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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Let's cut lite_sleeper a tiny bit of slack. He's a personnel clerk who got royally hosed by his chain and now he's stuck at Laughlin waiting out to retire. In AETC that's like TRADOC for you Army types. That's a pretty poo poo situation, albeit par for course, so maybe being locked outta the forums really gets under his skin. There's nothing else to do where he's at, so maybe this dying gay internet comedy forum is his only outlet in a life filled with disappointment and regret.

Then again: :lol:

I dunno I can't get bent out of shape about a pedo apologist getting banned, even if it wasn't for the pedo apologist views.

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Jul 11, 2004

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Your username will be real good when the nerve damage kicks in.

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Deathy McDeath posted:

I met Sky Shark way back in 2005 or something and he seemed like a decent-enough dude.

Sky Shark in person was pretty chill. But he also wasn't yelling weird theories into the air repeatedly the way the Internet encourages.

He was less chill when some dumbass almost killed him, but that's understandable.

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Jul 11, 2004

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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

nothing matters drink heavily

but. I have important poo poo to do tomorrow.

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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

tfr seems so bad I can't believe i used to post there,

There's still some good threads but I'm not sure about the decision to let blatantly racist and misogynist posts go unchecked while probating anyone who insults others for posting racist, misogynist things because we shouldn't hurt their feelings.

Also a lot of further right posters cry that they need a safe space from somewhat liberal gun owner's words.

But the airpower thread alone redeems it. And occasionally you get cool restoration/project threads worth lurking. McNally cleans guns up purty.

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Jul 11, 2004

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Mad Dragon posted:

And whaaaaaat's the deal with Pet Island? It's not even an island!

You can't own an island as a pet either!

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https://twitter.com/HXRLEEN/status/846147947293216771

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https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/851456033801121793

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B14?

OOOOOONEE AND TWOOOOOO

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Mad Dragon posted:

Look out guys, it's Salty McSalterson.

Apropos for seamen.

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Force de Fappe posted:

short hair on chicks is hot as gently caress

Remember that world-famous reveal in that movie about a woman pretending to be a dude to get into a prestigious all-male school or something?

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Jul 11, 2004

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In the cold and deadened world of the Internet, I cannot even react and must watch others react in order to remind myself of what humanity looks like.

Reaction videos kind of make sense for little kids if you've ever watched live action Disney Channel shows. The whole point is the child/teen actors massively over-reacting and emoting like "gadzooks!" to everything all the time ad nauseum.

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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

New MST3K is growing on me.

It is pretty darn good.

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Jul 11, 2004

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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Bust what in your mouth? You know that squirting is just piss right? There's not supposed to be something that busts with a female orgasm.

Your girl is pissing on you.

Drip, drip, bitch.

P.S. Your not getting this as a probation message because I'm not going in to the laptop just to limp dickedly probate you.

Did I just bust in your mouth?

While the vast majority of that you'll see on the ole porn videos is fake/piss, it's not always pee!

https://kinseyconfidential.org/female-ejaculation-complicated/

But yeah, sometimes it's just incontinence.

https://www.newscientist.com/articl...016-GLOBAL-hoot

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Zeris posted:

How have I never heard of this?

Your stepdad didn't play it all the time? lame.

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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

apparently reddit shut down the incel forums lol

That's good, cause Incels are probably just pedos and rapists who are too afraid of prison to go through with it

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Zeris posted:

Take a seat

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orange juche posted:

Didn't he gently caress one of his family members or some poo poo, like his daughter or something.

No you're thinking of a WWE/WWF person. There have been a few.

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"I scraped the dog poo poo against the curb a little bit, mind if I walk all over your house?"
:goonsay:

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Mr. Nice! posted:

I'm pretty sure the drunkthread is the appropriate venue for shitposting

Enjoy the hell that was me before "go-home-criteria" was met this Friday. and now we know why I drink when I get home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQZyHOXkoqU

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I had an old Vietnam vet pay for a meal and shoot the poo poo, and that was fine until he said it was too bad we had a "raghead friend of the family" running the country and using the military to spread Sharia law.

:catstare:

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I'm here to be the dumb unoriginal joke about infidelity and deployments. :unsmith:

E: what I mean is that I've seen more baseless infidelity claims than real ones IRL

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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

i mean, if it's a Kuwaiti oil prince and I get a cut.....

A haram proposal.

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I watch Marvel movies, they're pretty fun. And I've been enjoying watching a high school friend of mine who does CG work go from one of a sea of names at the bottom up to being one of the major team leads with his name in large text, so good for him.

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Can't wait til he gets recruited and becomes Klaus abu Hajar

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https://twitter.com/Reductress/status/862404384650518528

Checks out

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IIRC as a grade schooler MacGuyver and Knightrider were both on right as I got home from school. gently caress yeah, mom's not off work for like 2 hours!

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Make sure you celebrate world turtle day today.

https://twitter.com/PFTompkins/status/867226252448604160

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Olympians are pretty cool, I guess

:nws: for thong-ish butt

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Yeah, very impressive. Almost as much as her vault.

E: her response to people alerting her that she'd been hacked was to say she hadn't been, and if they have a problem with that, don't follow her social media. lol.

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Oh baby your vaginal facsimile is making me so hot
:goonsay:

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tastefully arranged labia posted:

Hello this is your IK Support Hotline my name is Thomas how may I help you?

I'm very concerned about media sources and the twitterati!

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https://twitter.com/Lylli/status/870471927730769921

*Goes to pornhub.*

"Computer, show me porm"

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Hawaiians, you get a pass; Filipino can be confusing, considering the spelling of the Philippines.

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I saw my first fidget spinner in the wild. I don't get it, but somehow it did not make me angry. :shrug:

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It'd be bad enough to have to face your spouse for cheating, but if you have them a disease as well, just fuckin' hell.

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reposting from combat camera thread because :stare: (no gore, close call)

https://streamable.com/jnfkt

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https://twitter.com/PersianRose1/status/881330662321655808

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Our cooks on deployment had the best loving racket. One cook per meal out of the section would just watch contractors cook and supposedly ensure it was done safely. The other 3 or 4 would play video games all day. Food got way better when we told the cooks to stop trying to make the Indian, Thai, and Filipino contractors cook generic American food and to let them cook what they know.

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Indian dudes cooked up burgers like bricks and were incredulous that this is what Americans like to eat. Burnt burger patty on stale bread with toppings of one slice lettuce and some rancid vinegar ketchup. Yup, we love that poo poo!

But they made some awesome butter chicken with naan and rice. They also made fresh hummus that owned.

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