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A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Just keeping the age old craft of selling snake oil alive.

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A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:

Godholio posted:

This loving owns. 3rd and 21st would be my favorites.

16th would be good too.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
We've realized that it's what the message says, not how they're saying it that is the important thing.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Apparently 90s fashion is the retro "in thing" now.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Blind Rasputin posted:

That’s pretty loving graphic and I don’t often get bothered by stuff. Maybe it’s just all the yelling and smoke that makes the scene more intense. But that person looked dead.

Looks like they got conked in the back of the head and it stuck there shooting out gas. So, yeah, dead.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
I'm disappointed that he doesn't have his name set to "Jeb! Bush".

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Yep.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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Sorry about your face.

Is everyone at TPUSA some sort of failed Oblivion create a character?

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:

Godholio posted:

What is even going on in that picture?

The culmination of generations of European interbreeding. Beautiful, isn't it?

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

stealie72 posted:

So, if you call your enemy Antifa all the time, that means you're tacitly calling yourself fascist?

Why do you hate America :thunk:

I didn't notice that Rudy is absolutely drenched in sweat in that picture. Ugh.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
He's actually pulled a pisspig grandad and is fighting with the Kurds.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
:staredog:

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:

Can I get a TL;DR version of this?

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Sounds like people need to stop taking the internet so seriously :smuggo:

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:

KirbyKhan posted:

Oh boy, Joe Rogan is SPOOKED SHINY!

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Just listen to Cum Town.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Nothing is manlier than killing people, didn't you know that? Procreation is for pussies. Literally and figuratively.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:

Lol @ Ted Cruz

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Lol that he seems to think that Facebook is on the team opposing Trump.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
That's either a lie to cover up what he was really doing, an easy detail he asked for just to get deployed for his resumé, or he was too lovely and stupid to actually do his real job and gave him something to do that they'd normally give to some E-4.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
And even then flip a coin as to whether it'll start or if you have to take the drip pan and block the exhaust to build up the back pressure.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Fake news media.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
:wow:

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
poo poo, I was infantry but if anyone asks me what I did in the military I just say I did paperwork. Stops any further questions.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
You can probably point the SEAL douchebaggery back to "Demo" Dick Marcinko and his "totally not real life but close enough to actual events I took part in that are classified that I got sued by the government" books about how loving bad rear end he is.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:

Toshokan posted:

So, Afghanistan and Iraq aren't considered disasters?

No, those are called "necessary sacrifices by American heroes", duh.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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Stultus Maximus posted:

That was done as a joke.
This was done seriously:


Oh, that's begging for a loss edit.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
I'm guessing he got his balls caught on the crotch of his pants.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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Dingleberry posted:

Fake news! He farted into his hand and is smelling it; it was a little known compulsion of his.

Yes, and of course one "Dingleberry" shows up to lobby for the rear end smell lobby. Deep state slime.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
I'm-a gonna stopp-a you right there

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
I told every new guy I came across that under no circumstances should they get married or have children while they were in the military. Some took the advice, by choice or not depending on the person, some didn't and not a single one of them seemed happy with their choice. The only ones I knew who were stable were dual military or if they joined after getting married and having kids, weirdly enough.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

That's Country legend Tennessee Ernie Ford singing, just FYI. He did an entire album of Union war songs that's available for download.

And before anyone gets the wrong idea that it was some sort of statement, he also did an album of Confederate war songs as well.

But 16 Tons is pretty on the nose.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
It's like the paper the Men In Black read that has all of the real news in it.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:

Remember what his solution was?

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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mlmp08 posted:

I was in a unit that gave NCOs Union Cavalry sabers and a stand as their going away gift. Had exactly one NCO ask for the confederate equivalent. Of course the answer was “hell no.”

Should have given that one a negative counseling statement as a going away gift.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:

Slim Pickens posted:

It's an edit of this



Dunno why she's so popular among chuds. She ran against Pelosi in the primary and got a whopping 1.8% among six candidates.

It's because she's an attractive woman.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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Godholio posted:

Hooo boy. His campaign's FB page ramps it up.



Well, he does have a point: we should probably draft a new Constitution, but I don't think that it would turn out how he wants it to.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Very clear what demographic they are targeting with those, and I don't think that I would be very afraid of a fat 70 or 80 year swinging it around

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Because they're just cosplaying soldiers at the core of it.

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A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:

Liquid Communism posted:

They're not even cosplaying soldiers.

They're cosplaying mercenaries, via video game character design.

Yeah, this is more accurate. They all look like they're trying out for Ghost Recon Wildlands.

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