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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Skip My Posts posted:

He's getting old and will hit a wall eventually. Reflexes go first and that's his bread and butter. Pacquaio is also getting old, he got knocked the gently caress out by Marquez before he even fought Floyd and lol berto come on

Ok, but can we hold off on saying he's getting old until he looks like he's actually getting old? If anyones going to look good past the time when they should it's gonna be the guy who put a premium on not getting hit for his entire career and did a super good job of it.

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
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Your honor I'd like to cite Let Me Bang v. Bro

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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handsome only face posted:

conor loses absolutely nothing if he loses a boxing match to floyd lol

No argument here, if he was gonna lose anything it would've happened with Nate.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
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Skip My Posts posted:

No he already has slowed down but makes up for it with technique, picking opponents and fighting smart. It won't last forever

It might if the opponents to pick are UFC fighters who kick a lot and got knocked silly by Nate Diaz. Like I'm not arguing that he's not human, or might catch a loss if he didn't have the ability to pick fights and sit on his rear end until/unless a choice one comes up....but he does. He'll probably never really roll the dice again and he's smart for it.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Yeah between the year we're having and the Aldo KO I certainly wouldn't want to put money anywhere near it. He earned that Mystic poo poo.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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in my best case scenario Conor gets so dazed he starts throwing karate kicks at Floyd and Vegas erupts.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
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Remember when someone asked James Toney if he knew how to check kicks and he was like "Yeah man I know Czech kicks, karate kicks, roundhouse kicks..."

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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There's no slow mode

Wait I found it

No....hold on, this is just a mark hunt playlist

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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RIP Jon Jones av. It was a really good one but he tried to ruined it like 2 days later like he ruins everything. Thanks to whoever made it, I'm a poo poo for forgetting who did that.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Dangersim posted:

I've heard all this gsp news before so I'll believe it when I see it.

Dangersim learns how to not be surprised

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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tesilential posted:

Speaking of old guys making comebacks, am I absolutely insane for believing that BJ Penn matches up well and would have easily beaten Bendo and Gray had Frankie not pulled his card?

Before you all poo poo on Bendo again remember that this would have been the end-of-WEC era Ben Henderson. That's not an easy LW fight for anyone anywhere.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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[Dan Hardying intensifies]

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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It's Squirrel Girl from Marvel doing Tyler the Creators cover for WOLF

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Im a 32 year old half white married guy who likes Danny Brown and Tyler TC a whole lot.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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I'm mauro renallo and im here to say

This guys more explosive than michael bay

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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My wife found that weirdo BJ Penn in front of an American flag with headphones shirt at an outlet store so now im wearing it.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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I dont wanna take my pullover off on the train but its this one. Maybe mines a misprint cuz his head looks weirder on mine.

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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I wouldn't be surprised at all if his new walkout shirt had MAKE AMERICA SCRAP AGAIN as the big bold text thing next to BJPENN DOT COM

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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tesilential posted:

Bendo is great but even after losing to Frankie, BJ was undisputedly the best sub WW fighter of all time.

Yeah, I think it would have been a great fight where I'd give BJ the edge. It would have been something else to see the Ben Henderson who magic'd his way through like 5 different Cerrone sub attempts and then went 5 rounds toe to toe with Pettis and fight BJ of that time.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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I love when Dunc posts start out sounding like a joke but then you realize they are deadly accurate.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Maybe he means he's the human equivalent of the chaos and failure inherent to UFC 197 Jones v. OSP

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Rigel posted:

Pretty good article on Silva and no-selling

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/1...08-gif-analysis

quote:

But all of the best stories are comprised, at least in part, of bullshit. Unless you believe that Gilgamesh really slew a giant, or that Attila the Hun bore a sword sent down by the war god Mars, you should have little difficulty in agreeing with me.

I....I need to go sit down....:smith:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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*extremely Larry David to the weatherman voice*

Fritz Harbor is responsible for 50% of the bullshit coming out of your mouth

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Neurosis posted:

Framing 'appearing confident over a period of time' as telling a story is doing damage to the concept of storytelling and seems like some bullshit that might be told in critical theory or postmodernism or some other meretricious field. I understand what he's saying but expressing it in this way is grating.

I was actually kidding around trying to appear as if I did believe those things

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Makes sense, why have a delusional nutcase screaming for you to do nonsense striking techniques taking up a cornerman slot when one already resides in your soul.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Travis Browne's record after the sadness trilogy of Gonzaga/Overeem/Barnett is extremely satisfying imo.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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I wouldn't say anything is certain, but GSP's personality, the people surrounding him, his last experience while fighting and his pile of well managed passive income makes me think he wouldn't come back if he wasn't at least as good as he was when he left. I'm guessing he threw a Johnny brick in the river while he was away.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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I'd be ok if Conor knocked the gently caress out of GSP in 7 seconds. Canada deserves it's own Superbowl 51.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Mark Hunt is the human version of hitting the old TV really hard and making it work better.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Lol

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Basic boxing knowledge could one day save their dog from a Roo

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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I have to overthrow the great Satan. You know this. I don’t want to smash your buildings, I already beat you. You have to give up.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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manyak posted:

I didnt watch it but apparently he was a stupid dick head on the show and lots of people didnt like him. I only started watching him after that and i like him so i will never watch it

Yeah I just remember he gets drunk as gently caress at one point and starts yelling at some dude who's divorced or something like WHERES YOUR SON HUH WHERES YOUR SON WHERES YOUR SON trying to start a house fight. Really sweet mma boxer though.

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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lol yeah here we go, the target of his rant was going through custody issues over his kid

https://streamable.com/t4uk

quote:

Why did I bring up Charlie's son? I have no idea, but I have a guess. My birth father wasn't there for me growing up. Somehow Charlie's situation mixed in with my adrenaline from fighting and the booze all worked together to bring up my own issues. I learned a lot about myself watching that on tape and how I felt about certain things in my life. I was under a lot of pressure, I was trying to bottle up frustration and it didn't work. Well, it worked for a while, but ultimately did not.

I said some things I shouldn't have said. I was in a weird place. I was having crazy dreams in that house. The entire experience took me out of my own independence and removed all of my release valves.

I really regret saying what I said to Charlie and we've talked about it since the incident. I've spoke to Clay Harvison and Chuck, too. We are in a better place now than we were that night.


In Trump's America that's pretty much a straight up hand on heart apology.

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