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Have Joel Schumacher direct The Batman, with input from Michael Bay. Cast Shia Labeouf as Batman, lady-puncher Josh Brolin as Commissioner Gordon, Megan Fox as Catwoman, and for no reason at all, cast Daniel Craig as Alfred Pennyworth. Make Mark Wahlberg play an unusually thin Bullock, cast a blonde white lady as Det. Montoya, and keep Leto as The Joker. Recast Harley Quinn with an 18 year old, because you can totally buy that someone under 35 is already a practicing psychologist who jumps into Stockholm Syndrome with The Joker. All action sequences are filmed in 5-second jump cuts to ensure that the audience has no idea which stunts are being performed, while the rest of the shots are long close ups of Megan mouth breathing while staring at something. Must have at least three scenes of Shia going "NO NO NO NO NOOOOO!" Soundtrack by Nickelback, Creed, and Katy Perry.
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The General's Daughter, remade as a lively musical full of lush scores and big dance numbers.
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Remake Apocalypse: Now but with only 1/25th the budget, and instead of Martin Sheen you get Joe Estevez.
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Have the Dontrel the Dolphin creator animate the next Spongebob movie. All voice actors must mumble their lines through a taped together Califone AX-12 Microphone over dial-up.
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Nevvy Z posted:Chuck Tingles... ...in IMAX...
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I think Roger Corman did a lot of that back in the day, at least that was what I gathered from the films that made it onto MST3K. Oh yeah - Glitter 2: I'm sorry, who? This time, Mariah has more lines revolving around her 'I don't know her' routine. A laugh track is inserted. Artsygrrl fucked around with this message at 07:23 on Feb 2, 2017 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Space jam except there's no looney tunes and the tone is extremely serious. Alternatively: Space Jam, but replace all Looney Tunes characters with D-level Hanna Barbera characters in glorious limited animation. Laugh track included. Special guest appearance by the tortured ghost of Don Knotts.
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Mr. T and the Women Wait, that actually sounds pretty good...
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Mister Kingdom posted:Adam Sandler's Citizen Kane Sandler's List: A Hysterical Comedy
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Sir Nose posted:Remake of A Hard Day's Night starring Steam Powered Giraffe. I keep imagining a hellish janky calliope soundtrack for this. Let Adam Sandler write the screenplay for the Mel Gibson directed Suicide Squad sequel, make it a slapstick comedy, and then drop the budget by $249 million. Alternatively: Tommy Wiseau's Last Tango in Paris.
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