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My theory: It's a three-and-a-half hour adaptation of "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" that mostly consists of fighting monsters. The last half of the movie is dedicated to battling Kubla Kahn, evil emperor of Xanadu.
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A shot for shot remake of the LOTR trilogy only every single character is played by Eddie Murphy.
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Have Joel Schumacher direct The Batman, with input from Michael Bay. Cast Shia Labeouf as Batman, lady-puncher Josh Brolin as Commissioner Gordon, Megan Fox as Catwoman, and for no reason at all, cast Daniel Craig as Alfred Pennyworth. Make Mark Wahlberg play an unusually thin Bullock, cast a blonde white lady as Det. Montoya, and keep Leto as The Joker. Recast Harley Quinn with an 18 year old, because you can totally buy that someone under 35 is already a practicing psychologist who jumps into Stockholm Syndrome with The Joker. All action sequences are filmed in 5-second jump cuts to ensure that the audience has no idea which stunts are being performed, while the rest of the shots are long close ups of Megan mouth breathing while staring at something. Must have at least three scenes of Shia going "NO NO NO NO NOOOOO!" Soundtrack by Nickelback, Creed, and Katy Perry.
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Infinite Jest
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The General's Daughter, remade as a lively musical full of lush scores and big dance numbers.
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The Avengers 3
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The Revenant except your don't change anything its actually just the movie The Revenant which is the worst movie i've seen in ages.
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Tommy Wiseau's Give 'Em Hell, Harry starring Tommy Wiseau
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Spatulater bro! posted:A shot for shot remake of the LOTR trilogy only every single character is played by Eddie Murphy. this would be the best film
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Adam Sandler's 8 Crazy Nights in Auschwitz
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The entire Tranformers series, but with that stuff done to it so it evades Youtube copyright protection.. So it's zoomed in a bit, and the edges of the screen are darker than the middle, and it plays 10% slower.
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Friedberg & Seltzer present: Election Movie
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In Training posted:The Avengers 3 Actually this.
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In Training posted:The Avengers 3
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Sony Pictures presents: Airplane! Directed, written, produced and starred by Seth Rogen and Adam Sandler.
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Plutonis posted:Sony Pictures presents: Airplane! Directed, written, produced and starred by Seth Rogen and Adam Sandler. This would be probably be amazeballs actually
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In Training posted:This would be probably be amazeballs actually Enough. There's a limit.
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Seth Rogen: I have a smoking problem (lights a fat blunt and puts the lit end in his mouth)
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Adam Sandler approaches a parody of Kanye played by Chris Rock who is having an apendicitis attack: "Don't worry. I speak AAVE. Hey friend of the family whazzup??"
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denis villeneuve's dune
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Radio Spiricom posted:denis villeneuve's dune 
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Remake Apocalypse: Now but with only 1/25th the budget, and instead of Martin Sheen you get Joe Estevez.
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A remake of Pasolini's Salò that replaces every single scene not depicting rape with the entirety of Spasojević's A Serbian Film.
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A movie about the history of The Something Awful Fourms
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Rujo King posted:A remake of Pasolini's Salò that replaces every single scene not depicting rape with the entirety of Spasojević's A Serbian Film. The edited for TV version of that.
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Have the Dontrel the Dolphin creator animate the next Spongebob movie. All voice actors must mumble their lines through a taped together Califone AX-12 Microphone over dial-up.
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Nevvy Z posted:Chuck Tingles... ...in IMAX...
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A film made entirely out of stock footage with short scenes vaguely connecting things together.
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I think Roger Corman did a lot of that back in the day, at least that was what I gathered from the films that made it onto MST3K. Oh yeah - Glitter 2: I'm sorry, who? This time, Mariah has more lines revolving around her 'I don't know her' routine. A laugh track is inserted. Artsygrrl fucked around with this message at 07:23 on Feb 2, 2017 |
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devtesla posted:A movie about the history of The Something Awful Fourms lowtax biopic
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Improbable Lobster posted:A film made entirely out of stock footage with short scenes vaguely connecting things together. This is the qatsi trilogy
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Zack Snyder's The Fountainhead starring Paul Ryan
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Lumpy the Cook posted:Friedberg & Seltzer present: Election Movie
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Space jam except there's no looney tunes and the tone is extremely serious.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Space jam except there's no looney tunes and the tone is extremely serious. Alternatively: Space Jam, but replace all Looney Tunes characters with D-level Hanna Barbera characters in glorious limited animation. Laugh track included. Special guest appearance by the tortured ghost of Don Knotts.
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I don't know but it definitely stars Rob Schneider or features him heavily
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Shawshank Redemption where it turns out the entire ending is a hallucination flashing through Morgan Freeman's mind as he hangs himself. After his frantic kicking subsides, his lifeless corpse noisily sharts as we smash cut to credits
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Mr. T and the Women Wait, that actually sounds pretty good...
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