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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Squizzle posted:

What the hell is the context for this

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Ghostlight posted:

"The Black Legion are a group of powerful mash-ups apparently composed of mixed Heroes and Villains of Age of Apocalypse, serving as personal bodyguards of Wolverine, ascendent to Apocalypse. In the battle field they are led by Blob."

I hope this Wolverine is also Lord of the Vampires.

C'mon, "Beta Red"? Zombie Sentry? Blob somehow cosplaying as Roadhog before Overwatch was ever a thing? Someone was having some fun at Marvel's expense, and doing it in a Marvel comic.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 00:45

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Rhyno posted:

I have been told by more than one of my black customers that I probably shouldn't be reading it since "it's not for you."

I'm a sheltered-rear end white suburban nerd and I love it, though. Because it's really loving good.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 07:33

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Josie and the Pussycats is a better comic than our sad, fallen world deserves.

Josie and the Pussycats #4, now on sale, also contains: references to two classic plays, two classic musicals, and the Odyssey; winning a gun fight with a pun fight; surprisingly mature conversations about relationships and being an emotionally healthy adult about them; jewelry with phobias; more making fun of DC movies; and rocking out. You should be buying it.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 21:24

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

site posted:

Okay i was gonna look into josie and your post says there's only four issues out as of now but i could've sworn that it had been running last year as well. Is there a previous volume or am i just nuts?

I mean, there's probably volumes going back to the 70s? They got a reboot along with the rest of the Archie books last year and the new version only has four issues out so far.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 23:47

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Rhyno posted:

Indiana man. The answer is always Indiana.

I've seen Indianapolis. It's a boring and not particularly notable suburb that some idiot dropped a football stadium into.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 00:38

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Roth posted:

Well, I got the job at Legoland

So do they call female employees Lego lasses or not

# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 04:53

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Gavok posted:

Dark Horse lost their big Star Wars license a little while ago, but gently caress it, they have Mystery Science Theater 3000 now.

Too vague to get hyped right now. "We're gonna post old public domain comics and mock the poo poo out of them" would have me very excited, "follow the exciting adventures of Joel and the Bots as they do stuff we don't have the budget for on TV" and meh, "Learn the dramatic backstory behind the Satellite of Love" and I'd leave it on the shelf forever.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 17:25

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Oh, there's just no way that's going to be good.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 23:39

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I had a Crystal Pepsi a few weeks ago because I actually found bottles of it in a 7-11. It was an interesting experience.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 23:57

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Rhyno

happy birthday and also how does it feel to be too old to be able to credibly disclaim being part of Generation X

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 07:14

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

pubic works project posted:

Soooooooooooo yeah....comic books....new ones came out yesterday....good stuff, right?

I fell asleep after reading only Jughead and Batman Beyond, but Batman Beyond's ending pissed me off. The Joker still being alive is god damned stupid, don't do that.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 01:25

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