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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

:drat:

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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Hahaha this isn't true in the slightest.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Sergeant Chao Dao Won

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

If you photoshopped his teeth to look really pointy he would basically look like a human lamprey

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

This can't be real. It has to be a photoshop. There's no way the White House's chefs would allow a president to get this bloated and corpulent

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

He only mentioned the helmet. I mentioned everything else.

Source: I was helicopter aircrew and I know all the branches poo poo because it's just what you do working with them.

What's that thing hanging off of the end of the barrel?

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
I Don't Have A Pet Scharff

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I do not understand

https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/dashcon-ball-pit-meme/

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
I don't think they can deny a clearance for express socialist or communist sympathies

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/dougmillsnyt/status/929893490418257921




Good AV material there

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
https://www.amazon.com/Mens-Your-Matters-Comply-Shirt/dp/B073NXD4CG/ref=sr_1_12?ie=UTF8&qid=1510614788&sr=8-12&keywords=life+force+tshirt

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Lest we forget the time that predictive AI read both "Fire and Fury" and a McDonalds menu and produced this masterpiece

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Hieronymus Bosch loving rules

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

And the Marines are their own weird thing where half the things they do make perfect sense while the other half are totally retarded.

It's more like 1/3rd perfect, 1/3rd retarded, and 1/3rd YUT DEVILDOG

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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Sacrist65 posted:

Vet culture is basically an internalized version of this:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LPquarz16wQ

In a feedback loop with the end result being Congressman Eye-Patch replicating like Agent Smith.

How have I never seen this before?

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
You were at my war crimes trial, Denise

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Dad is closing in on 80 and still rides his bicycle daily. Hopefully he lives for another 20 years!

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
New Contrapoints is really loving good.

https://youtu.be/n9mspMJTNEY

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Uh don't try and tell me this doesn't get you going :colbert:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvHhBsUpVCk

Man, the beat is just a little off between the two songs. If someone were to speed up the nasheed just a little bit, it'd be absolutely perfect

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

:laffo:

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

I’m ready

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1165784186944446464?s=20

Anyone know how I can join?

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1194688847201878017

https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1194718080460558341

This is....almost a level beyond galaxy brain

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/EricTrump/status/1200106696108052480

Eric is the saddest man this holiday season

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Wasabi the J posted:

I am glad I don't give a gently caress about getting scammed out of pocket change even if they're faking it.

I don't imagine the life of a really successful panhandler scammer is all that glamorous.

Yeah, same. If your life sucks so much that you have to sit on a street corner scamming people for change, then you need that dollar more than I do.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

:perfect:

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Hell, even if a soldier was on the DASR (or whatever the Navy/AF equivalent is), they would still have a DD-214. It doesn’t make your entire existence a secret.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Not a zombie movie - taken from the Ohio protests

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
https://mobile.twitter.com/KaitMarieox/status/1256381680585265153

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Biden is a pedophile. Hillary is a pedophile. Your town’s mayor is a pedophile. You’re a pedophile. I’m a pedophile! Everyone is pedophiles!!!

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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

They always do operator rolls too lmao. What is up with that dude's magazine though?

I like how he has an IR laser on a pepper ball gun

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/Real_Xi_Jinping/status/1337811361947144192?s=20

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:


That's probably the most brazen grift I've ever seen

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

That’s the eagles nest rich kid right?

Yup. Absolute failson who failed his way into a $30 million insurance settlement and a congressional seat.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
He works for AAFES now. He shares a name with a very famous deceased comedian, so he shouldn't be hard to find if you wanna talk to him

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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Who is this and why is she not going to jail?

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