed, do what your heart tells you to do with anyone who comes in, just don't kill anyone, or at least let me know before you do."

Night shift is actually a lot of fun at this place.

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Feb 1, 2004

Wasn't Colonel Sink actually a decent commanding officer during his time with the 506th? I don't ever remember getting the vibe that he was some super lovely officer...

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Feb 1, 2004

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I'm bored. Who wants a new avatar?

Make me beautiful :bigtran:

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Feb 1, 2004

I'll have to get back to you, been meaning to change my username as well....

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Feb 1, 2004

I don't know what it is but I'm intrigued..

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Feb 1, 2004

I got money from the hospital to send me to a tactical EMS class lololololol this has only like 20% to do with my job...

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Feb 1, 2004


No real rounds are going to be fired, just simunitions. That being said, I really want to build up an AR-15 but money and whatnot make that a future goal I suppose.

The course is like 5 days of tactical combat casualty care/S.W.A.T medic training. So a bunch of info on keeping airways open, stopping bleeding and needling lungs, then we get OC sprayed and tazered, learn how to clear rooms or some poo poo in a medic role and, i'm gonna say it, FTX's per the "syllabus."

They denied the class that's down in Texas because it was too expensive so this one is in Idaho and seems legit? Either way it's free, I'll take it.

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Feb 1, 2004

LingcodKilla posted:

Who's the instructors?

It's with a group called Rescue training Inc. hosted by Canyon County Paramedics training center in Caldwell Idaho. The entire course looks pretty good though, it'll be a beneficial course to take.

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Feb 1, 2004

butt stuff=best stuff

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Feb 1, 2004

Mike-o posted:

Re-reading the IDR callout thread lmbo. But then I look at all the posters that stopped posting or got banned, and then to even older threads and drat GiP used to have a lot more dudes back when were all still in. Well, 2013 I had already been out 2 years but everything didn't suck as much because my loving sadbrains hadn't hosed me up as much and man now I'm getting all depressed because of an internet forum gently caress, and then realizing how loving long ago 2013 really is and was. It's been 10 god drat years since I was Iraq. TEN loving YEARS. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

I'm turning loving 31 tomorrow and shits just dawning on me how loving fast time flies by and how short life is, gently caress just kill me now.

Same god drat thoughts when I turned 30 last September.

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Feb 1, 2004

your 30's is like the best time to be alive I would think...

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Feb 1, 2004

Third World Reggin posted:

lol if you don't wake up at 4 am to go for a jog

Or to swim, because pool's swim hours are always at 0500 to 0700 or something ridiculous...

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Feb 1, 2004

it's only 6 P.M but i'm getting drunk because I worked a night shift and IDGAF SMDFTB

Nice and hot piss fucked around with this message at 09:13 on Apr 18, 2017

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Feb 1, 2004

I had three dogfish head palo santo marron beer's, 12% ABV lol it's like drinking malt liquor but i'm not poor AF drinking colt 45 go me

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Feb 1, 2004

Lets Watch: GiP version.

that could be fun.....

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Feb 1, 2004

buying a house is a smart idea just buy a house of someone's failures I.E a foreclosed house.

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Feb 1, 2004


lmao suck a dick

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Feb 1, 2004

Guys I hate to break up the poetry slam but I ate like 3 racks of ribs and got poo poo housed drunk Saturday night and now it's all coming out in butt exrocism fashion plz someone call the hospital I think I'm gonna die

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Feb 1, 2004

I had a homeless dude thank me for my service and then ask for money, it was weird..

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Feb 1, 2004

Practicing murder during my skills lab.

Karate chop I learned as a warrior of the KANSAS NATIONAL GUARD.


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Feb 1, 2004

Mainly we responded to tornado disasters, and rough up people who think that the Wizard of Oz was a poo poo movie.

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Feb 1, 2004

its the surrounding states that nobody else wants to move to, minus Colorado...

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Feb 1, 2004

Zeris posted:

Is that a real life pic of you

I'm the one in the hospital gown.

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Feb 1, 2004

thankx :bigtran:

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Feb 1, 2004

Mad Dragon posted:

Horse chicks are crazy.

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Feb 1, 2004

Gold medal for a great butt

10.0,
10.0,
9.8,
10.0,

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Feb 1, 2004

Slim Pickens posted:

Isn't that video like 15 years old? I don't know if I internet too much or you guys just don't internet right.

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Feb 1, 2004

If there's anything in this world that makes me happy... It's a nice set of titties

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Feb 1, 2004

Hey ya'll I know im kinda late but I hope everyone is having a wonderful 4th of July.

I don't know about all of you but I def. got a legit boner waking up knowing that america is totes amazing.

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Feb 1, 2004

mlmp08 posted:

She looks like a cyclist more than a crossfitter.

Negative. No legit cyclist would ever have that much upper body.

Trust me, cycling 300+ miles a week and I still don't have body builder legs. These things are ripped AF but they aren't swole by any means. Women cyclists get some sexy legs from biking but they get the "skinny fat" upper body, sad...


Either way that butt makes my hospital scrubs fit *cuz they're loose usually*

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Feb 1, 2004

guys speaking of cycling I have a 100 miler race tomorrow and i've drank a few beers and had a shot of whiskey

Should only take me 4 and a half hours to finish 100 miles hung over because I'm a cardio douche who can't bench press his own weight but has amazing glutes

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Feb 1, 2004

100 miles of biking done.


Ate pizza and drinking beer. I haven't NOT been hungry since I finished the ride at 11 A.M....Blah

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Feb 1, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXU0ISlkTMM

god bless

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