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KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

"[I dont believe in anything] Im just here fpr the violence."

Good enough to say on a vet comedy forum, not good enough to be on my chest.

# ¿ Dec 25, 2017 22:23

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 09:50

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

This is a bizzare shout out to one Simpsons early season episode.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2018 23:53

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

# ¿ Mar 1, 2018 18:45

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

I mean, if would trust our children to Ugandan Security Forces over lovely county sherrifs ten times out of ten.

What child wouldnt want to start their day with a JAAAAAAMBOOOO!

# ¿ Mar 1, 2018 20:26

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Scratch Monkey posted:

Missle Rick, did you turn yourself into a missle to avoid the safety standdown brief?

# ¿ Jun 11, 2018 23:47

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Stultus Maximus posted:

Halfway through the article and it is more banal than I could have imagined. She wrote this cuz no one was eating her potato salad and she MAD.

Edit: AHAHAHAHA SHE BRINGS UP TIDE PODS

KirbyKhan fucked around with this message at 23:18 on Aug 13, 2018

# ¿ Aug 13, 2018 23:15

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Art

# ¿ Sep 7, 2018 06:53

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Bolow posted:

https://twitter.com/valerieinsinna/status/1049955134208438272?s=21

In awe

# ¿ Oct 10, 2018 23:03

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Been without a car for a year. That pic is unironically the truth.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 06:55

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Toshokan posted:

But how are you supposed to demonstrate and defend your masculinity and heterosexuality without a giant gently caress-off truck whose hauling capacity you'll never use?

Oh I dont have to worry about that in my California communal socialist enclave. All that desire to buck and front faded away after my manditory sexual reassignment surgery. Honestly, its actually way less gay here than when I was in the mil.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 07:19

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

I mean... Yea... It was 7 years ago that I used to drink 40 racks in my friend's dorm underneath the Confederate flag. military is weird.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2018 20:24

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

CommieGIR posted:

Hope nobody miskeys her NSN during requisitions.

Im not gonna look under that label to confirm the part number to MSL.

Edit: just noticed it was a photoshopped stock listing. What is the moto aliexpress marketplace these listing come from?

# ¿ Jan 3, 2019 19:51

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Is that a page from White Donkey?

Edit: VVV good stuff. Thanks VVV

KirbyKhan fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Feb 26, 2019

# ¿ Feb 25, 2019 19:53

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Holy loving poo poo somebody leaked Barkley Shut Up And Jam Gaiden 2!!!

Thread post with the megaupload

# ¿ Jun 9, 2019 17:31

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Godholio posted:

This image is extremely cursed by subtext.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2019 23:44

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

I will say, "dayum 95 bux for dinner" this dude is getting the cheesecake and bottle of wine from the Slayin Factory

# ¿ Oct 8, 2019 06:24

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Man, phone booths sure were a thing

For me to POOP IN.

^{that's a reference for my fellow 30 year olds}

# ¿ Oct 14, 2019 21:51

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Thot is a fun word ya square olds.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2019 11:06

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

EBB posted:

ok boomer

# ¿ Nov 14, 2019 02:33

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

pseudosavior posted:

Bitch, I didn't leave Britney alone, and she wasn't even doing anything.

I'm drat sure not gonna leave a sociopathic bigoted old puddingheaded fuckstick alone.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2019 20:25

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Hey so, I know the Joe Rogan dislike is real here. We all understand that he enables people that shouldn't be given an audience. I think a lot of us agree that when he talks comedy or goes without a titillating guest, he's not an awful person, just kind of a generic moron with the ability to kick with the power of a camel.

Anyhow, this is Joe staring through the looking glass, especially at the end, last two and a half minutes or so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdi8KWeUrlY

You can practically see his brain breaking at the end.

Oh boy, Joe Rogan is SPOOKED!

# ¿ Jan 7, 2020 19:16

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Joe Rogan is a great resource for MMA. I listened to him give a primer on the state of MMA in the pre-thanksgiving drive towords MMA watching family. Only white guy I listen to about martial arts and the concept of sport violence.

His clips show in my feed, but I don't click on the Nazi's. *flicks spliff, floats off the lotus position, 2 eyes closed cuz I only need my 3rd to travel my commute*

# ¿ Jan 7, 2020 23:56

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

I will stop scrolling for any Joe Rogan talking to someone about Epstein. I still got that Epstein Brain. I keep scrolling for anything more complicated. But yes, dude speaks to me in the same language I learned at 12 years old in the stripmall dojo parking lot.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 02:28

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Both above posts are true.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2020 20:19

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

nullscan posted:

They don't even give out towels at Osan anymore! They basically just hang out all day and occasionally walk around the weight room making sure no one is dead.

Truely living the dream

# ¿ Jan 17, 2020 03:36

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Yes, but Dowd got better and began posting correctly. He is the unfortunate truth that people can change.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2020 05:10

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Fuckin spooky, there's so many batches of these child soldiers.

https://twitter.com/HalabjaMustard/status/1266620317671124994?s=20

I PASSED OUT THAT MASK IN 2012. THAT'S THE poo poo WE USED FOR CBRNE WHY IS A CHILD WEARING THAT WHILE STRAPPED!?!?!?!?!?!!

# ¿ May 30, 2020 09:30

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

mlmp08 posted:

Socialism doesn’t cure racism, it just dulls the pain and puts a baseline of how crushed a group can be. If it’s done done well. If done poorly, you find a way to exclude minorities from socialist benefits for reasons.

There’s also the hilarious stalinist propaganda about how the USSR cured racism.

My thoughts go immidiately to the Soviet Russia / chinese propaganda posters that made a love story of two dudes finding love then settling down to start a farm.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2020 08:05

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

mlmp08 posted:

Yeah, the lead of the moving target and elevation angle are the trickiest parts of the shot. Plus the minor movements of a person’s head in an automobile.

There are no minor head movements when I'm in the car.