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US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

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chicken wheels

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Jul 11, 2006

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whoa

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Jul 11, 2006

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was anybody else stationed at Atsugi?

God drat the Japanese line owned so hard

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Jul 11, 2006

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maffew buildings posted:

There was a Japanese line? I just remember great chow til the ship went out then chicken nuggets and grilled cheese for dinner. Then the ship got back and the food got worse.

whoa did you only eat at the flight line galley hahaha

there was a main base galley where they had dfac standards on one line, and for lunchtime only, there was a japanese line that had ramen tuesday, curry rice wednesday etc it was really good

edit: but I mean I was with the air wing so I have no idea what Atsugi is like without 13,000 additional morons on base

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

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I'm having a drink might have a fewa more by the time I'm done wither

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Jul 11, 2006

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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

i used to keep my garrison cap by my computer for drunk hat but i cant find it

in a pinch you can just use a scarf

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

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i meant as a field expedient headcover for drunkenness

just use a scarf or whatever you want, hell there are no rules this isn't iraq

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Jul 11, 2006

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When the Navy switched to that black and tan uniform with the garrison cap, I always felt it needed an ornate belt knife to complete the hitler youth look that admiral was going for

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

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Lol I went to some bars to spread my last few dollars it made me intensely suicidal
gently caress you if you find meaning in life

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Jul 11, 2006

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I think this is the drink therad if it's not then oh well

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Jul 11, 2006

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Crazy mess deck you're running, but I will salute the queen if that's what it takes to get my chicken wheels or my single serving breakfast cereal

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

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bring back wolf shirts imo

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Jul 11, 2006

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the epic amounts of dope I smoke keeps me from criticizing anyone else's vices

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Jul 11, 2006

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lol I tried coke last night now I have a v bad headache gently caress this drug forever

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Jul 11, 2006

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opened my eyes tbh

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Jul 11, 2006

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I'm Levar Shelborne, aka Wavy Boy

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Jul 11, 2006

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lighten up man

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Jul 11, 2006

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Tinder makes me feel like I shouldn't try to have sex anymore

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Jul 11, 2006

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That broad is real sexy, so I would know instantly: if she matches with me, she is a spam

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Jul 11, 2006

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A Bad Poster posted:

Like he hunts pedophiles, or he's a pedo who's also a hunter?

Also wondering

Like a guy who hunts paedos could be kind of cool

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

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I was thinking more like with rifles on a private island

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Jul 11, 2006

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jesus 4th date in a row that has flaked on me in some way

gently caress this i'm just going to be one of those fat old guys who goes to thailand once a year to get laid

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Jul 11, 2006

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man that means I could take two trips a year to gently caress prossies and try to drink myself to death

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Jul 11, 2006

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Actually I was planning to go down to MX for a little bit this summer

One of my classmates is from Monterrey and said his family would feed me awesome Mexican food. Dunno what's around there of any touristic interest but it's close enough to the border that I could cross and hop a bus there. Probably nice enough for a short stay if you know some people there

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Jul 11, 2006

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I'm not worried about getting murdered in MX b/c lol at the notion of my life being worth living, but getting kidnapped and having to explain that there is no way to get money out of my family would be a real pickle.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

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I'm the old guy throwing out his back with karate moves

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Jul 11, 2006

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I am actually really into the occasional arbitrary madness that takes over once a week or so

Keeps the squares out

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Jul 11, 2006

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Or did you want that as a sustain/improve?

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Jul 11, 2006

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Paul Ryan doing the wrong kind of dabs imo

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Jul 11, 2006

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Kazinsal posted:

Man now I wish we had fuckin arby's here

They pulled out of Canada a couple years ago because sales weren't that great

So gonna have some Arby's in Vegas this June

There's a Tacos El Gordo in Vegas

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Jul 11, 2006

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Stultus Maximus posted:

So what do you tell a friend who's endangering his marriage and relationship to the sons he loves by periodically banging chubby drunk randos?

don't re-enlist

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