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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Improbable Lobster posted:

A film made entirely out of stock footage with short scenes vaguely connecting things together.

i watched a kung fu film that was this once

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A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

An African-American Christmas movie but everyone wear white face(the make up) and looks directly at the camera every time a racial joke is made.

Finding Nemo with a serious tone,done in black and white,and Dory has progressive dementia.

An ET remake but there's no music at all.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
5.mpeg, a film by Egbert Souse

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Tyler Perry Presents: A Madea Porno

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Egbert Souse posted:

Romeo and Juliet starring Gilbert Gottfried and Fran Drescher

if this was made in the late 80s it would have been epic actually

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
3 Men and a Baby: An M-Preg Story.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/warner-bros-courts-mel-gibson-suicide-squad-sequel-974436

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
Waiting 2. The original is a good movie and the sequel is absolute loving garbage. It is the worst possible film.

Yobgoblin
Mar 19, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Clapping Larry
https://youtu.be/GQ44FLJA4Js

Yobgoblin fucked around with this message at 13:21 on Feb 16, 2017

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Remake of A Hard Day's Night starring Steam Powered Giraffe.

Artsygrrl
Apr 24, 2007


I'm just here.

Grimey Drawer

Sir Nose posted:

Remake of A Hard Day's Night starring Steam Powered Giraffe.

I keep imagining a hellish janky calliope soundtrack for this.

Let Adam Sandler write the screenplay for the Mel Gibson directed Suicide Squad sequel, make it a slapstick comedy, and then drop the budget by $249 million.

Alternatively: Tommy Wiseau's Last Tango in Paris.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
A remake of Grease with Justin Beiber as Danny and Iggy Azalea as Sandy.

Set in the 80s. With a soundtrack by Vanilla Ice.

In 3-D.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
It's a remake of The Exorcist II directed by James Nguyen.

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.


Double Down is a homage to Neil Breen's schizophrenia, and is thus amazing.

Yobgoblin
Mar 19, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Clapping Larry

A White Guy posted:

Double Down is a homage to Neil Breen's schizophrenia, and is thus amazing.

I like how he uses different takes of the same scenes for different movies.

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A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

and yes, Neil Breen can make an homage to award-winning director, writer ,actor, and producer Neil Breen

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