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The General Sherman has a killer flame spray job.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2018 16:27 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 08:44 |
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It's the american model, duh.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2018 02:51 |
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Is your volition as icy as that air fresheners'?
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2018 19:12 |
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Mayo is poo poo outside of buttermilk ranch.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2018 23:48 |
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So how far are we from reminiscing about buttchugging and vodka soaked tampons?
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2018 04:39 |
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I kinda wish the General Grant was a car that wasn't killed off and eventually brought back. Also a Ford because it'd piss off every Mopar gently caress out there. So a Mustang would be the only appropriate choice.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2018 15:24 |
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Needs nike swooshes for checkmarks.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 21:22 |
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Someone do an XM8 one.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2018 23:04 |
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Lol
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2018 03:45 |
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Stultus Maximus posted:Have some purestrain Zyklon Ben: Amish Donnie in the bottom left.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2018 20:06 |
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I didn't notice the
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2018 21:43 |
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Steezo posted:Have you ever been to a Marine barracks? The dealers who don't get caught are dealing only psychedelics the dogs don't sniff for Dog only knows to smell what it was trained for, mostly explosives. That said, I took weed on post multiple times, car was gone through by a dog once with a bag and pipe in my backpack in the backseat, didn't even flinch. Ran through my barracks room twice over a year, weed and pipe present both times, never picked up by the dogs. Barracks tossing is to find the people who rat themselves out. The dogs are largely just for show.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2018 01:37 |
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Nah, we're merging with the simspons universe and this is just the first sign. Cancellation cannot come soon enough.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2018 04:30 |
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I wonder how many cats live with her. Also not political, just lol, snagged from the gbs bitcoin thread.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2018 05:34 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjhc0-6eSiw
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2018 18:08 |
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Is that Joseph Gordon Levitt from that poo poo movie about being extended during the Iraq war before the surge?
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2018 03:59 |
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I love the french, and would marry one of their daughters to shovel poo poo on my imaginary pot farm.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2018 15:25 |
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Sonic was co-opted some time ago by the russians.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2018 22:09 |
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My psychiatrist had a fat dip in the last time I saw him. And a guy on my trim crew dips Skoal, though isn't a veteran.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2018 05:21 |
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My grandfather dipped copenhagen nearly all his goddamn life. Always got the fine cut poo poo. Started before he was 10, died at 76 pretty much from stomach cancer, because he'd gut that poo poo all the time. Lived his whole life in cornfield country, Illinois. Never really drank, never touched drugs. His father drank Seagrams 7 poo poo, smoked 2 packs of chesterfield nonfilters a day, and always had a pouch of red man chew on him. Keeled over from an aneurysm at 69. Point being, I come from trashy folk with bad habits.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2018 08:21 |
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:who doesn’t love dip bottles/cups spilling everywhere. A couple of reasons. One being that enlisted are awful with money and wouldn't afford a deployment worth of dip in one shot. Another being that it dries out, even in those lovely plastic cans, fairly quickly, around a month or two. Not nearly as fast as the cardboard copenhagen cans, those dry out quick, couple weeks. Cope makes plastic cans too, but there's a following behind the old cardboard style. Last time I dipped I was buying those camel snus tins, they weren't bad. I'd probably use them more if I cared about putting my cigarettes out in no-smoking signed areas.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2018 14:59 |
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I didn't come home with a hookah. I came home with a little gold plated thing that looks like a small eucharist cup with a matching lid to put my weed in. No idea where it is now.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2018 21:24 |
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You can smoke until someone tells you to stop. There's a story about Andrew Dice Clay where him and another comedian are walking around some no smoking venue. Dice lights up and the other guy is all "wtf are you doing" while they walk around. About halfway through his cigarette a security guard or employee tells him to put it out, so he complies. The other guy was like, "told you, you can't smoke in here" and Dice fires back with something like, "you say that but I just smoked half a cigarette in here."
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2018 04:47 |
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I can't find it on youtube but there's a local lawyer commercial (Frank Azar) that has a guy "facetime" style recording a review, and he's got a fat dip in his bottom lip. It's so loving obvious that I always wait for a dip bottle to pop into frame, but it never happens.Hremsfeld posted:Kinda like how you can park wherever, it's just sometimes it costs a parking ticket, and other times it costs a parking ticket and a tow. Or two broken windows and a bunch of pissed-off firefighters. Exactly. Do what you want, gently caress other people.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2018 07:52 |
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The army gives you a badge for not having an accident with a military vehicle for a year or 8k miles, whichever first. It's the Driver and Mechanic Badge, and it looks dumb as hell. I had mechanic and driver tabs. I needed to attend recovery school if I wanted to get an operator tab, but lol gently caress that. Not having the school didn't get me out of running a hemtt wrecker.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2019 06:43 |
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Air force combat action ribbon is the closest I can find to that. Would fit with the rest of his chest of lies.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2019 07:07 |
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Force de Fappe posted:e: lest we forget, a certain presidential candidate who is pretty much one of the greates neurosurgeons ever and also believes the Bible literally. I just look on them as some variation of idiot savants these days. And that dumb fucker went to Yale.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2019 01:10 |
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Took me a second to read the barrel. "Dropped as a baby"
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2019 20:18 |
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Sometimes you just need to live in a lovely state.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 03:55 |
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My brother nailed it out of the park with a 19 on his first attempt. Clocked back around with a 35ish on the second attempt, collected a waiver because it was pre-Iraq war by about six months when he signed papers and the bullshit wmd sheets were being shook out by Bush & Co. He wound up in commo. Being dumb is waiverable, just can't be so dumb that you can't hit double digits. The waiverable amount probably changes with the need for people.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2019 04:00 |
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Is that not something they associate with strong GT scores? I remember those being a big deal of it. Something like 110 minimum, which means lots of people would have to retest after already being in service. I wonder how many people come out of those with lower scores than when they went in.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2019 06:00 |
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Zippers and velcro.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2019 07:36 |
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Meh. Complain when you have to break out the kiwi and horsehair brush.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2019 20:26 |
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The gut over the pistol belt. Fantastic.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2019 22:11 |
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All I know is my dcu pants made great cutoff shorts for a looooong time.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2019 08:35 |
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:I know in combat zones it was sort of whatever, but the boot regulations in garrison were so silly. I still have a pair of mil issue suede steel toes from 2005. Uncomfortable, sure, but durable as hell. The other pair I was issued lasted like, 7 years before I had to toss them. Just swap insoles.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2019 20:28 |
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I like trimming cheese strains at work so I can say I'm cutting the cheese.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2019 20:37 |
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I'm not looking to affiliate my beard with any bullshit, so it will stay a foot long and unkempt.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2019 00:41 |
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Closer to the hipster than duck dynasty. More just dirty old hippy. My beard stopped adding length years ago. It's as long as it wants to grow.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2019 01:26 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 08:44 |
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Wingnut Ninja posted:The suppressor on the end is inaccurate now that the dog whistles have been swapped for regular whistles and megaphones. That's a common design of pellet rifle suppressors.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2019 06:10 |