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(voiceover) Caesar ruled his kingdom with glorious victory... [We pan over a picture of Julius Caesar] (voiceover) Stalin ruled with fear... [We pan over a portrait of Stalin] This leader... might be somewhere in between... [We enter a 7/11 and snapzoom on the angriest man in the world] LARRY: friend of the family! (voiceover) this summer, the unlikeliest possibility... [We see Larry trying to climb into a car, tripping and falling] (voiceover) might just be the one we can't forget [Larry leans in to kiss a girl, she leans away] LARRY: Stupid oval office! (voiceover) You won't be able to get him out of your head, no matter how hard you try. LARRY: I shot a arab once lol PARRISH THE THOUGHT June 12, 2017
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ol yeller posted:(voiceover) Caesar ruled his kingdom with glorious victory...
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ol yeller posted:(voiceover) Caesar ruled his kingdom with glorious victory... Lmfao
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ol yeller posted:(voiceover) Caesar ruled his kingdom with glorious victory... Lmao
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Mister Kingdom posted:Adam Sandler's Citizen Kane Sandler's List: A Hysterical Comedy
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I think Adam Sandler is on the short list for worst filmmaker who ever still got majorly released. Every single movie he's released in the last decade has been a flop. They all suck, and are unfunny. The last craptastic Adam Sandler film I watched was The Zohan, which was no joke - jewish supermen attempt to solve Palestinian-Israeli relations in the new world with racist 'humor', the worst loving impression of a Yiddish accent to ever see film (done by Adam Sandler, of course), and the color palate of baby vomit after eating an entire box of crayons. Worst movie ever? Anything featuring Adam Sandler. Don't forget the obligatory 'but he had some god films a long rear end time ago'. Yeah, and Hitler outlawed animal abuse.
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ol yeller posted:(voiceover) Caesar ruled his kingdom with glorious victory... lol
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A White Guy posted:I think Adam Sandler is on the short list for worst filmmaker who ever still got majorly released. Every single movie he's released in the last decade has been a flop. They all suck, and are unfunny. The last craptastic Adam Sandler film I watched was The Zohan, which was no joke - jewish supermen attempt to solve Palestinian-Israeli relations in the new world with racist 'humor', the worst loving impression of a Yiddish accent to ever see film (done by Adam Sandler, of course), and the color palate of baby vomit after eating an entire box of crayons. I agree, Hitler and Adam Sandler are both awesome.
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X2, but starring Adam Sandler and his crew. Taylor Lautner plays Wolverine. Rip Torn is Professor X.
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Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the duo known for the parody films including the Scary Movie franchise, Epic Movie and Vampires Suck, will next take on the iconic Star Wars franchise with their latest film, Star Worlds Episode XXXIVE=MC2: The Force Awakens the Last Jedi Who Went Rogue.
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That's real, by the way.
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Finally the epic followup to spaceballs I've always wanted.
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Lumpy the Cook posted:That's real, by the way. Lol
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Lumpy the Cook posted:That's real, by the way. lmfao
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Lumpy the Cook posted:That's real, by the way. Oh gently caress. Ha. edit: “Jason and Aaron are a powerhouse duo who have proven time and time again that they are fully tapped into the what audiences love,” said Covert Media’s CEO Paul Hanson. “Their fearless take on pop culture has us beyond thrilled to tackle the world’s most popular franchise with the two of them leading us into a galaxy far, far away.” god damnit Spatulater bro! fucked around with this message at 17:00 on Feb 9, 2017 |
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ol yeller posted:(voiceover) Caesar ruled his kingdom with glorious victory... lmao
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Lumpy the Cook posted:That's real, by the way. Summon the meteors.
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Lumpy the Cook posted:That's real, by the way. that title is an utter waste of a good general relativity joke on the other hand a wasted joke is still an actual joke so it'll definitely be the best joke in the entire film
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Fifty Shades of gray Follows the plot of the original book and film for the first hour, at which point Ana and Christian receive a massive dose of radiation that kills them both within minutes. HEaven'S GAYte Visually identical to Cimino's Heaven's Gate; however, the entire soundtrack has been replaced with a recording of Brad Dourif and Mickey Rourke engaged in surprisingly rough anal sex. Jerry and Zorp's Room Tone Adventures Follows the titular Jerry and Zorp as they engage in zany hijinks as the sound guy tries to get people to shut the gently caress up for 30 goddamn seconds so he can get some loving room tone for the love of Christ almighty. Alfryd and the Magical Sack Young squire Alfryd must save his enchanted village from the Dark Lord Melgazar, using nothing but his wits and his excessively stretchy scrotum. Colostomy Bag posted:"Showgirls 7" with Lena Dunham trying to make it big in Cleveland, OH. ShowgirlZ 7 Exactly what you said, but for some reason it's taking place during a zombie apocalypse.
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Lumpy the Cook posted:Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the duo known for the parody films including the Scary Movie franchise, Epic Movie and Vampires Suck, will next take on the iconic Star Wars franchise with their latest film, Star Worlds Episode XXXIVE=MC2: The Force Awakens the Last Jedi Who Went Rogue.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Star Worlds Episode XXXIVE=MC2: The Force Awakens the Last Jedi Who Went Rogue is: FPS; hobby-grade coop campaign; genre-blended, multi-mode competitive e-sports; meta-growth, choice + epic Star Wars Heroes!
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FactsAreUseless posted:Star Worlds Episode XXXIVE=MC2: The Force Awakens the Last Jedi Who Went Rogue is: FPS; hobby-grade coop campaign; genre-blended, multi-mode competitive e-sports; meta-growth, choice + epic Star Wars Heroes!
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:this would be the best film He already has experience with a scene like Gollum's lake reflection conversation....
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Egbert Souse posted:Glitter 2 Crossroads 2
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FactsAreUseless posted:Star Worlds Episode XXXIVE=MC2: The Force Awakens the Last Jedi Who Went Rogue is: FPS; hobby-grade coop campaign; genre-blended, multi-mode competitive e-sports; meta-growth, choice + epic Star Wars Heroes!
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A White Guy posted:The Star Wars prequels,except it's a Rom com with a laugh track. I'd watch a comedy about Rom the Spaceknight
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