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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
thread title is not welcome to tiny train world winston voted 0

he's been in office 13 days now and the dementia is showing

https://twitter.com/tommyxtopher/status/826521935987298304?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Jose fucked around with this message at 09:36 on Feb 1, 2017

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Trickjaw posted:

Please don't say that, I'm in hospital right now, and happy to note the staff are better than we deserve. Two things I have learned: I) Shouting ' Get your hands off me, you black bastard' does not assure preferential service and II) Catheters are the work of the devil, and I wish them to every Tory.

it was a bit shocking to learn just how wide they are when i visited my dad in hospital

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Jedit posted:

He probably voted Brexit. Tie a knot in his catheter.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/oct/24/former-socceroo-steve-herczeg-died-after-catheter-connected-to-oxygen-coroner-told

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Tesseraction posted:

Christ, that poor bastard...

How similar looking are the tubes that something like this could happen?

they're both clear tubes but different enough sizes that it would take some effort to mix them up

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Regarde Aduck posted:

It's odd. Brexit was supposed to destroy the Tory party. It's actually likely to destroy the Labour party. They've thrown themselves infront of the out of control bus that is Brexit.

blair and clinton laid some excellent ground work for their parties to get destroyed

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Zephro posted:

Why are catheters so thick, then? Wouldn't a thinner version be less uncomfortable?

Enquiring minds want to know

so you don't mix them up with an oxygen tube and burst someones bladder

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
oh look wikileaks is doing in france what it did in the US. leaking the emails of people Putin doesn't want in power

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

LemonDrizzle posted:

Paul Nuttall may be going to pokey:


The penalty for lying on your nomination form is: you go to prison for up to six months, you're banned from voting for multiple years, and if you've been elected, you're automatically kicked out

this is optimistic

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol america

https://twitter.com/WestWingReport/status/827254053843378176?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Gonzo McFee posted:

Crosspost from Scotpol thread.

https://twitter.com/MeanwhileScotia/status/827180547025801216

Deputy Leader for Scottish Tories invokes the Laffer Curve, is asked a technical question, bottles it.

the teacher from ferris buellers day off is a pedo

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Prince John posted:



And he's now apparently a devout Christian:



https://twitter.com/brianbeutler/status/827159656602730496?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Niric posted:

As Angepain pointed out in ScotPol, Murdo Fraser doesn't understand his sources: Matthew Broderick isn't sitting in the class at all, as the film's title indicates. His piss poor knowledge of John Hughes movies aside, it's rather revealing - and frustrating - that he seems to think that just saying "the Laffer curve" is a winning argument, when even Laffer himself doesn't think it can or should be the basis of policy making.

not sure what this has to do with the actor who played the teacher in ferris buellers day off being a pedo tbh

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

LemonDrizzle posted:

https://twitter.com/davey/status/827300019699085312

so this is where we are as a country. good to know.

ukmt: i go to the supermarket and a banana is straight

i don't think she was serious

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Between brexit and trump getting rid of the financial regulations put in place after 2008 the global economy is in for a wild ride

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

JFairfax posted:

spinach and cabbage and kale far superior to lettuce

kale needs cooking and cabbage is usually best cooked if its not coleslaw. watercress is best for sandwiches imo

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
that post got the saurus permabanned lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3808692

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/feb/04/capita-staff-paid-by-criminals-to-fit-electronic-tags-loosely

quote:

Scotland Yard is investigating claims that workers with the outsourcing firm Capita were paid by convicts to deliberately fit electronic ankle tags loosely, allowing them to slip the devices off when they wanted to go out.

Staff at the company, which runs the government’s Electronic Monitoring Service, were allegedly paid £400 a time to help at least 32 offenders beat their court-imposed curfews, according to a report in the Sun.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I just bought my own place I recommend it

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Guavanaut posted:

Everyone take out your copybooks, today's lesson is Liberals will always defend right wing populism over any kind of leftism. Write it 100 times.



Trump campaigned about Clinton being bought by wall Street and then had a former goldman Sachs coo be next to him when he struck down the regulation that went in place after 2008 lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
ober better watch out there are some serious people out for him

https://twitter.com/USXPD/status/827808750459248640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol the liberals in canada abandoned their campaign promise of electoral reform

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Pissflaps posted:

Trumpers and Corbynites and Scottish nationalists find common ground:


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/828574430800539648

the donalds brain is definiteyl on its way out

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/828575949268606977

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

JFairfax posted:

you cannot oppose the will of the british people

You can, and should, using trident

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

jBrereton posted:

Maybe the problem is that London has seen too much investment relative to everywhere else, and the idea that everyone in England's main aim should be to move there is foolhardy.

if i leave newcastle its going to be for another country

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
is it bad i keep looking at just how hosed up things are in america right now and being glad we're not quite that awful?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Speaking as someone who lives near Canary Wharf (and has done most of their life), post-post-industrial landscapes loving suck.

I thought you were a Leeds supporter

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

serious gaylord posted:

So will labour release these texts that they have about surrey councils sweetheart deal?

the guardian has them at the top of its live blog

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
its cool that cameron hosed the country then quit and wandered off doodling to himself

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/PickardJE/status/829698730924273664

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

TinTower posted:

Getting more votes for president than any white man in history = losing horrifically, gotcha.


it might surprise you to learn that populations increase over time and as such there are more people to vote. shocking i know.

lol donald trump won

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
remember when the american government spent 40 years infecting a black community with syphilis and then admitted there wasn't any reason behind it after stopping

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i really want trump to give a stump speech in commons

https://twitter.com/mahirzeynalov/status/825116582238093319

Jose fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Feb 9, 2017

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sph9-UaJXek

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/FrankConniff/status/830481544645050369?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/830486372410675202?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Pissflaps posted:

I think Clinton would definitely have been a lot less bad than Trump is tbf.

This is a lot funnier though

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Pissflaps posted:

I don't think what's happening in America is 'funny'.

In the middle of his intelligence briefing the president of the USA tweeted angrily about a retailer dropping his daughters brand

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Fangz posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/830701303026167808

Interesting to see how this works out for them.

labour are opposing brexit probably shouldn't be in large letters

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